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Song Parodies -> "Google Chrome"

Original Song Title:

"Kodachrome"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Google Chrome"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

no this is NOT what I use Google Chrome for! even if I did look this stuff up... I'm more of a Firefox guy! :)
when I think back on all the crap I watched this morning
it's a wonder that it works at all
and though my daily masturbation hasn't hurt me none
naughty sites can get through firewalls

Google Chrome
it helps me to look up boobies
as well as some dirty movies
makes me stay on and surf nude sites all day oh yeah!
girls stripping for the camera
I love it when it's pornograph-
ic Nobody Take My Google Chrome Away

it was easier watching smut when I was single
have to be careful around the wife
I know if she caught me wrapped in that sweet sensation
she would go all Bobbitt with a knife

Google Chrome
it helps me to look up boobies
as well as some dirty movies
makes me stay on and surf nude sites all day oh yeah!
girls stripping for the camera
I love it when it's pornograph-
ic Nobody Take My Google Chrome Away

Nobody Take My Google Chrome Away
Nobody Take My Google Chrome Away
Nobody Take My Google Chrome Away

Nobody Take My Google Chrome
Nobody Take My Google Chrome
Nobody Take My Google Chrome Away

Nobody Take My Google Chrome
can't pay plumber? get it on!
Nobody Take My Google Chrome Away

Nobody Take My Google Chrome
hmm-mmm-mm!
Nobody Take My Google Chrome Away
okay!

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Rob Arndt - September 19, 2014 - Report this comment
Jon, try "Googling" terrific- 555!!!
Jonathan - September 19, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks Rob!
Rod W - September 19, 2014 - Report this comment
Nice job, Jonathan! Got a grin out of the fun way you landed pornograph-ic.
Jonathan - September 19, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks Rod I was hoping some people would get a kick out of that!
Andy Primus - September 19, 2014 - Report this comment
Remember to clear your browsing history after a session of smut! The Bobbitt ref is a coincidence as I've just finished one using that ref too.
Jonathan - September 20, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks Andy BTW which one is it of yours that referances Bobbi?
Andy Primus - September 20, 2014 - Report this comment
It's a "Strangers in the Night" that I've finished writing but haven't posted yet.
Jonathan - September 21, 2014 - Report this comment
ah alright then I'll be on the lookout for it

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