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A spoonerism occurs when the first letters or syllables of two or more words get swapped. The term spoonerism is named in honor of the Reverend William Archibald Spooner whose students used to write down all the instances of spoonerisms that he made. This page focuses on spoonerisms in song titles.

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Entries Beginning with B

"Booby Bay," Sugar Jones originally "Baby Boo"
Eva Shortoria
"Matey Come Boo Bee," Patti Austin and James Ingram originally "Baby Come To Me"
Emily Lime
"Maybe Come To Be," Patti Austin and James Ingram originally "Baby Come To Me"
Emily Lime
"Beatty Come Boo Me," Patti Austin and James Ingram originally "Baby Come To Me"
Emily Lime
"May Be Bum To Key," Patti Austin and James Ingram originally "Baby Come To Me"
Emily Lime
"Baby Don't Goo Yet Low," Trisha Yearwood originally "Baby Don't You Let Go"
Britney Spears into pruning hooks
"Baby Don't You Get Low," Trisha Yearwood originally "Baby Don't You Let Go"
Britney Spears into pruning hooks
"Maybe I Got Your Bunny," Ol' Dirty Bastard originally "Baby I Got Your Money"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Baby Wets Late," The Royal Guardsmen originally "Baby Let's Wait"
Eileen Wright
"Maybe On Bore Time," Travis originally "Baby One More Time"
American Idle
"Nay, Be By What?," Marcia Ball originally "Baby, Why Not?"
Miranda Turner
"Baby, Nigh What?," Marcia Ball originally "Baby, Why Not?"
Miranda Turner
"Hack Bone Again In Indiana," Traditional originally "Back Home Again In Indiana"
Lance Crackers
"Cirque In The Bacchus," Jonatha Brooke originally "Back In The Circus"
Cirque=a glacial depression; Bacchus=god of wine.
Marcia Todd
"Hack In The Bi Life," Steve Winwood originally "Back In The High Life"
Kerianne Hopkins
"Sack In The Battle Again," Gene Autry originally "Back In The Saddle Again"
Beverly Stiles
"Cutback Of Ark," Regina Spektor originally "Back Of A Truck"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Track Of A Buck," Regina Spektor originally "Back Of A Truck"
Jessica Bielzebub
"Back Rack Tofu," Regina Spektor originally "Back Of A Truck"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Fuck Boat Rack," Regina Spektor originally "Back Of A Truck"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Tack For A Buck," Regina Spektor originally "Back Of A Truck"
Expensive tacks!
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Hack Of My Band," Gemma Hayes originally "Back Of My Hand"
Britney Spears into pruning hooks
"Hack When My Bear Was Short," Gunhill Road originally "Back When My Hair Was Short"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Bad Lad, Be Roy Brown," Jim Croce originally "Bad Bad Leroy Brown"
Job Lowe
"Bad Mad Ben," GWAR originally "Bad Bad Men"
Trevor Overt
"Bod Bay," Gloria Estefan & The Miami Sound Machine originally "Bad Boy"
MOR
"Brad Bakes," Cat Stevens originally "Bad Brakes"
Hank E. Panky
"Dad Bay," Daniel Powter originally "Bad Day"
Rash Dipdock
"Add Bye," Willie Mitchell originally "Bad Eye"
Add "bye" to what?
Lindsay Lowhound
"Add By," Willie Mitchell originally "Bad Eye"
Add by when?
Lindsay Lowhound
"Add Buy," Willie Mitchell originally "Bad Eye"
Lindsay Lowhound
"Ad Buy," Willie Mitchell originally "Bad Eye"
Lindsay Lowhound
"Lad Buck," Social Distortion originally "Bad Luck"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Bed Madison," Bon Jovi originally "Bad Medicine"
Yvonne Sindri
"Mad Bed-a-Sin," Bon Jovi originally "Bad Medicine"
Rocky
"Mad Boon Rising," Creedence Clearwater Revival originally "Bad Moon Rising"
Sir Ron Norris
"Mad Boater Scooter," Sammy Hagar originally "Bad Motor Scooter"
Carrie Dawn Knight-Lee
"Mad Boater Scooter," Montrose originally "Bad Motor Scooter"
Regina Haniger
"Pad Benny," Rory Gallagher originally "Bad Penny"
Ron N. O'Connor
"Pad Benny Blues," Humphrey Lyttleton originally "Bad Penny Blues"
Jessica Albatross
"Mad Beau Rants," Lady GaGa originally "Bad Romance"
Lisa Basil
"Rambo Dance," Lady GaGa originally "Bad Romance"
Jessica Bielzebub
"Sad Bead," Metallica originally "Bad Seed"
Josh
"Add Bass," Saliva originally "Badass"
For that tasty fish flavor.
