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A spoonerism occurs when the first letters or syllables of two or more words get swapped. The term spoonerism is named in honor of the Reverend William Archibald Spooner whose students used to write down all the instances of spoonerisms that he made. This page focuses on spoonerisms in song titles.

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Entries Beginning with K

"T-T-T-Takie," Traditional originally "K-K-K-Katie"
Elmer Fudd's Wed Woof Inn
"Collide, O Hope's Cart," Sara Bareilles originally "Kaleidoscope Heart"
Jessica Bielzebub
"Sands Us Kitty," Wilbert Harrison originally "Kansas City"
Regina Haniger
"Baron Nigh Kite," Jill Sobule originally "Karen By Night"
Axl Sean
"Bath Key In Her Bedroom," Bedroom Walls originally "Kathy In Her Bedroom"
Evil Olive
"Kathy In Burr Head Room," Bedroom Walls originally "Kathy In Her Bedroom"
Mary Byram
"Kathy In Her Red Boom," Bedroom Walls originally "Kathy In Her Bedroom"
Nicole Velocin
"Weep Myself A Cake," Black Lab originally "Keep Myself Awake"
How can one weep a cake?!?
Penelope Beckinsale
"Deep On Can Sing," The Gentrys originally "Keep On Dancing"
Lou Quilson
"Seep On Dan King," The Gentrys originally "Keep On Dancing"
Waldo D. Law
"Keep On Sanding," The Gentrys originally "Keep On Dancing"
Allison O'Silla
"Peep Cushion," REO Speedwagon originally "Keep Pushin'"
Whatever a peep cushion would be!
Logarithm and Blues
"Heap Your Love Locked (Deep In Your Cart)," Paul Petersen originally "Keep Your Love Locked (Deep In Your Heart)"
Marlene L. Ram
"Keep Your Love Hocked (Leap In Your Dart)," Paul Petersen originally "Keep Your Love Locked (Deep In Your Heart)"
Marlene L. Ram
"Heap Your Love Locked (Deep In Your Cart)," Paul Petersen originally "Keep Your Love Locked (Deep In Your Heart)"
Marlene L. Ram
"Kern Liver Bruise," Merle Haggard originally "Kern River Blues"
Regina Haniger
"Burn River Clues," Merle Haggard originally "Kern River Blues"
Regina Haniger
"Lee Cargo," Bertie Higgins originally "Key Largo"
Joe Haynes
"The Haiku Tea Mart," Rosemary Clooney originally "The Key To My Heart"
Lydia Helton
"The Key To High Mart," Rosemary Clooney originally "The Key To My Heart"
Lydia Helton
"He To Your Cart," All 4 One originally "Key To Your Heart"
Lefty Lucy
"Weakest Intermezzo," John Mellencamp originally "Key West Intermezzo"
Blake DeKalb
"Kick That Little Soot, Alley Fan," Round Robin originally "Kick That Little Foot, Sally Ann"
Sonya Raynos
"Hick Start My Cart," Motley Crue originally "Kickstart My Heart"
Lucille Ball sized hail
"Kid Marla Shayne," Steely Dan originally "Kid Charlemagne"
Marlene L. Ram
"Kid Marla Shayne," Steely Dan originally "Kid Charlemagne"
Marlene L. Ram
"Skid Tough," The Mello-Kings originally "Kid Stuff"
Fiona Pear
"Build Eye Can Angel," Sunny Day Real Estate originally "Killed By An Angel"
Justin B. Burr
"Billed Eye Can Angel," Sunny Day Real Estate originally "Killed By An Angel"
Justin B. Burr
"The Miller Coon," T-Bone Burnett originally "The Killer Moon"
A raccoon that operates a mill?!?
Cheryl Jordan
"Quiller Keen," Queen originally "Killer Queen"
Alison Feta
"Milling Key Softly," The Fugees originally "Killing Me Softly"
Roy R. Pryor
"Milling Key Softly," The Fugees originally "Killing Me Softly"
Roy R. Pryor
"Milling He Softly With Sis Kong," Roberta Flack originally "Killing Me Softly With His Song"
Peter
