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Song Parodies -> "Fifty Ways To Cheat On Your Lover"

Original Song Title:

"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover"

Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Fifty Ways To Cheat On Your Lover"

Parody Written by:

Tim

The Lyrics

"The problem is all inside your head", she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you play the game of polygamy
there must be fifty ways to cheat on your lover

You don't have to think of it as being rude
just think of it as being a normal average dude
and I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
there must be fifty ways to cheat on your lover
fifty ways to cheat on your lover

Just try a little lyin', Brian
And find another girl, Burl
You don't have to be rich, Mitch
Just listen to me
Sweet-talk her away, Ray
Be outta town the next day
Don't give her a clue, Drew
Be happy and free

Your love with her will not have to be in vain
What you're doing really isn't that insane
I said "I wish I didn't have to cause her so much much pain"
but there must be fifty ways to cheat on your lover

She said "I'll be the first, so let's sleep here tonight
"Perhaps you'll find the gains of it all at night"
And then she kissed me and I knew that she was right
there must be fifty ways to cheat on your lover
fifty ways to cheat on your lover

Just try a little lyin', Brian
Find another girl, Burl
You don't have to be rich, Mitch
Just listen to me
Sweet-talk her away, Ray
Be outta town the next day
Don't give her a clue, Drew
Be happy and free

Just try a little lyin', Brian
Find another girl, Burl
You don't have to be rich, Mitch
Just listen to me
Sweet-talk her away, Ray
Be outta town the next day
Don't give her a clue, Drew
Be happy and free

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AFW - December 06, 2006 - Report this comment
A real cool twist on the original, Rex...and very well written
AFW - December 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Dang! I mean, Tim....sorry about that.. : )

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