Garrison
"Lad Bands," Bruce Springsteen originally "Badlands"
Sutch
"Brag Of Ticks," Isle Of Q originally "Bag Of Tricks"
When have ticks been anything to brag about?
Angela Sleepyhorse
"Tag Of Bricks," Isle Of Q originally "Bag Of Tricks"
Kayla Stewart
"Crag Pipes Buyin'," Rushlow Harris originally "Bagpipes Cryin'"
Trevor Overt
"Streaker Bait," Gerry Rafferty originally "Baker Street"
Lydia Helton
"Streaker Beat," Gerry Rafferty originally "Baker Street"
Peter
"Maker Ban," Laid Back originally "Bakerman"
Erika Clarkson
"Baking a tack? What on Earth for any day?," Taking Back Sunday originally "Baking Tack Sunday"
su4
Doug Graves
"Ali Buys," Porno For Pyros originally "Bali Eyes"
Josh
"All Band Chain," Social Distortion originally "Ball And Chain"
Penelope Beckinsale
"All Band Chain," XTC originally "Ball And Chain"
American Idle
"Ballad Of Lacy Chain," The Bloodhound Gang originally "Ballad Of Chasey Lain"
Flora Rolf
"The Salad Of The Bad Cafe," Sesame Street (TV) originally "The Ballad Of The Sad Cafe"
Adrienne Ramseur
"Mallroom Of Bars," T. Rex originally "Ballroom Of Mars"
Lois Teem
"Bananas Bland, Oh!," Ween originally "Bananas And Blow"
Carmen Stokes
"Rand On The Bun," Paul McCartney & Wings originally "Band On The Run"
Marlene L. Ram
"Gang A Bong (Edit Gone)," T-Rex originally "Bang A Gong (Get it On)"
Oldrock
"Gang A Bong (Get It On)," T. Rex originally "Bang A Gong (Get It On)"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Dang The Bold Rums," Fall Out Boy originally "Bang The Doldrums"
Ron N. O'Connor
"Dang The Dumb Brawl, Ay?," Todd Rundgren originally "Bang The Drum All Day"
Angelina Laide
"Hang Your Bed (Metal Health)," Quiet Riot originally "Bang Your Head (Metal Health)"
Possibly better than banging your head
Cheryl Jordan
"Fair Bootin'," Robert Parker originally "Barefootin'"
MOR
"Tar Bender," T-Pain originally "Bartender"
Claire Annette Player
"Casket Base," Green Day originally "Basket Case"
Lizzie
"Casket Base," Green Day originally "Basket Case"
Felicia
"Hat Out Of Bell," Meat Loaf originally "Bat Out Of Hell"
Karen Smith
"The Cattle Of Who Could Bare Less," Colbie Caillat originally "The Battle Of Who Could Care Less"
Mary Byram
"Be Careful Of The Thrones You Stow," Dion originally "Be Careful Of The Stones You Throw"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Knee Beer How," Oasis originally "Be Here Now"
Josh
"Me By Baby," The Ronettes originally "Be My Baby"
Dawn Anwad
"Buy Me Baby," The Ronettes originally "Be My Baby"
Now she's a hooker?!
Josh
"Be By Maybe Tonight," John Michael Montgomery originally "Be My Baby Tonight"
Sonya Raynos
"Be By Maybe Tonight," John Michael Montgomery originally "Be My Baby Tonight"
Sonya Raynos
"Tea, My Baby? Boo Night!," John Michael Montgomery originally "Be My Baby Tonight"
Sonya Raynos
"Me Buy Lobster," Hightide Hotel originally "Be My Lobster"
More literally possible but at expense of grammar!
