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Song Parodies -> "Slip's Slidin' Away"

Original Song Title:

"Slip Slidin' Away"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Slip's Slidin' Away"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

Thankfully, this is NOT autobiographical!!!
Slip's slidin' away
Slip's slidin away
You know I love the anticipation
The more her slip's slidin' away

I met a girl
I didn't know she was
A man passing for a woman
With a horny buzz

She looked delicious
I bought her beer
She said that she was by-the-hour-ing
I'm afraid that I then volunteered

Slip's slidin' away
Slip's slidin' away
Although I know of her occupation
I want her slip slidin' away

We went to her place
And drank some shots
Here are the dirty words she's usin'
As she gets me hot

She said "A good lay...
Might have some pain..."
She said "A bad lay's when I'm tied in bed
He's passed out snoring like a train"

Slip's slidin' away
Slip's slidin' away
You know it increased my expectation
The more her slip's slidin' away

And so we went far-thur
I told her "Hon...
I think you know what I'll be squeezin'
When your bra's undone"

But to my dis-may
I stare and gawk
She drops her dress and I start weeping
When she turns around and she has on a jock!

Slip's slidin' away
Slip's slidin' away
You know I'm wantin' an explanation
(From) The whore who's slip's slidin' away

I didn't know
She was a Dan
The transformation's unbelievable
To a normal man

I start to sob
Then I get sick
Thought I'd be gliding up her highway
When in fact her slip's hiding a dick

Slip's slidin' away
Slip's slidin' away
These days I'm fearin' the revelation
The more the slip's slidin' away

Slip's slidin' away
I sit here swallowin' medication
I fear the slip slidin' away

Hmmm.....

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Johnny D - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
It's especially hilarious to imagine Paul Simon finding himself in that situation!
Kristof Robertson - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, I'm SURE this isn't autobiographical, Dee....just like some of your other ones! ;-) BRAVO...555
john ulvang - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Dee? How can you say this is not autobiographical? Did I mean NOTHING to you? All fives! Brilliant!
Rick C - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Lots of good lines (as I've come to expect from you)!!! 555
Adagio - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I really got enjoyment from the situation. :D 5's
alvin rhodes - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
frightening, but funny...5s
Red Ant - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
What Alvin said, and great rhyming as well.
AFW - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Simon sez...this is a good one, for fives
Dee Range - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny, Kristof, John. Rick Adagio, alvin, Red Ant, and AFW. Always appreciate the nice comments
Michael Pacholek - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
TRAN-scendent.
Stuart McArthur - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
yes, you do make ceratin assumptions as the slip's sliding away, and that's not one of them - I'm sensing a theme here, Dee - is it those hot Texan nights? - because I remember how Pamela Ewing looked when her slip was sliding away - 555

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