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Song Parodies -> "Keith And Father Pete Down In The Dungeon"

Original Song Title:

"Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard"

Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Keith And Father Pete Down In The Dungeon"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Fr. Peter Miqueli, the former parish priest at St. Frances de Chantal Church in the Bronx, is now being accused of embezzling $1 million in church money to pay for a gay S&M love affair, which included Fr. Miqueli becoming his boyfriend's "toilet slave". The priest also owned a huge mansion with a hot tub and dungeon in the basement. He also allegedly entertained interfaith fantasies of being humiliated in front of a devout "nice Jewish girl".
Well the mama pajama won't let her kids
Go near Father Pete's big mansion
Hunky hot men show up there again
For a reason you don't wanna imagine

It was against law
Against the canon law
What the people saw
It was against the law

Parish'oners frown and spit on the ground
Every time his name gets mentioned
And the Cardinal knew, but what did he do?
Looks like nothing! What a "bone" of contention

Well the Father's gay
And he's a human toilet
Yeah the Father's gay
He's keeping his vow of chastity...belt

He wants Rosie, the queen of the shtetl
See Keith and Father Pete, down in the dungeon
See Keith and Father Pete, down in the dungeon

When the news came around
Father Peter stepped down
But the story has just begun
There's no kind of beast
Like a pervy old priest
Cardinal's gonna get in trouble for this one

Well the Father's gay
And he just loves that hot tub
Yeah the Father's gay
Shakin' his hand, wonder where it's been

He wants Rosie, the queen of the shtetl
See Keith and Father Pete, down in the dungeon
See Keith and Father Pete, down in the dungeon

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Patrick - December 15, 2015 - Report this comment
I always felt that the original song referred to something similar to this. Maybe Pope Francis will consider changing the rules for celibacy in the Western Rite. The priesthood used to be a "respectable" place for homosexuals to hide. They no longer need to stay in the closet, and the pedophiles and perverts are giving the priests who are faithful to their vows a bad name. By the way, how do you recruit a nice Jewish girl to bear witness to such a grotesque practice? I'd like to hear her side of the story.

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