Natalie Portmanteau Word
"Belie Mobster," Hightide Hotel originally "Be My Lobster"
Natalie Portmanteau Word
"Me Still By Beating Heart," Sting originally "Be Still My Beating Heart"
H. Tim Smith
"Be Hill My Beating Start," Sting originally "Be Still My Beating Heart"
H. Tim Smith
"Be Hill My Beating Start," Sting originally "Be Still My Beating Heart"
H. Tim Smith
"The Bear," Howie Day originally "Be There"
Tiffany Carriker
"Be Screw To Your Tool," The Beach Boys originally "Be True To Your School"
Adrienne Ramseur
"Mare Belt," Jefferson Airplane originally "Bear Melt"
Victoria Abbot
"Bust Of Beedon," The Rolling Stones originally "Beast Of Burdon"
Beedon: A town in England.
Peter
"Eat Me Daddy, Bait to the Bar," The Andrews Sisters originally "Beat Me Daddy, Eight to the Bar"
Nora Ann Aaron
"Meet Guy Best," Adam Ant originally "Beat My Guest"
"Guy Best" could be someone's name.
Regina Haniger
"Meet By Guest," Adam Ant originally "Beat My Guest"
Regina Haniger
"Nose All Bite Radio Love Line," Joshua Kadison originally "Beau's All Night Radio Love Line"
Claire Annette Player
"Dutiful Bay," U2 originally "Beautiful Day"
Ron N. O'Connor
"Fruity Beak," Soup Dragons originally "Beauty Freak"
Regina Haniger
"Med And Breakfast Ban," Madness originally "Bed And Breakfast Man"
Issued by the food and drug administration
Bridget Andrews
"Ed's Bar Burning," Midnight Oil originally "Beds Are Burning"
Carmen Nunki
"Senna Bun," Nirvana originally "Been A Son"
Eva Cave
"Ken Bought Stealing," Jane's Addiction originally "Been Caught Stealing"
Bought Stealing? Kind of an oxymoron!
Tracy Frummond
"Mere Whore By Forces," Toby Keith originally "Beer For My Horses"
Regina Haniger
"Before My Fart Hinds Out," Gene Cotton originally "Before My Heart Finds Out"
Chelsea Turtle
"Before High Fart Minds Out," Gene Cotton originally "Before My Heart Finds Out"
Chelsea Turtle
"Be More High Fart Finds Out," Gene Cotton originally "Before My Heart Finds Out"
Chelsea Turtle
"Before High Mart Finds Out," Gene Cotton originally "Before My Heart Finds Out"
Chelsea Turtle
"The War Fee Burst," The Script originally "Before The Worst"
Hank E. Panky
"We Bore The First," The Script originally "Before The Worst"
Hank E. Panky
"The War Be First," The Script originally "Before The Worst"
Hank E. Panky
"Bee Wore The First," The Script originally "Before The Worst"
Hank E. Panky
"He Bind Loo Buys," Roger Daltrey originally "Behind Blue Eyes"
Margo Gram
"Declined Hosed Boars," Charlie Rich originally "Behind Closed Doors"
The Quirkfetch Kid
"He Wined The Ball," Tracy Chapman originally "Behind The Wall"
Angie O'Plasty
"We Bind The Hall," Tracy Chapman originally "Behind The Wall"
Angie O'Plasty
"We Bind The Hall Of Sleep," The Smithereens originally "Behind The Wall Of Sleep"
R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"Della Lugosi's Bed," Bauhaus originally "Bela Lugosi's Dead"
Mae Beam
"Jennie And The Bets," Elton John originally "Bennie And The Jets"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Bent Sold Wide Caulk," Tangerine Dream originally "Bent Cold Sidewalk"
Steve Losewood
"Kent Bold Sidewalk," Tangerine Dream originally "Bent Cold Sidewalk"
Steve Losewood
"Sent Cold Wide Balk," Tangerine Dream originally "Bent Cold Sidewalk"
Steve Losewood
"Bent Wold Side Caulk," Tangerine Dream originally "Bent Cold Sidewalk"
Steve Losewood
"Went Cold Side Balk," Tangerine Dream originally "Bent Cold Sidewalk"
Steve Losewood
"The Messed Ban In The World," Ann Wilson originally "The Best Man In The World"
Lydia Helton
"Test Thing in Boun," Green Day originally "Best Thing in Town"
Boun IS a word. Look it up.
