E Bay

I was in a pickle
Didn't know where I was gonna go
You see my wife just told me
To get rid of my junk
From years ago

Then I found E Bay, Ebay, sell my crap online
I'm goin' to E Bay.
For reasons I cannot explain there's some fool
Gonna buy my trash on Ebay.

Got an old set of trains
Worth about a buck
They're broken and dirty
Just describe 'em as "vintage"
Throw 'em up online
They'll sell for one thirty.

You can even buy a house

And if you'd really do that
I got a bridge in Brooklyn just for you
Or some nice land in Florida
With an alligator view

Ooh place your bid and send it out across the wire
Getting' nervous as the price gets higher
What the hell it's only dough
Ooooh EBay, Ebay sell my junk online
I'm goin' to EBay