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Song Parodies -> "Mobile Phone"
Original Song Title:
"Kodachrome"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Paul Simon
Parody Song Title:
"Mobile Phone"
Parody Written by:
papageno
The Lyrics
It's been almost 15 years since I've posted one of these. Here's one for old times' sake.
When I think back
On all the crap I watched on TikTok
It’s a wonder
I can think at all
And though my short-form entertainment
Hasn’t hurt me none
I now speak with a text-to-speech drawl
Mobile phone
Their emojis are nice bright colors
They Instagram epic summers
Makes you think all the world’s
On holiday, oh yeah
Though there's a high res camera
We filter every photograph
So mama, don’t take my mobile phone away
If you took all the tweets I made
When I was angry
And posted them together
In one thread
I know they’d get mad at
My lack of punctuation
Everything sounds worse
The more it's spread
Mobile phone
Their emojis are nice bright colors
They Instagram epic summers
Makes you think all the world’s
On holiday, oh yeah
Though there's a high res camera
We filter every photograph
So mama, don’t take my mobile phone away
On all the crap I watched on TikTok
It’s a wonder
I can think at all
And though my short-form entertainment
Hasn’t hurt me none
I now speak with a text-to-speech drawl
Mobile phone
Their emojis are nice bright colors
They Instagram epic summers
Makes you think all the world’s
On holiday, oh yeah
Though there's a high res camera
We filter every photograph
So mama, don’t take my mobile phone away
If you took all the tweets I made
When I was angry
And posted them together
In one thread
I know they’d get mad at
My lack of punctuation
Everything sounds worse
The more it's spread
Mobile phone
Their emojis are nice bright colors
They Instagram epic summers
Makes you think all the world’s
On holiday, oh yeah
Though there's a high res camera
We filter every photograph
So mama, don’t take my mobile phone away
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