Well, Reginald Mantle looks up to Midge
On a day Moose was very absent
Just then Archie walked up to him and shout
Reggie, that Midge is some fat guy's boyfriend
Reggie was uptight
He was very uptight
Something went not right
Reggie's being uptight

Now Jughead's told to take off the dumb crown
Must be what Weatherbee mentioned
Though the Bee said to him "take that hat off"
Now he lures Jughead to the room of detention
Jug can't take it off
Jughead's refusing to just
Take the hat off

I'm wasting my time
But I do know where
Forget about Betty and Veronica
See you, me and Reginald
Down by Archibald
See you, me and Reginald
Down by Archibald
Me and Reginald down by Archibald

In a couple of days Reggie went out with Midge
But then hatless Jughead shows up
Jug said the principal thought
My beanie made me suck
Reggie said he wants to sell Jug's hat
To a costume store
Now where was Reggie going
A costume store

I'm wasting my time
But I do know where
Why not seeing Betty and Veronica
See you, me and Reginald
Down by Archibald
See you, me and Reginald
Down by Archibald
Me and Reginald down by Archibald