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A spoonerism occurs when the first letters or syllables of two or more words get swapped. The term spoonerism is named in honor of the Reverend William Archibald Spooner whose students used to write down all the instances of spoonerisms that he made. This page focuses on spoonerisms in song titles.

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Entries Beginning with H

"Straight Heat," Anberlin originally "Haight Street"
Lucille Ball sized hail
"Kale And Hill," Manowar originally "Hail And Kill"
Regina Haniger
"Mail Harry," 2Pac originally "Hail Mary"
Ursula Turpin
"Dare Of The Hog," Nazareth originally "Hair Of The Dog"
Linda Radnil
"Raff Height," Jimmy Eat World originally "Half Right"
Lizzie
"Raff Height," Jimmy Eat World originally "Half Right"
Lizzie
"Walf Gay Hone," Lifehouse originally "Halfway Gone"
Dongquan
"Pan In My Hocket," Alanis Morissette originally "Hand In My Pocket"
Grroosss!
Rock Maninoff
"Hand Me Down My Caulking, Wayne," Traditional originally "Hand Me Down My Walking Cane"
Alan Toyce
"And Dove Whom?," Black Sabbath originally "Hand Of Doom"
Cal Amari
"Hold To Hand On To," John Mellencamp originally "Hand To Hold On To"
Rocky
"Hold To Hand On To," John Mellencamp originally "Hand To Hold On To"
Rocky
"Candle With Hair," Traveling Wilburys originally "Handle With Care"
Sulky Clans
"Heaves To Hand In," Breathe originally "Hands To Heaven"
MOR
"Tang In Huff," New Kids on the Block originally "Hangin' Tough"
Just get on the floor and do the Dew Kids, Nance!
Benski Korhonen
"Happy Dolly Hayes," Bing Crosby originally "Happy Holidays"
Mark Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
"Happy Blades Of Shoe," Freddy Cannon originally "Happy Shades Of Blue"
What a happy ice skater wears
Penelope Beckinsale
"Sappy Hummer Days," Ronnie Dove originally "Happy Summer Days"
Joe Cocker Spaniel
"Sappy Dumber Hays," Ronnie Dove originally "Happy Summer Days"
Joe Cocker Spaniel
"Gappy To Heather," The Turtles originally "Happy Together"
Lucinda Blair
"Horror Blights," The Platters originally "Harbor Lights"
Tori Spelling Bee
"Card Times Hum Again No More," Mary J. Blige originally "Hard Times Come Again No More"
Sam Bucus the elder
"Hard Times Mum Again No Core," Mary J. Blige originally "Hard Times Come Again No More"
Sam Bucus the elder
"Hard Times Gum A Cane No More," Mary J. Blige originally "Hard Times Come Again No More"
Sam Bucus the elder
"Tarred Limes For Hovers," Jennifer Holliday originally "Hard Times For Lovers"
Lydia Helton
"Lard Times For Hovers," Jennifer Holliday originally "Hard Times For Lovers"
Lydia Helton
"Bard To Heat," Hard-fi originally "Hard To Beat"
Lois Teem
"Lard To Heave," Billy Ray Cyrus originally "Hard To Leave"
Anna Faris Wheel
"Card For Healings," Rave Allstars originally "Hardcore Feelings"
American Dreidel
"Harder Fester Batter Stronger," Daft Punk originally "Harder Better Faster Stronger"
Helen Football
"The Pardest Hart," Coldplay originally "The Hardest Part"
Dongquan
"Hard Stare War," Weird Al Yankovic originally "Hardware Store"
Blake DeKalb
"Harpy Valor PTA," Jeannie C. Riley originally "Harper Valley PTA"
Lynnetta Lore
"Mate He," Blue October originally "Hate Me"
Lizzie
"Tate To Say I Hold You So," The Hives originally "Hate To Say I Told You So"
Allison O'Silla
"Tate To Say I Sold You Ho," The Hives originally "Hate To Say I Told You So"
Regina Haniger
"Hate To Say I Sold You Toe," The Hives originally "Hate To Say I Told You So"
Regina Haniger
"Have Moo Never Been Yellow," Olivia Newton-John originally "Have You Never Been Mellow"
Yellow cows, perhaps?
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Dee Hid With Me," Vicki Lawrence originally "He Did With Me"
Regina Haniger
"He Has Made Glee Mad," The Maranatha Singers originally "He Has Made Me Glad"
As in the TV series, Glee?