Lizzie
"Best Goo Can Yet," Veruca Salt originally "Best You Can Get"
And we're ALWAYS in need of improved goo cans!
Natalie Starboardman
"Betty Avis Dies," Kim Carnes originally "Bette Davis Eyes"
She
"Eddie Davis Byes," Kim Carnes originally "Bette Davis Eyes"
She
"Eddie Davis Buys," Kim Carnes originally "Bette Davis Eyes"
MOR
"Betty Avis Dyes ," Kim Carnes originally "Bette Davis Eyes"
She
"Debtor Bay," Dolly Parton originally "Better Day"
Samantha Wayland
"Deader Bays," Citizen King originally "Better Days"
Rocky
"Better Nate Than Lever," The Racing Tadpoles originally "Better Late Than Never"
obscure
"Met Her Ban," Pearl Jam originally "Better Man"
Lefty Lucy
"Meter Ban," Robbie Williams originally "Better Man"
Dongquan
"Better Doff Ed," New Found Glory originally "Better Off Dead"
Was someone wearing Ed like a hat?
Lou Quilson
"Debtor Off Bed," New Found Glory originally "Better Off Dead"
Sarah Tonin
"Tether Ban You," Lisa Keith originally "Better Than You"
Hilary Duffelbag
"Betty Poo's Got A New Share Of Loos," Neil Young originally "Betty Lou's Got A New Pair Of Shoes"
Elsie Greer
"Wee Nare Of Dark Bess," George Harrison originally "Beware Of Darkness"
Dogniss Everdeen
"We Bare of Darkness," George Harrison originally "Beware of Darkness"
Sutch
"Ye Bond The Sea," Bobby Darin originally "Beyond The Sea"
Nell Allen
"Bicycle Tilt For Boo," Traditional originally "Bicycle Built For Two"
Rocky
"Big Moss Ban," Jimmy Reed originally "Big Boss Man"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Dig Bog," Lyle Lovett originally "Big Dog"
Mary Byram
"Ex-bigot," PJ Harvey originally "Big Exit"
Lisa Basil
"Jig Been A Pan," Alphaville originally "Big In Japan"
Sonya Raynos
"Mig Bee," Foo Fighters originally "Big Me"
Lizzie
"Big Rock Mandy Countin'," Traditional originally "Big Rock Candy Mountain"
MOR
"Bug Mock Randy Countin'," Burl Ives originally "Big Rock Candy Mountain"
Terror Reid
"Rig Cock Bandy Mountain," Traditional originally "Big Rock Candy Mountain"
MOR
"Rig Bach Mandy Countin'," Burl Ives originally "Big Rock Candy Mountain"
Terror Reid
"Kid Rock Bandy Mountain," Traditional originally "Big Rock Candy Mountain"
MOR
"Rig Bach Mandy Countin'," Burl Ives originally "Big Rock Candy Mountain"
Terror Reid
"Bug Mock Randy Countin'," Burl Ives originally "Big Rock Candy Mountain"
Terror Reid
"Psyche Bean," Taking Back Sunday originally "Bike Scene"
Lizzie
"Libby," Nik Kershaw originally "Billy"
Another gender-changing spoonerism
Axl Sean
"Libby & Sue," B.J, Thomas originally "Billy & Sue"
Another gender-changing spoonerism
Axl Sean
"Silly & Boo," B.J, Thomas originally "Billy & Sue"
Axl Sean
"Libby Boy," Traditional originally "Billy Boy"
Kinda confusing.
