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Song Parodies -> "Cocaine"

Original Song Title:

"Kodachrome"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Cocaine"

Parody Written by:

Kommissar

The Lyrics

I remember all the crack
I smoked in high school
It's a wonder
My brain can function at all
I'd ask the teacher to use the bathroom
In every period
Then inhale my coke in a stall

Cocaine
Takes away all my troubles
Add in LSD
And you're flying
Across the room on bubbles
I love to smoke my crack everyday
I have a crack pipe
I smoke it all the time
I hope nobody ever takes my cocaine away

If you took all the drugs I did
Though my life as an addict
I could tell you my favorite
With great delight
Marijuana gives an okay high
But there's nothing better
Than having your nose a powdery white

Cocaine
Takes away all my troubles
Add in LSD
And you're flying
Across the room on bubbles
I love to smoke my crack everyday
I have a crack pipe
I smoke it all the time
I hope nobody ever takes my cocaine away

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