Angela Sleepyhorse
"He Hideth My Role (In The Cleft Of The Sock)," Traditional originally "He Hideth My Soul (In The Cleft Of The Rock)"
Allison O'Silla
"He Rideth My Hole (In The Cleft Of The Sock)," Traditional originally "He Hideth My Soul (In The Cleft Of The Rock)"
Penelope Beckinsale
"He Rideth My Soul (In The Heft Of The Clock)," Traditional originally "He Hideth My Soul (In The Cleft Of The Rock)"
Allison O'Silla
"Sea Is Hailing," Jon & Vangelis originally "He Is Sailing"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"The He Missed Key," The Crystals originally "The He Kissed Me"
Penelope Beckinsale
"She's So High," The Pointer Sisters originally "He's So Shy"
Turnabout is fair play.
Soul
"Shed And Holders," Dru Down originally "Head And Shoulders"
Eva Cave
"Fled Long Height," Rush originally "Headlong Flight"
Long height? Or high length?
Jessica Bielzebub
"Year Who Me," Jimmy Eat World originally "Hear You Me"
Lizzie
"Mere You He," Jimmy Eat World originally "Hear You Me"
Lizzie
"Year Who Me," Jimmy Eat World originally "Hear You Me"
Lizzie
"Tart A-Hack," Olivia Newton-John originally "Heart Attack"
Messy.
Yul B. There
"A Heart Hums In Candy," Johnnie Ray originally "A Heart Comes In Handy"
Penelope Beckinsale
"A Fart Is A House Whore Love," The Dells originally "A Heart Is A House For Love"
Makes as much sense as the original!
Will Scarlett Johansson
"Start Of Heel," Manowar originally "Heart Of Steel"
Sonia Rinzaimayor
"Start Of Heel," Flock Of Seagulls originally "Heart Of Steel"
Sam Bucus the elder
"Start Of Hone," Taylor Dayne originally "Heart Of Stone"
She
"The Hat Of The Martyr," Don Henley originally "The Heart Of The Matter"
Alicia Sturdivant
"The Mart Of The Hatter," Don Henley originally "The Heart Of The Matter"
Melanie Bianca Green
"Art Bakes Nigh The Humber," Ray Price originally "Heartaches By The Number"
Humber=estuary on E.English coast. But art bakes??
Job Lowe
"Bart Aches Nigh The Humber," Ray Price originally "Heartaches By The Number"
Humber = an estuary on E. English coast.
Job Lowe
"Heart Bakes Nigh The Umber," Ray Price originally "Heartaches By The Number"
Heart Bakes? Never heard of such an event.
Job Lowe
"Bart Heat," Wendy Waldman originally "Heartbeat"
Sutch
"Bart Break Heat," The Psychedelic Furs originally "Heartbreak Beat"
Bethany Byrd
"Marts And Hinds," Ivoryline originally "Hearts And Minds"
Hilary Duffelbag
"Hearts First Into Buyer," Bullet For My Valentine originally "Hearts Burst Into Fire"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Bart's First In To Hire," Bullet For My Valentine originally "Hearts Burst Into Fire"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Farts Burst Into Hire," Bullet For My Valentine originally "Hearts Burst Into Fire"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Farts On Hire," Hammerfall originally "Hearts On Fire"
Lydia Helton
"Weather's Hall," Ty Herndon originally "Heather's Wall"
Regina Haniger
"Evan In My Harms," Chuck Gillespie originally "Heaven In My Arms"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Heaven Is A Lace On Perth," Belinda Carlisle originally "Heaven Is A Place On Earth"
Lou Quilson
"Leaven's A High," Lacuna Coil originally "Heaven's A Lie"
Renee Sutton
"Heals Over Heed," Boys Like Girls originally "Heels Over Head"
Lizzie
"Bell Lent Whore Feather," Judas Priest originally "Hell Bent For Leather"
Alanis More Upset
"Bell Lent For Heather," Judas Priest originally "Hell Bent For Leather"
Gretchen Wieners
"Hell Bent Lore Feather," Judas Priest originally "Hell Bent For Leather"
Raphael
"Sell Hong," Sum 41 originally "Hell Song"
Lizzie
"Yell "Hess"," Beck originally "Hell Yes"
Tracy Frummond
"Bell Hound Train," Savoy Brown originally "Hellbound Train"
Sutch
"Jello Ad...Dime In Hail," Was (Not Was) originally "Hello Dad...I'm In Jail"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Jello Dad...I'm In Hail," Was (Not Was) originally "Hello Dad...I'm In Jail"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Mellow It's He," Todd Rundgren originally "Hello It's Me"
He must be jellin'?
Peter
"Hello, Larry; Moo!," Rick Nelson originally "Hello Mary Lou"
Good high, Bart!
Benski Korhonen
"Mellow Larry Who?," Rick Nelson originally "Hello Mary Lou"
Amber Malone
"Mellow Harry Lou," Rick Nelson originally "Hello Mary Lou"
Amber Malone
"Der Hymens," Rob Thomas originally "Her Diamonds"
Maybe in German.
