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Song Parodies -> "Rice Cube's Mobile Phone"

Original Song Title:

"Kodachrome"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Rice Cube's Mobile Phone"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

Big thanks to Rice Cube for replacing Cell with Mobile...that was all his idea. I just revised it and posted it again! Rice Cube, you da MAN!
When I think back on all the crap I said in high school
It's a wonder I can speak at all
And though my lack of education hasn't hurt me none
I can send text messages to you all

Mobile-phone
They come in such nice cool colors
They come with a million functions
Let's you keep all your friends a call away, oh yeah
I got a Mo-torola
It lets me take photographs
So mama don't take my mobile-phone away

If you took all the girls I have inside my phonebook
And called them all together here tonight
I know I'd have myself some real good conversations
But then...all their boyfriends would want to fight

Mobile-phone
They come in such nice cool colors
They come with a million functions
Let's you keep all your friends a call away, oh yeah
I got a Mo-torola
It lets me take photographs
So mama don't take my mobile-phone away

Mama don't take my mobile-phone away
Mama don't take my mobile-phone away
Mama don't take my mobile-phone away

Mama don't take my mobile-phone
Mama don't take my mobile-phone
Mama don't take my mobile-phone away

Mama don't take my mobile-phone
What if a girl calls and wants to bone?
Mama don't take my mobile-phone away

Mama don't take my mobile-phone
(ring ring ring)
Mama don't take my mobile-phone away
O.K.!

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Adagio - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good! 5's
Know 1 can hear you dream - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
And his phone number is 555-PLAYA? :-)
Meriadoc - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Cell phones come in all sorts of colors? I never knew this! Now I want a pink one! Waaah!
Rice Cube - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I love my mobile phone ;-) Nice job :-D
2nz - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice wordplay, Syncronos. You always do something clever with the pacing. I came up with a duet we could do about the x-men if you're interested. I don't know how ta get in touch with you, so PM on the message boards if you're interested.
Michael Pacholek - March 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, but does Motorola have CZJ like T-Mobile? "Get more." I'd love to, but... she's got a thingggg... on her arm... (shameless plug for a parody of my own)

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