Some Kid
"Jilly Bean," Michael Jackson originally "Billy Jean"
Axl Sean
"Libby Jean," Michael Jackson originally "Billy Jean"
Axl Sean
"Libby The Kid," Marty Robbins originally "Billy The Kid"
Another gender-changing spoonerism
Axl Sean
"Gilly's Got A Bun," Def Leppard originally "Billy's Got A Gun"
Karen Smith
"Libby, Don't Ba A Hero," Bo Donaldson and The Heywoods originally "Billy, Don't Ba A Hero"
A gender-changing spoonerism
Axl Sean
"Word on the Buyer," Leonard Cohen originally "Bird on the Wire"
Sutch
"Birds Fly (Piss Whir To A Scream)," Icicle Works originally "Birds Fly (Whisper To A Scream)"
Margaret (less massive than my name backwards)
"Mitch Like Bee," Colette Carr originally "Bitch Like Me"
Annette Oraline Fisher
"Titter Beers," INXS originally "Bitter Tears"
Josh
"The Ritter Pest Bill," The Jam originally "The Bitterest Pill"
British Bullcrap
"Back Gland Old," Sam Sparro originally "Black And Gold"
Regina Haniger
"Back Land Gold," Sam Sparro originally "Black And Gold"
Regina Haniger
"Lack Band Gold," Sam Sparro originally "Black And Gold"
Regina Haniger
"Yak Land Bellow," Wiz Khalifa originally "Black And Yellow"
Sharon Britt
"Lack Band Yellow," Wiz Khalifa originally "Black And Yellow"
Sharon Britt
"Back Land Yellow," Wiz Khalifa originally "Black And Yellow"
Sharon Britt
"Lack Baboon," The Goo Goo Dolls originally "Black Balloon"
Nell Allen
"Black Bat Cone," Laika originally "Black Cat Bone"
Erica Tetralix
"Back Cat Blown," Laika originally "Black Cat Bone"
Erica Tetralix
"Crack Blow," Jamiroquai originally "Black Crow"
B1982
"Jack Lay In Dubai," Gordon Lightfoot originally "Black Day In July"
Lois Teem
"Doc Blagg," Led Zeppelin originally "Black Dog"
Rocky
"Dack Blog," Led Zeppelin originally "Black Dog"
If someone named Dack wrote a blog...
Rocky
"Back Side Losin'," Laughing Hyenas originally "Black Eyed Susan"
Linda Radnil
"Slack Eyed Boozin'," Laughing Hyenas originally "Black Eyed Susan"
Linda Radnil
"Lack Side Boozin'," Laughing Hyenas originally "Black Eyed Susan"
Justin B. Burr
"Back Slide Oozin'," Laughing Hyenas originally "Black Eyed Susan"
Linda Radnil
"Rack-Winger Nails Bled Fine," Eskimo Joe originally "Black Fingernails Red Wine"
Dongquan
"Slack Hole Bun," Soundgarden originally "Black Hole Sun"
Ava Murphy
"Whack Or Blight," Michael Jackson originally "Black Or White"
Brenton Wood Stork
"Back Lane Row," Paul Thorn originally "Black Rainbow"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Lack Brain Bow," Paul Thorn originally "Black Rainbow"
Tracy Stockton
"Lack Brain Bow," Paul Thorn originally "Black Rainbow"
Tracy Stockton
"Slack Bun Shine," White Zombie originally "Black Sunshine"
Carla Jorgensen
"Lack Bout," The Scorpions originally "Blackout"
Sharon Britt
"Spank Blaze," Taylor Swift originally "Blank Space"
Lefty Lucy
"Dock Blog," David Wilcox originally "Block Dog"
Martina McBride Of Frankenstein
"Flood And Byre," Type O Negative originally "Blood And Fire"
Byre = a cattle barn or stall
Bethany Byrd
"Flood And Buyer," Type O Negative originally "Blood And Fire"
Bethany Byrd
"Bud Love Eden," Peter Gabriel originally "Blood Of Eden"
Regina Haniger
"Bud Of Leadin'," Peter Gabriel originally "Blood Of Eden"
Regina Haniger
"Blood Dead And Rowing Gown," Tanya Tucker originally "Blood Red And Going Down"
Marge Pegram
"Dud Bled And Rowing Gown," Tanya Tucker originally "Blood Red And Going Down"
They're spoonerisms, not anagrams, Regina.