Opie M.
"Fur Ghost In The Hog," Cradle Of Filth originally "Her Ghost In The Fog"
Rachel Stedman
"Clear Hums Santa, 'Cause," Gene Autry originally "Here Comes Santa Claus"
'Cause why?
Mary Ann Brite
"Clear Hums Santa, 'Cause," Gene Autry originally "Here Comes Santa Claus"
'Cause why?
Mary Ann Brite
"Fear, Comes That Rainy Hay Dealing Again," The Fortunes originally "Here Comes That Rainy Day Feeling Again"
Job Lowe
"Fear, Comes That Rainy Day Healing Again," The Fortunes originally "Here Comes That Rainy Day Feeling Again"
Job Lowe
"Pier For The Hearty," Gretchen Wilson originally "Here For The Party"
Regina Haniger
"Dear, I Ham in Alice," Faron Young originally "Here I Am In Dallas"
BTW, there is an Alice,Texas (smaller than Dallas)
Doug Graves
"Here I Dam in Alice," Faron Young originally "Here I Am In Dallas"
BTW, there is an Alice,Texas (smaller than Dallas)
Doug Graves
"Beer In Your Head Room," Goldfinger originally "Here In Your Bedroom"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Be By Hay," Bruce Channel originally "Hey Baby"
Andy Gibb's Free Energy
"Gay Hurl," Dashboard Confessional originally "Hey Girl"
Lizzie
"Gay Hurl," Dashboard Confessional originally "Hey Girl"
Naomi Swanson
"Gay Little Hurl," Dee Clark originally "Hey Little Girl"
Bruce Curb
"Pray, Hetty," Poe originally "Hey, Pretty"
Margaret (less massive than my name backwards)
"Hide In Sure Yell," Supertramp originally "Hide In Your Shell"
Ron N. O'Connor
"Shied In Your Hell," Supertramp originally "Hide In Your Shell"
A hell could have much to shy away from.
Sir Ron Norris
"Nigh A Huff," Damn Yankees originally "High Enough"
Sir Ron Norris
"Tie On A Mountain Hop," Marty Stuart originally "High On A Mountain Top"
Melissa Conway
"Tie Hay, Woo Hell," AC/DC originally "Highway To Hell"
Janice Ferrell
"High Hay To Well," AC/DC originally "Highway To Hell"
Janice Ferrell
"Sqip To Be Hair," Huey Lewis & The News originally "Hip To Be Square"
sqip: tiny microcomputer -- a hair growing compute
Peter
"His Spy Is On The Arrow," Lauryn Hill originally "His Eye Is On The Sparrow"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"His Past Lane Ting," Manic Street Preachers originally "His Last Painting"
B1982
"Shit Be With Your Mess Hot," Pat Benatar originally "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Peter
"Hit Bee With Your Messed Shot," Pat Benatar originally "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Joanna Whitmire
"Mitt Or Hiss," New Found Glory originally "Hit Or Miss"
Andy Gibb's Free Energy
"Bit That Perfect Heat," Bronski Beat originally "Hit That Perfect Beat"
Allison O'Silla
"Flit the Whore," Linkin Park originally "Hit the Floor"
Lizzie
"Flit The Whore," Linkin Park originally "Hit The Floor"
Terror Reid
"Rich In A Hide," Vanity Fare originally "Hitchin' A Ride"
Anna Faris Wheel
"Bits Hum "Free Thong"," Cypress Hill originally "Hits From The Bong"
Fiscal Cliff Richard
"Hits From "Bee Thong"," Cypress Hill originally "Hits From The Bong"
Fiscal Cliff Richard
"Fritz, Hum "The Bong"," Cypress Hill originally "Hits From The Bong"
Regina Haniger
"Slobo Humpin' Hobo Babe," Whale originally "Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe"
Robin Pancho
"Bold Hack The Night," The Trammps originally "Hold Back The Night"
Karen Smith
"Bold Knack The Height," The Trammps originally "Hold Back The Night"
Karen Smith
"Told "Hack The Beers"," Wang Chung originally "Hold Back The Tears"
Margo Gram
"Moldy In Your Harms," Pixie Lott originally "Hold Me In Your Arms"
Rhoda Dohr
"Meld No How," The Thompson Twins originally "Hold Me Now"
Peter
"Old Han," Wilson Phillips originally "Hold On"
Han Solo lived a pretty long time.
