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A spoonerism occurs when the first letters or syllables of two or more words get swapped. The term spoonerism is named in honor of the Reverend William Archibald Spooner whose students used to write down all the instances of spoonerisms that he made. This page focuses on spoonerisms in song titles.

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Entries Beginning with H

"Straight Heat," Anberlin originally "Haight Street"
Lucille Ball sized hail
"Kale And Hill," Manowar originally "Hail And Kill"
Regina Haniger
"Mail Harry," 2Pac originally "Hail Mary"
Ursula Turpin
"Dare Of The Hog," Nazareth originally "Hair Of The Dog"
Linda Radnil
"Lair On The Harms And Eggs," Genesis originally "Hair On The Arms And Legs"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Air On The Harms And Legs," Genesis originally "Hair On The Arms And Legs"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Laugh Heater Bottle," Morning Parade originally "Half Litre Bottle"
Waldo D. Law
"Raff Height," Jimmy Eat World originally "Half Right"
Lizzie
"Raff Height," Jimmy Eat World originally "Half Right"
Lizzie
"Halfway Between The Stutter And The Gars," Fatboy Slim originally "Halfway Between The Gutter And The Stars"
Gar = a long-snouted kind of fish
Lisa Basil
"Walf Gay Hone," Lifehouse originally "Halfway Gone"
Dongquan
"Hey, Foe Love Lies," Alice Cooper originally "Halo Of Flies"
Renee Keener
"Hammer In High Mart," Utopia originally "Hammer In My Heart"
Waldo D. Law
"Pan In My Hocket," Alanis Morissette originally "Hand In My Pocket"
Grroosss!
Rock Maninoff
"Hand Me Down My Caulking, Wayne," Traditional originally "Hand Me Down My Walking Cane"
Alan Toyce
"And Dove Whom?," Black Sabbath originally "Hand Of Doom"
Cal Amari
"Hold To Hand On To," John Mellencamp originally "Hand To Hold On To"
Rocky
"Hold To Hand On To," John Mellencamp originally "Hand To Hold On To"
Rocky
"Candle With Hair," Traveling Wilburys originally "Handle With Care"
Sulky Clans
"Tides Are Hand," Gin Blossoms originally "Hands Are Tied"
Lefty Lucy
"Hands Love The Cock," To The Wind originally "Hands Of The Clock"
Cock, as in rooster
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Heaves To Hand In," Breathe originally "Hands To Heaven"
MOR
"Sand Hum Molly," The Strawbs originally "Handsome Molly"
Bellwether That Wants Its Ramparts Back
"Slang On Hoopy," The McCoys originally "Hang On Sloopy"
Edie Gonzalez
"Slang On Hoopy," The McCoys originally "Hang On Sloopy"
Edie Gonzalez
"Hang Your Dear Drops Up To Try," The Stylistics originally "Hang Your Teardrops Up To Dry"
Nell Allen
"Hang Your Drear Tops Up To Dry," The Stylistics originally "Hang Your Teardrops Up To Dry"
Nell Allen
"Tang In Huff," New Kids on the Block originally "Hangin' Tough"
Just get on the floor and do the Dew Kids, Nance!