Joanna Whitmire
"Dud Red And Blowing Gown," Tanya Tucker originally "Blood Red And Going Down"
They're spoonerisms, not anagrams, Regina.
Joanna Whitmire
"Dud Red And Blowing Gown," Tanya Tucker originally "Blood Red And Going Down"
They're spoonerisms, not anagrams, Regina.
Joanna Whitmire
"You And Bellow," The Used originally "Blue And Yellow"
R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"Moo Bliss Crass," Elvis Presley originally "Blue Christmas"
Santa Paws
"Crew Mist Blast," Elvis Presley originally "Blue Christmas"
Santa Paws
"Blue Ryes Eyeing In The Crane," Willie Nelson originally "Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain"
Flora Rolf
"Blue Ryes Eyeing In The Crane," Willie Nelson originally "Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain"
Heather Brockwell
"Glue To Bar," Justin Hayward originally "Blue Guitar"
Rita Warmidge
"Loo Blight," David Gilmour originally "Blue Light"
Lou Quilson
"The Two-Flail Bligh (Jimmy Crack Corn)," Traditional originally "The Blue Tail Fly (Jimmy Crack Corn)"
Red Zippers
"Glue Turns to Bray," Cliff Richard originally "Blue Turns to Grey"
I knew they made it from horses, but donkeys?
crazydon
"Loo Blotter Wine," The Brothers Four originally "Blue Water Line"
Margo Gram
"Blue Hairy Bill," Fats Domino originally "Blueberry Hill"
Heather Brockwell
"News In The Blight," Dianh Shore originally "Blues In The Night"
Regina Haniger
"Loo's Biz King," Marshall Crenshaw originally "Blues Is King"
michelle (hell in mice)
"Clues Is Bing," Marshall Crenshaw originally "Blues Is King"
Lefty Lucy
"The Whore's Bed Carol," Traditional originally "The Boar's Head Carol"
Natasha Bly
"The Core's Head Barrel," Traditional originally "The Boar's Head Carol"
Mary Ann Brite
"Tote Brain," The Pogues originally "Boat Train"
Waldo D. Law
"Soddy And Bowl," Tori Amos originally "Body And Soul"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Toddy Balk," Ratt originally "Body Talk"
Condoleezza Rice Pilaf
"Cold Hard B$@#%," Jet originally "Bold Card Hitch"
Jonathan S.
"Connie Band Lied," Tink originally "Bonnie And Clyde"
Regina Olsen
"Johnnie Bean," Karen Matheson originally "Bonnie Jean"
Adlai Alda
"Poom Poom Bow," Black Eyed Peas originally "Boom Boom Pow"
Dongquan
"Womb! There She Buzz," Scritti Politti originally "Boom! There She Was"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Top Bill You Drop," Rick Springfield originally "Bop 'Til You Drop"
Pam Cooking-Spray
"Drop 'Til You Bop," Rick Springfield originally "Bop 'Til You Drop"
Pam Cooking-Spray
"Top Bill You Drop," The Nylons originally "Bop Till You Drop"
Nell Allen
"Top Bill You Drop," The Nylons originally "Bop Till You Drop"
Nell Allen
"Bop Drill You Top," The Nylons originally "Bop Till You Drop"
Nell Allen
"Bop Drill You Top," The Nylons originally "Bop Till You Drop"
Nell Allen
"Lorder Bind," Madonna originally "Borderline"
Helen Reddy-Whipp
"Gored And Blued," Casualties originally "Bored And Glued"
Hannah Montanalestes
"Thorn for Bis," Paramore originally "Born for This"
Lizzie
"Foreign Brie," Andy Williams originally "Born Free"
It's from France, Stupid.
Chuck Berry Pie
"Foreign Bee," Andy Williams originally "Born Free"
Mike Check
"Thorn Like Bis," Three Days Grace originally "Born Like This"
Please disregard the previous submission.
