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Song Parodies -> "Ausfahrtin' Away"

Original Song Title:

"Slip Slidin' Away"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Ausfahrtin' Away"

Parody Written by:

Ausfahrt

The Lyrics

Ausfahrtin' Away
Ausfahrtin' Away
You know I'm sittin on the toilet
The more I'm ausfahrtin' away

I'm at the john
It came from a hardware store
I wear nothing and I look great
And I fart some more
I turned on the fan
To help with smells
Because the floaters in the toilet
Do not smell like gels

Ausfahrtin' Away
Ausfahrtin' Away
You know I'm walkin' around
But always ausfahrtin' away

I know myself
Sometimes get messed up
If I eat unusual food
I barf on my pup
I said a good day
Ain't got new food
I said a bad day's when I'm on the toilet
farting away in the nude

Ausfahrtin' Away
Ausfahrtin' Away
You know I'm eating unusual food
The more I'm ausfahrtin' away

You know I'm a farter
Exits out butt
Sometimes long to go to the toilet
to poop out my guts
I ran a long way
And now feel good
But now there's this really bad smell
That's goin' around my neighborhood

Ausfahrtin' Away
Ausfahrtin' Away
You know I'm soon to get nude
The more I'm ausfahrtin' away

I just don't know
How much can stand
It sometimes drains some energy
Oh where is the fan
I'm making some noise
Neighbors worried
Might be because I hurried away
When in fact I'm ausfahrtin' away


Ausfahrtin' Away
Ausfahrtin' Away
You know I'm nearing getting done
The more I'm ausfahrtin' away

Ausfahrtin' Away
Ausfahrtin' Away
You know I'm nearing the bathroom
You know I'm ausfahrtin' away

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Lorpit - August 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Hey I liked it
Old Man Ribber - August 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Aus - Bathroom humor in the amiright tradition! ;D
Ausfahrt - August 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks Lorpit and OMR.

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