"The Milling 'Coon," Echo And The Bunnyman originally "The Killing Moon"
As in raccoon, so no hate mail, please.
The Breeze
"The Licking Of Georgie," Rod Stewart originally "The Killing Of Georgie"
Nell Allen
"Killing Time 'Til It's Dime To Tie," Zao originally "Killing Time 'Til It's Time To Die"
Eva Cave
"Killing Dime 'Til It's Time To Tie," Zao originally "Killing Time 'Til It's Time To Die"
Eva Cave
"Rind Girds (And A Heel Wood Cart)," Joan Armatrading originally "Kind Words (And A Real Good Heart)"
shepop
"Hind Kurds (And A Real Good Wart)," Joan Armatrading originally "Kind Words (And A Real Good Heart)"
MOR
"King Dora Fay," Thompson Twins originally "King For A Day"
Strange name for a king!
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"Ding for a K," Faith No More originally "King for a Day"
B1982
"Ding for a Cay," Green Day originally "King for a Day"
Lizzie
"Ping Of Cain," The Police originally "King Of Pain"
Cain wouldn't have killed, if he'd been Abel...
Benski Korhonen
"Ring Of Cock," Run DMC originally "King Of Rock"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Bing Of The Croakin'," Darlene Zschech originally "King Of The Broken"
Bob
"Ring Of The Code," Roger Miller originally "King Of The Road"
Toni Minot
"Thing Of Wishful Kinking," Go West originally "King Of Wishful Thinking"
Rhoda Dohr
"King Of Fish Wool Thinking," Go West originally "King Of Wishful Thinking"
Never thinks about sheep scales instead.
Doug Graves
"Sis And Kay Goodbye," The Manhattans originally "Kiss And Say Goodbye"
Sarah Tonin
"Dissing the Park," Pink Lady originally "Kiss in the Dark"
Wanda Pierce
"Sick Sick Sick," Yoko Ono originally "Kiss Kiss Kiss"
It describes her singing.
She
"Miss Key," Sixpence None The Richer originally "Kiss Me"
mor
"Miss Key Another," Georgia Gibbs originally "Kiss Me Another"
Mary Byram
"Kiss Knee A Mother," Georgia Gibbs originally "Kiss Me Another"
Mary Byram
"Liss De Medley," Lita Ford originally "Kiss Me Deadly"
Regina Haniger
"Kiss Dee Medley," Lita Ford originally "Kiss Me Deadly"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Miss Key Deadly," Lita Ford originally "Kiss Me Deadly"
Ugh! Singer gets shot for singing off key?
Regina Haniger
"Cuss Bee On The Miss," The Replacements originally "Kiss Me On The Bus"
Lauren Overstreet
"Miss Key On The Bus," The Replacements originally "Kiss Me On The Bus"
Lou Quilson
"Hiss Of Kevin," Darlene Zschech originally "Kiss Of Heaven"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Wrist The Cane," Billie Myers originally "Kiss The Rain"
What's In A Name?
"Miss Them Four Key," Siouxsie and The Banshees originally "Kiss Them For Me"
Rocky
"A Kiss Two Drilled A Beam On," Louis Armstrong originally "A Kiss To Build A Dream On"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Cussing Kizzons," Elvis Presley originally "Kissing Cousins"
The King
"Dee Neep," Job for a Cowboy originally "Knee Deep"
Cotton Lorraine
"Knife Mud Night Blare Master," Aiden originally "Knife Blood Nightmare Master"
Lucy Crosland
"Dockin' On Nevin's Whore," Bob Dylan originally "Knockin' On Heaven's Door"
Adlai Alda
"Knockin' on Devon's Whore," Bob Dylan originally "Knockin' on Heaven's Door"
B1982
"Hockin' On Nevin's Door," Bob Dylan originally "Knockin' On Heaven's Door"
Adlai Alda
"Row Your Knights," The Clash originally "Know Your Rights"
Josh

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