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Song Parodies -> "Loves My Randy 'Cock"

Original Song Title:

"Loves Me Like A Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Loves My Randy 'Cock"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

The Lyrics


Gamecock: A rooster bred and trained for fighting.

I do not approve of this “sport” or any other “sport” that forces animals, or people, to maul each other to death or near death. I'm only using this example here for circumventing purposes. ;-)
(Woooo)
When I was a single man
(When I was sing-le, boy!)
Had a gamecock of fight-ing fame
(When I would ming-le, boy!)
Had a gal, Sue (Suuue)
Who viewed roos-ter as coolest
(When I was sing-le, boy!)
Bears the mon-i-ker: Randy
(Made my gal ting-le, boy!)
Zinger of a fun day, wired
Oh my gal she loves me, loves Randy
She gets down on her knees so grandly
And she loves my Randy 'cock
She rocks me when the 'cock is Randy
When she does, whee
She love me, love me, love me, love me

When I was prone, do me again
(Prone, do me again)
And when the night would fall, she came
(Moan, do me again)
I’d say, “Wow, woo hoo! (wooo)
You to do sync, more fooling!”
(Bone, that’s the plan)
Had a consummation plan
(Groan, I’m going in)
I can snatch some, oh with sur-e-ty
My baby loves, see, loves Ran-dy
She gets down begs me please, it’s dandy
Oh she loves my Randy 'cock
She flocks me when the 'cock is Randy
When she does, whee
She love me, love me, love me, love me

You know I love to circumvent
(Love to circumvent)
And Randy loves to play the game
(Love the circus tent)
Say it's not voodoo (dooo)
True blue screw, think I'm drooling
(Now all my drool is pooling)
I've got the quintessential deal
(Love her getting bent)
Randy's on the preferential ped-es-tal
My baby loves me
She does, me
She gets down and makes plea, "Do plug me!"
Oh she loves my Randy 'cock
She socks me when the 'cock is Randy
Yes she does, whee
She love me, love me, love me, love me

(Loves my Randy ‘cock)
She love me, love me, love me, love me
(Gloves my Randy ‘cock)
She love me, love me, love me, love me
(Shoves my Randy ‘cock)
Whoo-oooo-oooo
(Loves my Randy ‘cock)
‘Cock-a-doodle-doo-doo!
(Loves me when the ‘cock is Randy)
(Loves my Randy ‘cock)
(Loves my Randy ‘cock)

[Repeat and fade out]

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TJC - September 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job! Sounds like you're definitely 'Coming To Harlot aFaire'...
Michael Vick(aka mark scotti) - September 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Though I'm partial to the doggie, this type ofcockfight is more "fulfilling"!!
John Barry - September 18, 2009 - Report this comment
A masterpiece of double hentendre.
Tommy Turtle, sneakily hidden in shell - September 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Title switch of the day, and sneak of the day! ... (psst ... hey, Fid... ya think we should do a parody about sneaking things in that otherwise wouldn't get through? ...just an idea.) .

Most "peeps" would have been too chicken to post this, but I'm glad you pecked hard at your puter and winged it anyway, keeping abreast of the trend. Yea, verily, Sire, thigh pecker pecked this one with true grit, like Rooster Cockburn. I'm erecting a monumental 555 for you, and I hope Michael Vick "scratches" any idea of dogging your footsteps, doing this parody in his own vein. His head could never do it, anyway; and were he to post it, I'd give him the shaft and ball him out for it. A true testiclement to the art of steganography! (Look *that* one up in yer Funkin' Wagtails!)

No obligation, but for the 180-degree-opposite technique, there's "You Don't Blow Me",
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/eddyarnoldraycharles0.shtml
Andria - September 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody, and great job with the sneaking. This is kind of off-topic, but cockfighting (the kind with vicious roosters) is still legal in Louisiana and possibly Guam and Puerto Rico last I heard. 5s to you.
Christie Marie M - September 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Well executed parody there, B(lack)J(ack) 21! You put cockfighting to another level here! I echo all comments above! 555.
Fiddlegirl - September 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Masterful sneaking (and snatching!) 555! :D
Timmy1000 - September 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Seeing the title, I wondered how this one got by the censors. Then I saw what a masterful job you did of teetering on the edge. Well done, Blackjack and hilarious.
blackjack21 - September 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for votes and comments from everyone, much appreciated. Yeah, this was a little out of my comfort zone, but it was fun. I did debate back and forth about posting it, but finally pulled the trigger at about 9:00am EST. Thanks for your support! ;-)
Pedro Martinez - September 20, 2009 - Report this comment
But it's fun.

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