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Song Parodies -> "50 Ways To Kill Poor Kenny"

Original Song Title:

"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"

Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"50 Ways To Kill Poor Kenny"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

a song about south park's kenny
I know a young man, who is liable to explode
or be run over when he's walking down the road
or maybe microwaved...until his body glowed
there must be fifty ways to kill poor kenny

touched by death, seth
went up in flames, james
hit by a truck, chuck
it's sad as can be
he has paid his debt, brett
now he lies in a casket
for eternity, lee
he'll never be free

he's always singled out , although he does no wrong
his friends are sorry,but it doesn't last too long
his body's weak...but his soul is mighty strong
there must be fifty ways to kill poor kenny

avalanche on the hill, bill
trapped in the snow, joe
got sick and he died, clyde
it's sad as can be
always fading away, jay
but he comes back the next day
for eternity, lee
he'll never be free

a pinkeye epidemic really caused a stir
embalming fluid got combined with worstershire
kenny had to die...cause it was the only cure
there must be fifty ways to kill poor kenny

by a dodgeball slam, sam
flagpole impaled, dale
hit by a train, jane
it's sad as can be
his chances are slim, jim
as the vermin consume him
for eternity, lee
he'll never be free

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 12

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 4   0
 5   9

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Dr. Bones McCoy - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
He dies on a whim, Jim.
Adagio - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I like your parodies today, Alvin!! 5's
Guy - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Poor dead Kenny. Well done. LOL.
Meriadoc - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Just take a few fives, Yves.
Paul Robinson - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin - Excellent stuff again!
Suzie Cream Cheese - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I never watch South Park, but it was a great parody.
Me - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
He's dead, Jed.
Sir Bertram the Sword-Dropper - July 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, I've started reading the parodies on your author page (the ones I know the original of...) but it will take me a loooooooong while. 555 There are more than 50 ways to kill Kenny, but these days it happens very little, which is a shame.
Kenny - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
KILL ME!!!!!!!!! KILL ME!!!!!!! KILL ME!!!!!!
Andria - December 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin, I just looked at your author page for the first time, and I was blown away by how many parodies you have written. It would take me a long time to look at them all (it took me a month to look at all of AFW's), but I know that they're all good, or at least almost all. I really enjoy South Park, and I have two "Oh my god! I killed Kenny" T-shirts, one of which shows Kenny being killed by extraterrestrials, and the other shows a decapitated Kenny in a pool of blood with Cartman, Stan and Kyle standing to one side as if they were happy that Kenny was dead. I give you 5-5-5, Clive!
alvin - December 15, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks bones, adagio, guy, merry, paul, suzie, me, bertram, kenny and andria....this was one of the first few i ever sent in...i started writing prodies back in 2000 exclusively for the comedy central south park boosters club....even got a certicate for "most original posts" in 2001 from that site...i'm a MAJOR SP freak....everything i sent in to amiright at first was a SP parody....i figured i'd better diversify a bit before people got sick of me...glad you enjoy my stuff, i appreciate your comments
Peregrin - September 02, 2014 - Report this comment
Catching up on some old ones. I miss South Park lower case alvin. I really enjoyed this parody though. Come back, "south park al". Poor Kenny.

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