Song Parodies -> I am a Jock
| Original Song Title: | "I am a Rock" |
| Original Performer: | Paul Simon |
| Parody Song Title: | "I am a Jock" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Duncan |
It's practice day
My coach made me remember
I awake and groan
Gazing from my locker
To the field below
I do fifty push-ups, make the muscles grow
I am a jock
I am an ath-el-e-ete
I've built arms
I have biceps thick and mighty
That none will think is not great
I have no need for study
Study causes strain
For football practice I don't need a brain
I am a jock
I am an ath-el-e-ete
Don't use big words
Just two syllables or less
I don't have much memory
And if you give me numbers
I add them, can't divide
For when I said I passed in math I lied
I am a jock
I am an ath-el-e-ete
And a Jock causes pain
And the steroids build the thighs
My coach made me remember
I awake and groan
Gazing from my locker
To the field below
I do fifty push-ups, make the muscles grow
I am a jock
I am an ath-el-e-ete
I've built arms
I have biceps thick and mighty
That none will think is not great
I have no need for study
Study causes strain
For football practice I don't need a brain
I am a jock
I am an ath-el-e-ete
Don't use big words
Just two syllables or less
I don't have much memory
And if you give me numbers
I add them, can't divide
For when I said I passed in math I lied
I am a jock
I am an ath-el-e-ete
And a Jock causes pain
And the steroids build the thighs
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"I have no need for study/Study causes strain/For football practice I don’t need a brain" - wonderful!
An excellent display of parody presentation. Oh, wait, you said, "Don't use big words." In that case -- Dude! Way to go!
THIS WAS EXCELLENT! It should have more votes
That was a brilliant parody. I'm just not sure all the Jocks I know would get it!
Excellent work again!
Impressive...
How'd I miss this one first time around? Once again, I'm glad I went looking through the database - this one's fantastic! Great work, RD. 5's
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