-> "Kinky Ways To Love Your Lover"
Original Song Title:
"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover"
Parody Song Title:
"Kinky Ways To Love Your Lover"
Tie her up to the ceiling fan,..so she whirls free
Then lie close underneath her anatomy
Might take an engineering plan, drawn graphically
But there are kinky ways to love your lover
When rain and lightning's flashin' hard, roll in the yard
Knock over Rover's dish that's full a' Pard
Hear tires screech, real loud on the boulevard..
There's lots a' kinky ways to love your lover
Try out the railroad track, Jack
Mess in mud, Bud
Bang at Walmart, Art
Behind a TV..
Pound by the zoo, Sue
Inside the library, Mary
Just be obscene, Jean
Wherever you want to..
Fly high on an airline flight and restroom rub
Gain membership in that famous mile high club
Get back at them for their fares, and the lousy grub
Try new and kinky ways to love your lover..
Drive down the freeway, Ray..park on the grassy middle..strip!
Ride on a rollercoaster nude, and flip a hip..
go golfing, and lose your balls..make a bush trip
There's many kinky ways to love your lover
Shag in the swim pool, Jewel
At the park, Mark
Try the swingset, Bette
Hump up on a bridge
A carousel, Mel
On woofer bass, Grace
Top of the washer, Sasha
The freezer, or the fridge!
Explore all kinky ways to love your lover...
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