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Song Parodies -> "Botox Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Paranoia Blues"

Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Botox Blues"

Parody Written by:

Bob Konigsberg

The Lyrics

I used to laugh with friends,
With a smile on my face,
I'd like to go back then,
'Cause the doctor stuck it to me, yes he did.
Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no.
There's only one thing I need to know,
How long do I wait?

I flew into J. F. K.
I had to work the room,
'Cause my fans are accustomed,
That I'm gonna lift their gloom,
Oh, no, no.., Oh, no, no.
There's only one thing I need to know,
How long must I wait?

I got the botox blues,
From letting my plastic surgeon do me,
He said the wrinkles are gone,
And all my fans will see is my youth,
Anyway I chose, to let my plastic surgeon do me,
Oh I can't move, my eyes, or lips,
Well, I can't move my face or lips.

Once I could smile and frown,
And eat my food without drool,
It's all been turned around,"
Cause now I look like a fool,
Oh, no, no.., Oh, no, no.
There's only one thing I need to know,
How long do I wait?
How long must I wait,
How long? How long? How long?

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alvin rhodes - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
nice job on this one...5s

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