Benski Korhonen
"Nappy Stress Heat," Georgia Gibbs originally "Happiness Street"
Sonya Raynos
"Strappiness Heat," Georgia Gibbs originally "Happiness Street"
Sonya Raynos
"Happy Stress Neat," Georgia Gibbs originally "Happiness Street"
Sonya Raynos
"Happy Dolly Hayes," Bing Crosby originally "Happy Holidays"
Mark Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
"Happy Blades Of Shoe," Freddy Cannon originally "Happy Shades Of Blue"
What a happy ice skater wears
Penelope Beckinsale
"Sappy Hummer Days," Ronnie Dove originally "Happy Summer Days"
Joe Cocker Spaniel
"Sappy Dumber Hays," Ronnie Dove originally "Happy Summer Days"
Joe Cocker Spaniel
"Sappy Hummer Wedding," Morning Musume originally "Happy Summer Wedding"
Sardine Taylor
"Happy Goo Tether," The Turtles originally "Happy Together"
Reina Haniger
"Gappy To Heather," The Turtles originally "Happy Together"
Lucinda Blair
"Happy Goo Tether," The Turtles originally "Happy Together"
Reina Haniger
"Horror Blights," The Platters originally "Harbor Lights"
Tori Spelling Bee
"Card Times Hum Again No More," Mary J. Blige originally "Hard Times Come Again No More"
Sam Bucus the elder
"Hard Times Mum Again No Core," Mary J. Blige originally "Hard Times Come Again No More"
Sam Bucus the elder
"Hard Times Gum A Cane No More," Mary J. Blige originally "Hard Times Come Again No More"
Sam Bucus the elder
"Tarred Limes For Hovers," Jennifer Holliday originally "Hard Times For Lovers"
Lydia Helton
"Lard Times For Hovers," Jennifer Holliday originally "Hard Times For Lovers"
Lydia Helton
"Tarred Who Beat," Hard-fi originally "Hard To Beat"
Linda Radnil
"Bard To Heat," Hard-fi originally "Hard To Beat"
Lois Teem
"Guard To Hit," Gisele MacKenzie originally "Hard To Get"
Corinne Auterlehr
"Tarred Who Get," Gisele MacKenzie originally "Hard To Get"
Pepsi's Hartebeest
"Tarred Goo Hit," Gisele MacKenzie originally "Hard To Get"
Corinne Auterlehr
"Lard To Heave," Billy Ray Cyrus originally "Hard To Leave"
Anna Faris Wheel
"Hard Lore Fee Kings," Rave Allstars originally "Hardcore Feelings"
Margo Gram
"Card For Healings," Rave Allstars originally "Hardcore Feelings"
American Dreidel
"Hard Lore Fee Kings," Rave Allstars originally "Hardcore Feelings"
Margo Gram
"Hard For Keelings," Rave Allstars originally "Hardcore Feelings"
Margo Gram
"Card Whore Feelings," Rave Allstars originally "Hardcore Feelings"
Margo Gram
"Card Whore Feelings," Rave Allstars originally "Hardcore Feelings"
Margo Gram
"Harder Fester Batter Stronger," Daft Punk originally "Harder Better Faster Stronger"
Helen Football
"The Harpist Dart," Coldplay originally "The Hardest Part"
Blake DeKalb
"The Pardest Hart," Coldplay originally "The Hardest Part"
Dongquan
"Hard Stare War," Weird Al Yankovic originally "Hardware Store"
Blake DeKalb
"Harpy Valor PTA," Jeannie C. Riley originally "Harper Valley PTA"
Lynnetta Lore
"Rate Crew Death Hole," Children Of Bodom originally "Hate Crew Deathroll"
Ned MacCamden
"Crate Hue Deathroll," Children Of Bodom originally "Hate Crew Deathroll"
Ned MacCamden
"Mate He," Blue October originally "Hate Me"
Lizzie
"Tate To Say I Sold You Ho," The Hives originally "Hate To Say I Told You So"
Regina Haniger
"Tate To Say I Hold You So," The Hives originally "Hate To Say I Told You So"
Allison O'Silla
"Hate To Say I Sold You Toe," The Hives originally "Hate To Say I Told You So"
Regina Haniger
"Va Hana," Camila Cabello originally "Havana"
Weamon
"Have Moo Never Been Yellow," Olivia Newton-John originally "Have You Never Been Mellow"
Yellow cows, perhaps?
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Faye, Heaver," The Kinks originally "Hay Fever"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Dee Hid It," The Ronettes originally "He Did It"
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"Dee Hid With Me," Vicki Lawrence originally "He Did With Me"
Regina Haniger
"Ye Don't Really Love Who?," The Delfonics originally "He Don't Really Love You"
Eva Cave
"Knee Gave Me A Hew Song," Amy Grant originally "He Gave Me A New Song"
Washington Irving Berlin Wall Flower Pot Boiler
"He Has Made Glee Mad," The Maranatha Singers originally "He Has Made Me Glad"
As in the TV series, Glee?