Lizzie
"Thorn Like Bis," Three Day Grace originally "Born Like This"
Lizzie
"Born On The Wrong Tide Of Cyme," Taste originally "Born On The Wrong Side Of Time"
Cyme = a type of flower cluster
Natalie Stonecipher
"Born On The Song Ride Of Time," Taste originally "Born On The Wrong Side Of Time"
Natalie Stonecipher
"Born On The Song Tide Of Rhyme," Taste originally "Born On The Wrong Side Of Time"
Natalie Stonecipher
"Worn This Bay," Lady Gaga originally "Born This Way"
michelle (hell in mice)
"Worn This Bay," Lady Gaga originally "Born This Way"
Lou Quilson
"Worn To Be Biled," Steppenwolf originally "Born To Be Wild"
Opie M.
"Torn Blue Fly," Sara Evans originally "Born To Fly"
The Quirkfetch Kid
"Horn To Band Jive," Sha Na Na originally "Born To Hand Jive"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Corn To Bill," F-Minus originally "Born To Kill"
Tori Spelling Bee
"Torn Loo Bait," The Poni-tails originally "Born Too Late"
What would that mean, or do we want to know?
Ursula Turpin
"Born Lou Tate," The Poni-tails originally "Born Too Late"
Daisy Pappus
"Porn Under Bunches," Talking Heads originally "Born Under Punches"
Evan
"Thorn Won Bee End," Roy Orbison originally "Borne On The Wind"
Bruce Curb
"Worn On The Bend," Roy Orbison originally "Borne On The Wind"
Bruce Curb
"Moss Ban," Lucky Boys Confusion originally "Bossman"
Laurie Cassid
"Ocean Motto Of Beth," Miley Cyrus originally "Bottom Of The Ocean"
Regina Haniger
"Gowned And Bagged," Ted Nugent originally "Bound And Gagged"
Lydia Idyl
"Found For The Blower," Local H originally "Bound For The Floor"
Helen Football
"Found For The Blower," Local H originally "Bound For The Floor"
Helen Football
"Flound For The Boar," Local H originally "Bound For The Floor"
Lance Crackers
"Gowned And Bagged," Ted Nugent originally "Bounded And Gagged"
Lydia Idyl
"Lox Bull Of Fetters," Wilco originally "Box Full Of Letters"
Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Fox Bull Of Letters," Wilco originally "Box Full Of Letters"
Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"A Fox Bull Of Sharp Objects," The Used originally "A Box Full Of Sharp Objects"
Strange hybrid animal?
Regina Haniger
"Sharks Of Bop Objects," The Used originally "Box Of Sharp Objects"
Consta Pate
"Socks Of Burr Prizes," Dana Gillespie originally "Box Of Surprises"
Better remove prizes to make socks comfortable!
Penelope Beckinsale
"The Buy In The Bobble," Paul Simon originally "The Boy In The Bubble"
MOR
"Soy In Hide By Mart," Nikki Webster originally "Boy Inside My Heart"
A contorted thought
Karen Smith
"Soy In Hide, My Bart," Nikki Webster originally "Boy Inside My Heart"
Allison O'Silla
"Soy Men Hide By Art," Nikki Webster originally "Boy Inside My Heart"
Karen Smith
"The Soy Named Boo," Johnny Cash originally "The Boy Named Sue"
Connie Brady
"Toys In The Breeze," Carly Simon originally "Boys In The Trees"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Troy's In The Bees," Carly Simon originally "Boys In The Trees"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Soys Of Bummer," Don Henley originally "Boys Of Summer"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Drain Bammage," Pink Floyd originally "Brain Damage"
What Emeril gets when his plumbing's clogged.
Rocky
"Dain Bramage," Pink Floyd originally "Brain Damage"
The way some people say the original title
Isac
"Dane Brammage," Pink Floyd originally "Brain Damage"
Saw this on the "Cool Band Names" page.
