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Song Parodies -> "I am a Jock"

Original Song Title:

"I am a Rock"

Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"I am a Jock"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

It's practice day
My coach made me remember
I awake and groan
Gazing from my locker
To the field below
I do fifty push-ups, make the muscles grow
I am a jock
I am an ath-el-e-ete

I've built arms
I have biceps thick and mighty
That none will think is not great
I have no need for study
Study causes strain
For football practice I don't need a brain
I am a jock
I am an ath-el-e-ete

Don't use big words
Just two syllables or less
I don't have much memory
And if you give me numbers
I add them, can't divide
For when I said I passed in math I lied
I am a jock
I am an ath-el-e-ete

And a Jock causes pain
And the steroids build the thighs

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Phil Alexander - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
"I have no need for study/Study causes strain/For football practice I donít need a brain" - wonderful!
Michael Pacholek - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
An excellent display of parody presentation. Oh, wait, you said, "Don't use big words." In that case -- Dude! Way to go!
Billy Florio - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
THIS WAS EXCELLENT! It should have more votes
karen - October 03, 2003 - Report this comment
That was a brilliant parody. I'm just not sure all the Jocks I know would get it!
Peregrin - October 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent work again!
Charlie Decker - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Johnny D - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
How'd I miss this one first time around? Once again, I'm glad I went looking through the database - this one's fantastic! Great work, RD. 5's

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