Angela Sleepyhorse
"He Rideth My Hole (In The Cleft Of The Sock)," Traditional originally "He Hideth My Soul (In The Cleft Of The Rock)"
Penelope Beckinsale
"He Hideth My Role (In The Cleft Of The Sock)," Traditional originally "He Hideth My Soul (In The Cleft Of The Rock)"
Allison O'Silla
"He Rideth My Soul (In The Heft Of The Clock)," Traditional originally "He Hideth My Soul (In The Cleft Of The Rock)"
Allison O'Silla
"Sea Is Hailing," Jon & Vangelis originally "He Is Sailing"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Bree Is Your Hover," Abba originally "He Is Your Brother"
Rosie
"The He Missed Key," The Crystals originally "The He Kissed Me"
Penelope Beckinsale
"He Said Sea Shed," Ashley Tisdale originally "He Said, She Said"
Ron N. O'Connor
"He Said See Shed," Ashley Tisdale originally "He Said, She Said"
Ron N. O'Connor
"See Head, She Said," Ashley Tisdale originally "He Said, She Said"
Ron N. O'Connor
"Dee's Head," Scarface originally "He's Dead"
Regina Haniger
"Dee's Head," Scarface originally "He's Dead"
Regina Haniger
"He's Getting Low," Baillie and the Boys originally "He's Letting Go"
William Ransom
"He's Guy Merle," David Hallyday originally "He's My Girl"
Roy R. Pryor
"She's So High," The Pointer Sisters originally "He's So Shy"
Turnabout is fair play.
Soul
"Shed And Holders," Dru Down originally "Head And Shoulders"
Eva Cave
"Fled Long Height," Rush originally "Headlong Flight"
Long height? Or high length?
Jessica Bielzebub
"Ed Hones Fawn," Miranda Cosgrove originally "Headphones On"
Allison O'Silla
"Fed Owns Hawn," Miranda Cosgrove originally "Headphones On"
Sonya Raynos
"Head Owns Fawn," Miranda Cosgrove originally "Headphones On"
Mae Beam
"Weds Here Dancing," Kate Bush originally "Heads We're Dancing"
H. Tim Smith
"Heads We're Sanding," Kate Bush originally "Heads We're Dancing"
Regina Haniger
"Year Who Me," Jimmy Eat World originally "Hear You Me"
Lizzie
"Year Who Me," Jimmy Eat World originally "Hear You Me"
Lizzie
"Mere You He," Jimmy Eat World originally "Hear You Me"
Lizzie
"Art Sand Hole," T'Pau originally "Heart And Soul"
Regina Haniger
"Tart A-Hack," Olivia Newton-John originally "Heart Attack"
Messy.
Yul B. There
"A Heart Hums In Candy," Johnnie Ray originally "A Heart Comes In Handy"
Penelope Beckinsale
"A Fart Is A House Whore Love," The Dells originally "A Heart Is A House For Love"
Makes as much sense as the original!
Will Scarlett Johansson
"The Art Of Rock Hand Roll," Huey Lewis & The News originally "The Heart Of Rock And Roll"
Waldo D. Law
"Start Of Heel," Manowar originally "Heart Of Steel"
Sonia Rinzaimayor
"Start Of Heel," Flock Of Seagulls originally "Heart Of Steel"
Sam Bucus the elder
"Start Of Hone," Taylor Dayne originally "Heart Of Stone"
She
"The Hat Of The Martyr," Don Henley originally "The Heart Of The Matter"
Alicia Sturdivant
"The Mart Of The Hatter," Don Henley originally "The Heart Of The Matter"
Melanie Bianca Green
"Mart On Sly Heave," Bryan Ferry originally "Heart On My Sleeve"
Nicole Velocin
"Mart On High Sleeve," Bryan Ferry originally "Heart On My Sleeve"
Nicole Velocin
"Mart On High Sleeve," Bryan Ferry originally "Heart On My Sleeve"
Nicole Velocin
"Mart Over Hind," Kim Wilde originally "Heart Over Mind"
Lori Tirol
"Heart Fake On The Dance Lore," Jon Pardi originally "Heartache On The Dance Floor"
Lydia Idyl
"Heart Lake On The Dance Four," Jon Pardi originally "Heartache On The Dance Floor"
Lydia Idyl
"Heart Lake On The Dance Four," Jon Pardi originally "Heartache On The Dance Floor"
Lydia Idyl
"Heart Fake On The Lance Door," Jon Pardi originally "Heartache On The Dance Floor"
Lydia Idyl
"Art Bakes Nigh The Humber," Ray Price originally "Heartaches By The Number"
Humber=estuary on E.English coast. But art bakes??
