-> "50 Blades Upon My Razor"
Original Song Title:
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"50 Blades Upon My Razor"
The Lyrics
"50 Blades Upon My Razor"
It started with two blades than it quickly went to three
Many years later I can't believe what I see
They added more to fight our struggle to shave clean
There must be 50 blades upon my razor
When I first heard of it I said this can't be true
Who would want, an enormous stack of blades to scrape so close to you
So I went up to the store and got one for me too
There must be 50 blades upon my razor
50 blades upon my razor
Just look at that stacked rack
It won't leave a strand man
This isn't a toy boy
Just try it and see
Just use it with light touch
You won't need to stroke it much
Yes you can believe me
You'll be stubble free
One stroke and I was in excruciating pain
I wish there was something I could do to put skin back again
And I cursed out loud and was full of deep distain
About the fifty blades
I dialed 911, held pressure to the site
And then I sat and waited till I saw a flashing light
And than the paramedic said that my head must not be right
There must be 50 blades upon your razor
50 blades upon your razor
Stay away from the stack jack
It's not a good plan man
This isn't a toy boy
I tried it and see
I ran out of luck buck
You don't want to use it much
Yes you can believe me
You'll be derma free
(Repeat)
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