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Song Parodies -> "Cortisone"

Original Song Title:

"Kodachrome"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Cortisone"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

CORTISONE

Oh, my poor back
It feels like crap now I'm an old fool
It's a wonder I can move at all
And though my doctor tells me that
There is no simple cure
There is something that can mask it all

Cortisone.....
It gives me the nasty mood swings
It gives me the eye gloucoma
Makes me feel numb but pain just goes away, oh, yeah
I got a new knee brace, now
I get to walk on hard pavement
So doctor just give me cortisone today

If you took all the bones I bruised when I was younger
I played that basketball and I ran laps
Now I'm in pain and feeling like a real old geezer
Everything just hurts and I need naps

Cortisone.....
It gives me the nasty mood swings
It gives me the eye gloucoma
Makes me feel numb but pain just goes away, oh, yeah
I got a new knee brace, now
I get to walk on hard pavement
So doctor just give me cortisone today

Doctor, just give me cortisone today
Doctor, just give me cortisone today
Doctor, just give me cortisone today...................
(etc)...................

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