Enoch Lighbulb
"Told On Height," Electric Light Orchestra originally "Hold On Tight"
Janice Ferrell
"Old Con, I'm Humming," Sam & Dave originally "Hold On, I'm Coming"
Reggie Pillbox
"Come On, I'm Holding," Sam & Dave originally "Hold On, I'm Coming"
Tiffany Carriker
"Cold On, I'm Humming," Sam & Dave originally "Hold On, I'm Coming"
Reggie Pillbox
"Told You Height," Tara Kemp originally "Hold You Tight"
Adlai Alda
"Shoal In My Who?," Traffic originally "Hole In My Shoe"
Gordy N. Knott
"Mole In High Shoe," Traffic originally "Hole In My Shoe"
Gordy N. Knott
"Wally Hood," Collective Soul originally "Hollywood"
James Gangsta
"Wally Hood Town," Harriet Schock originally "Hollywood Town"
Sutch
"Lowly Is The Horde," Meredith Andrews originally "Holy Is The Lord"
Carmen Vortex Street
"Foam Whore The Holidays," The Carpenters originally "Home For The Holidays"
How does a foam whore fit in with holidays?
Kris Kringle Aguilera
"Runny Whole," AC/DC originally "Honey Roll"
Ewww!
Josh
"Catty Honk," Elton John originally "Honky Cat"
British Bullcrap
"Hopes Go As Tray," Northern Pikes originally "Hopes Go Astray"
Emily Lime
"Neigh, Horse With No Aim," America originally "A Horse With No Name"
Natalie Portmanteau Word
"A Norse With Ho Name," America originally "A Horse With No Name"
Regina Haniger
"Tot Whore Feature," Van Halen originally "Hot For Teacher"
Terror Reid
"Got Earl"s Hen Love," Loverboy originally "Hot Girls In Love"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Got Hurls In Love," Loverboy originally "Hot Girls In Love"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Hot Earls In Glove," Loverboy originally "Hot Girls In Love"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Let Hogs," Rod Stewart originally "Hot Legs"
What does Rod want us to let hogs do?
Peter
"Pot Hoop," Frank Zappa originally "Hot Poop"
Megan Ura
"Pot Hoop," Frank Zappa originally "Hot Poop"
Megan Ura
Sheila Evans
"Sot Hand," Shocking Blue originally "Hot Sand"
Andy Gibb's Free Energy
"Sot Hummer," Monrose originally "Hot Summer"
Anonymous
"Toe Hell Room," Pitbull originally "Hotel Room"
Hank E. Panky
"Downed Hog ," Elvis Presley originally "Hound Dog"
An ode to a recently deceased pig?
Peter
"Downed Hog Man," Fabian originally "Hound Dog Man"
Hannah Bullecter
"Mound Hog Dan," Fabian originally "Hound Dog Man"
Hannah Bullecter
"The Blouse Of Loo Heights," Chuck Miller originally "The House Of Blue Lights"
Regina Haniger
"The House Of Loo Blights," Chuck Miller originally "The House Of Blue Lights"
Regina Haniger
"The Louse Of Blue Heights," Chuck Miller originally "The House Of Blue Lights"
Regina Haniger
"Louse Of Jealous Hovers," Rapture originally "House Of Jealous Lovers"
Eva Shortoria
"The Souse Of The Rising Hun," The Animals originally "The House Of The Rising Sun"
Allison O'Silla
"Houston (Means I'm Done Way Closer To You)," Larry Gatlin & The Gatlin Brothers Band originally "Houston (Means I'm One Day Closer To You)"
Fiona Montrose
"Cow Hum," D12 originally "How Come"
Ron N. O'Connor
"Wow, Could You Haunt Him?," Spin Doctors originally "How Could You Want Him?"
Halloweena Jolie
"Wow, Do You Haunt It!," Tupac Shakur originally "How Do You Want It?"
Halloweena Jolie
"Now Was I To Hoe?," Reba McEntire originally "How Was I To Know?"
Joanna Whitmire
"Know Hill I Wow," Whitney Houston originally "How Will I Know"
Peter
"Now Will I Hoe?," Whitney Houston originally "How Will I Know?"
Joanna Whitmire
"Two-Man Hutch," Bruce Springsteen originally "Human Touch"
Rocky
"Younger Of The Hung.," Attack In Black. originally "Hunger Of The Young."
HILARIOUS.
Salex.
"Ton Wing For Hitches," Bloc Party originally "Hunting For Witches"
Tara Gilmer
"Fun Wing Tore Hitches," Bloc Party originally "Hunting For Witches"
Tara Gilmer
"Gurdy Murdy Hand," Donovan originally "Hurdy Gurdy Man"
British Bullcrap
"Burt So Had," Linda Ronstadt originally "Hurt So Bad"
Burt so had what?
Leanne Cantrell(not to fret; relling is overrated)

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