Job Lowe
"Bart Aches Nigh The Humber," Guy Mitchell originally "Heartaches By The Number"
Humber = estuary in NE England
Eva Cave
"Bart Aches Nigh The Humber," Ray Price originally "Heartaches By The Number"
Humber = an estuary on E. English coast.
Job Lowe
"Heart Bakes Nigh The Umber," Guy Mitchell originally "Heartaches By The Number"
Eva Cave
"Heart Bakes Nigh The Umber," Ray Price originally "Heartaches By The Number"
Heart Bakes? Never heard of such an event.
Job Lowe
"Heart Bakes Eye The Number," Guy Mitchell originally "Heartaches By The Number"
Eva Cave
"Bart Heat," Wendy Waldman originally "Heartbeat"
Sutch
"Bart Heat City," The Cars originally "Heartbeat City"
Dawn Anwad
"Bart Heat City," The Cars originally "Heartbeat City"
Dawn Anwad
"Heart Seat Bitty," The Cars originally "Heartbeat City"
Dawn Anwad
"Bart Break Heat," The Psychedelic Furs originally "Heartbreak Beat"
Bethany Byrd
"Marts And Hinds," Ivoryline originally "Hearts And Minds"
Hilary Duffelbag
"Hearts First Into Buyer," Bullet For My Valentine originally "Hearts Burst Into Fire"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Bart's First In To Hire," Bullet For My Valentine originally "Hearts Burst Into Fire"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Farts Burst Into Hire," Bullet For My Valentine originally "Hearts Burst Into Fire"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Farts On Hire," Hammerfall originally "Hearts On Fire"
Lydia Helton
"The Hens," Twenty One Pilots originally "Heathens"
Nicole Velocin
"Weather's Hall," Ty Herndon originally "Heather's Wall"
Regina Haniger
"Heaven, Ye Bide Sue," Alice In Chains originally "Heaven Beside You"
Mae Beam
"Evan In My Harms," Chuck Gillespie originally "Heaven In My Arms"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Seven In The Back Heat," Romeo's Daughter originally "Heaven In The Back Seat"
Donna Gelpigi
"Heaven Is A Lace On Perth," Belinda Carlisle originally "Heaven Is A Place On Earth"
Lou Quilson
"Heaven Meant Ye, Sue," John Michael Montgomery originally "Heaven Sent Me You"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Heaven Meant See You," John Michael Montgomery originally "Heaven Sent Me You"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Leaven's A High," Lacuna Coil originally "Heaven's A Lie"
Renee Sutton
"Kevin's Hauling," Black Veil Brides originally "Heaven's Calling"
Natalie Lundgren
"Evan Lee, Hover," Teresa Brewer originally "Heavenly Lover"
Is Evan Lee a helicopter pilot?
Tess O. Gosset
"Heavy Nettle In The Might," Dream Evil originally "Heavy Metal In The Night"
Sonya Raynos
"Heals Over Heed," Boys Like Girls originally "Heels Over Head"
Lizzie
"Hell Bent Lore Feather," Judas Priest originally "Hell Bent For Leather"
Raphael
"Bell Lent Whore Feather," Judas Priest originally "Hell Bent For Leather"
Alanis More Upset
"Bell Lent For Heather," Judas Priest originally "Hell Bent For Leather"
Gretchen Wieners
"Sell Hong," Sum 41 originally "Hell Song"
Lizzie
"Yell "Hess"," Beck originally "Hell Yes"
Tracy Frummond
"Bell Hound Train," Savoy Brown originally "Hellbound Train"
Sutch
"Jello Ad...Dime In Hail," Was (Not Was) originally "Hello Dad...I'm In Jail"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Jello Dad...I'm In Hail," Was (Not Was) originally "Hello Dad...I'm In Jail"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Mellow It's He," Todd Rundgren originally "Hello It's Me"
He must be jellin'?
Peter
"Hello, Larry; Moo!," Rick Nelson originally "Hello Mary Lou"
Good high, Bart!