British Bullcrap
"Stain Brew," Green Day originally "Brain Stew"
Lizzie
"Strain Boo," Green Day originally "Brain Stew"
Lizzie
"Brand Cue Knee," Melanie originally "Brand New Key"
Daisy Pappus
"Canned Brew Knee," Melanie originally "Brand New Key"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Gandy (You're A Brine Furl)," Looking Glass originally "Brandy (You're A Fine Girl)"
Adrienne Ramseur
"Pose In Bracket," Pretenders originally "Brass In Pocket"
Must be an NCAA type of thing.
Peter
"Fed Bran," Metallica originally "Breadfan"
Josh
"Make It Brew Tea Gently," Brenda Lee originally "Break It To Me Gently"
Cynthia Avery
"Make Bee Drown," Alter Bridge originally "Break Me Down"
Lucille Ball sized hail
"Make Dee Brown," Alter Bridge originally "Break Me Down"
Mary Byram
"Freaking Bray," High School Musical originally "Breaking Free"
Darn, that donkey startled me!
Anonymous
"Raking Up His Bard To Do," Neil Sedaka originally "Breaking Up Is Hard To Do"
Heck Noover Nuck
"Taking Us In Brew," Mandy Moore originally "Breaking Us In Two"
Lori Tirol
"Te Bees And Rye," Caterina Valente originally "The Breeze And I"
Penelope Beckinsale
"The Bees And Rye," Caterina Valente originally "The Breeze And I"
[correction to previous entry]
Penelope Beckinsale
"Widge Over Bubbled Trotters," Simon And Garfunkel originally "Bridge Over Troubled Waters"
Judy
"A Fridge To Bar," Bane originally "A Bridge Too Far"
Ron N. O'Connor
"Sight Bride," Smile Empty Soul originally "Bright Side"
Taylor Dadsen
"Ring On The Brain," Jo Dee Messina originally "Bring On The Rain"
Salvador Dali Parton
"Poke Brown Dallas," The Grateful Dead originally "Brokedown Palace"
Lydia Helton
"Gown Bride Earl," Van Morrison originally "Brown Eyed Girl"
Regina Haniger
"Screws In The Buy," Pretty Things originally "Bruise In The Sky"
Regina Olsen
"Rock Budgers," Feeder originally "Buck Rodgers"
Toni Minot
"The Huck Bops Steer," Apathy originally "The Buck Stops Here"
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"The Stuck Hops Beer," Apathy originally "The Buck Stops Here"
Raphael
"Spud the Bud," Stompin' Tom Connors originally "Bud the Spud"
Sutch
"Build Todd, Then We'll Gawk," Panic At The Disco originally "Build God, Then We'll Talk"
(If you make him amazing enough to look at)
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Tilled God, Then We'll Balk," Panic At The Disco originally "Build God, Then We'll Talk"
Makes no less sense than the original!
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Bullet With Flutter By Wings," Smashing Pumpkins originally "Bullet With Butterfly Wings"
Blake DeKalb
"Married By Self Alive," The Used originally "Buried Myself Alive"
Married By Self -- another oxymoron
Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
"Yearnin' For Boo," Blue Oyster Cult originally "Burnin' For You"
neptunevsmars
"Learning Bove," Elvis Presley originally "Burning Love"
rocky
"Hairy Your Bed," Saosin originally "Bury Your Head"
Lizzie
"Flutter By," Crazy Town originally "Butterfly"
Fiona Pear
"Flutter By Kisses," Bob Carlisle originally "Butterfly Kisses"
Linda Radnil
"Mutton Off Shy Burt," Paul Carrack originally "Button Off My Shirt"
Angelina Laide
"Shuttin' Off My Burt," Paul Carrack originally "Button Off My Shirt"
Angelina Laide
"Bowens And Butts," Dinah Shore originally "Buttons And Bows"
Another law firm.
Oldtimer
"Bowens And Butts," Dinah Shore originally "Buttons And Bows"
Another law firm.
Oldtimer
"Sighing New Bowl," Porcupine Tree originally "Buying New Soul"
Remarkable bowl that can sigh
Regina Haniger
"By The Might Of The Silvery Loon," Burl Ives originally "By The Light Of The Silvery Moon"
Alanis More Upset

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