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Song Parodies -> "I Can Paypal"

Original Song Title:

"Call Me Al"

Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"I Can Paypal"

Parody Written by:

Alex Zander

The Lyrics

I like the course i just wasnt happy with the rest

A man browses on the net
He says where is all those things i used to like
where have they all disappeard too
The rest of my life, i feel old
I need a photo-Frame thats electric
I want a shot at some rare cards
Don't want to have a dodgy harpoon
In a whale'in graveyard
Plow digger Plow digger
Bruce in tv moonlight
Far away my well-watch Shrek
those teletubby teletubby
Get stuff on ebay from them
You know I don't find this stuff anywhere anymore

If you'll be my Supplier
I can be your prospect sell
I can call you Seller
And Seller when i pay you
I can Pay-PAl

A man watches for some bids
He says why is there no bid attention
Got less than a few minutes till bid end
And wo my nights are so long
Where's my stars and rating
What if I buy here
Who'll do all my bidding
Now that all my bidders is
Gone Gone
i scrolled back down the items
With some Double Click'in see those barbie doles
Are being sold
There were higher bids and those drop outs
There were Bids or Buy with postage

If you'll be my Supplier
I can be your prospect sell
I can call you Seller
And Seller when i pay you
I can Pay-PAl (I can Pay-PAl)

A man sells on that ebay
It's a place in web of world
Maybe it's shopping World
Maybe it's his first bid around
He doesn't speak the language
they holds no currency
He is a foreign seller
they is surrounded by the crowd
The crowd
Cattle in the marketplace
Price tagging and picturing
they looks around, around
they sees sellers in the enviroment
refressing in infinity
He says I won! and Im a winner!

If you'll be my Supplier
I can be your prospect sell
I can call you Seller
And Seller when i pay you
I can Pay-PAl

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Christie Marie M - February 09, 2009 - Report this comment
I always use PayPal every time I order stuff on eBay. Great job on this parody. This definitely tells all on PayPal. It's also a secure transaction site as well. 555.
MadamePaidWell - February 09, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . Very funny about a common practice on the interNet, sir !

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