Benski Korhonen
"Mellow Larry Who?," Rick Nelson originally "Hello Mary Lou"
Amber Malone
"Mellow Harry Lou," Rick Nelson originally "Hello Mary Lou"
Amber Malone
"Yellow, I Love Who?," The Doors originally "Hello, I Love You"
Eva Cave
"Yellow, I Love Who?," The Doors originally "Hello, I Love You"
Eva Cave
"Henry Pardons Side," Widespread Panic originally "Henry Parsons Died"
Pardons side of what?
Sir Ron Norris
"Der Hymens," Rob Thomas originally "Her Diamonds"
Maybe in German.
Opie M.
"Fur Ghost In The Hog," Cradle Of Filth originally "Her Ghost In The Fog"
Rachel Stedman
"Clear Hums Santa, 'Cause," Gene Autry originally "Here Comes Santa Claus"
'Cause why?
Mary Ann Brite
"Clear Hums Santa, 'Cause," Gene Autry originally "Here Comes Santa Claus"
'Cause why?
Mary Ann Brite
"Fear, Comes That Rainy Day Healing Again," The Fortunes originally "Here Comes That Rainy Day Feeling Again"
Job Lowe
"Fear, Comes That Rainy Hay Dealing Again," The Fortunes originally "Here Comes That Rainy Day Feeling Again"
Job Lowe
"Pier For The Hearty," Gretchen Wilson originally "Here For The Party"
Regina Haniger
"Dear, I Ham in Alice," Faron Young originally "Here I Am In Dallas"
BTW, there is an Alice,Texas (smaller than Dallas)
Doug Graves
"Here I Dam in Alice," Faron Young originally "Here I Am In Dallas"
BTW, there is an Alice,Texas (smaller than Dallas)
Doug Graves
"Rear In Your Head Boom," Goldfinger originally "Here In Your Bedroom"
Dreaming of loud farting?
Roy R. Pryor
"Beer In Your Head Room," Goldfinger originally "Here In Your Bedroom"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Tear Stew Hay," Korn originally "Here To Stay"
How can a tear stew anything?
Flora Rolf
"Tear Stew Hay," Korn originally "Here To Stay"
How can a tear stew anything?
Flora Rolf
"Steer To Hay," Korn originally "Here To Stay"
Flora Rolf
"Gear We Hoe," Trina originally "Here We Go"
Allison O'Silla
"Here's To The Grab Crass," Allan Sherman originally "Here's To The Crabgrass"
Bruce Curb
"Here's To The Grab Crass," Allan Sherman originally "Here's To The Crabgrass"
Bruce Curb
"Years to Who," Rascal Flatts originally "Here's to You"
Cotton Lorraine
"Years to Who," Rascal Flatts originally "Here's to You"
Cotton Lorraine
"Be By Hay," Bruce Channel originally "Hey Baby"
Andy Gibb's Free Energy
"Bay Hatter Batter," Trent Tomlinson originally "Hey Batter Batter"
Eva Cave
"Bay Hole Dug," The Beatles originally "Hey Bulldog"
Sarah
"Hey Needy," Shaun Cassidy originally "Hey Deanie"
Adlai Alda
"Gay Hurl," Dashboard Confessional originally "Hey Girl"
Lizzie
"Gay Hurl," Dashboard Confessional originally "Hey Girl"
Naomi Swanson
"Gay Little Hurl," Dee Clark originally "Hey Little Girl"
Bruce Curb
"Hey Nan, Mice Shot," Filter originally "Hey Man, Nice Shot"
Regina Haniger
"Say 'Tan,' Huh?," Carnie And Wendy Wilson originally "Hey Santa"
Regina Haniger
"Lay, Good Hookin'," Hank Williams, Sr. originally "Hey, Good Lookin'"
Sophia Borden
"Pray, Hetty," Poe originally "Hey, Pretty"
Margaret (less massive than my name backwards)
"Hide In Sure Yell," Supertramp originally "Hide In Your Shell"
Ron N. O'Connor
"Shied In Your Hell," Supertramp originally "Hide In Your Shell"
A hell could have much to shy away from.
Sir Ron Norris
"I Haul The Thyme," 50 Cent originally "High All The Time"
Dawn Anwad
"I Haul The Time," 50 Cent originally "High All The Time"
However one hauls time!
