Slip's slidin' away
Slip's slidin away
You know I love the anticipation
The more her slip's slidin' away

I met a girl
I didn't know she was
A man passing for a woman
With a horny buzz

She looked delicious
I bought her beer
She said that she was by-the-hour-ing
I'm afraid that I then volunteered

Slip's slidin' away
Slip's slidin' away
Although I know of her occupation
I want her slip slidin' away

We went to her place
And drank some shots
Here are the dirty words she's usin'
As she gets me hot

She said "A good lay...
Might have some pain..."
She said "A bad lay's when I'm tied in bed
He's passed out snoring like a train"

Slip's slidin' away
Slip's slidin' away
You know it increased my expectation
The more her slip's slidin' away

And so we went far-thur
I told her "Hon...
I think you know what I'll be squeezin'
When your bra's undone"

But to my dis-may
I stare and gawk
She drops her dress and I start weeping
When she turns around and she has on a jock!

Slip's slidin' away
Slip's slidin' away
You know I'm wantin' an explanation
(From) The whore who's slip's slidin' away

I didn't know
She was a Dan
The transformation's unbelievable
To a normal man

I start to sob
Then I get sick
Thought I'd be gliding up her highway
When in fact her slip's hiding a dick

Slip's slidin' away
Slip's slidin' away
These days I'm fearin' the revelation
The more the slip's slidin' away

Slip's slidin' away
I sit here swallowin' medication
I fear the slip slidin' away

Hmmm.....