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Song Parodies -> "So Lazy After All These Beers"

Original Song Title:

"Still Crazy After All These Years"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"So Lazy After All These Beers"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

And yes, I noticed that someone did this title.
I drank a whole twelve-pack
After work last night
I had a to-do list but
I just belched
So I sat down on the sofa
And watched old re-runs of "Cheers"
So lazy after all those beers
Burp!,So lazy after all those beers

I'm not the kind of drunk
Who gets a whole lot done
I seem to nod off
When the chores don't pay
And I know it's not my T.V.
That shows two Greg Kinnears
He's hazy after all these beers
Urrrp, It's hazy after all those beers

Four more this morning
Tapped out, moaning
Groaning that nothing's done
I cannot stand up
Here I lie
Where is the maid?

Now I sit in this hell-hole
Then I hit the bars
I will have liver damage
One wine day
And I will soon be evicted
By the woman that I fear
No, Weezy!
"Get Beezy!"
So queasy after all these beers

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Johnny D - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
A couple of shots of Wild Turkey will anesthetize you to the effects of all that beer.
alvin rhodes - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
beer beer...the magical brew...the more you drink...the less you do...5s
Johnny D - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
.....the less you do....the more you laugh....beer beer.....the magical quaff
Adagio - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Rick! 5's

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