Dawn Anwad
"Di, Hand Rye," Radiohead originally "High And Dry"
Regina Haniger
"Dry And High," Radiohead originally "High And Dry"
Regina Haniger
"Nigh A Huff," Damn Yankees originally "High Enough"
Sir Ron Norris
"Tie On A Mountain Hop," Marty Stuart originally "High On A Mountain Top"
Melissa Conway
"I Yawn. Who?," Survivor originally "High On You"
Mae Beam
"I Yawn. Who?," Survivor originally "High On You"
Mae Beam
"The Rye Hoed," Broken Bells originally "The High Road"
Bellwether That Wants Its Ramparts Back
"My Water Hark," Iced Earth originally "High Water Mark"
Allison O'Silla
"High Hay To Well," AC/DC originally "Highway To Hell"
Janice Ferrell
"Tie Hay, Woo Hell," AC/DC originally "Highway To Hell"
Janice Ferrell
"Sqip To Be Hair," Huey Lewis & The News originally "Hip To Be Square"
sqip: tiny microcomputer -- a hair growing compute
Peter
"Hip To High Mart," The Band Perry originally "Hip To My Heart"
Sabrina Flowe
"Chippy Hick," Soho originally "Hippychick"
Evangeline York
"Chippy Hick," Soho originally "Hippychick"
Evangeline York
"His Spy Is On The Arrow," Lauryn Hill originally "His Eye Is On The Sparrow"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"His Past Lane Ting," Manic Street Preachers originally "His Last Painting"
B1982
"Wiz Last Hawk," Blessthefall originally "His Last Walk"
The last hawk that a wizard had
Waldo D. Law
"Shit Be With Your Mess Hot," Pat Benatar originally "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Peter
"Hit Bee With Your Messed Shot," Pat Benatar originally "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Joanna Whitmire
"Mitt Or Hiss," New Found Glory originally "Hit Or Miss"
Andy Gibb's Free Energy
"Bit That Perfect Heat," Bronski Beat originally "Hit That Perfect Beat"
Allison O'Silla
"Flit the Whore," Linkin Park originally "Hit the Floor"
Lizzie
"Flit The Whore," Linkin Park originally "Hit The Floor"
Terror Reid
"Grit The Hound Running," Alice Merton originally "Hit The Ground Running"
A hound named 'Grit'?
Adlai Alda
"Rich In A Hide," Vanity Fare originally "Hitchin' A Ride"
Anna Faris Wheel
"Mitt Hand," Laughing Hyenas originally "Hitman"
Lefty Lucy
"Bits Hum "Free Thong"," Cypress Hill originally "Hits From The Bong"
Fiscal Cliff Richard
"Hits From "Bee Thong"," Cypress Hill originally "Hits From The Bong"
Fiscal Cliff Richard
"Fritz, Hum "The Bong"," Cypress Hill originally "Hits From The Bong"
Regina Haniger
"Slobo Humpin' Hobo Babe," Whale originally "Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe"
Robin Pancho
"Bold Hack The Night," The Trammps originally "Hold Back The Night"
Karen Smith
"Bold Knack The Height," The Trammps originally "Hold Back The Night"
Karen Smith
"Bold Hack, The River," James Bay originally "Hold Back The River"
Renee Keener
"Told "Hack The Beers"," Wang Chung originally "Hold Back The Tears"
Margo Gram
"Moldy In Your Harms," Pixie Lott originally "Hold Me In Your Arms"
Rhoda Dohr
"Meld No How," The Thompson Twins originally "Hold Me Now"
Peter
"Hold Three, Mill Key, Miss Me," Mel Carter originally "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me"
H. Tim Smith
"Hold Key, Mill Three, Miss Me," Mel Carter originally "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me"
H. Tim Smith
"Hold Key, Thrill Me, Miss Me," Mel Carter originally "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me"
Regina Haniger
"Mold Me, Hill Three, Miss Key," Mel Carter originally "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me"
H. Tim Smith
"Mold Key, Hill Three, Miss Me," Mel Carter originally "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me"
H. Tim Smith
"Old Han," Wilson Phillips originally "Hold On"
Han Solo lived a pretty long time.
Enoch Lighbulb
"Told On Height," Electric Light Orchestra originally "Hold On Tight"
Janice Ferrell
"Old Con, I'm Humming," Sam & Dave originally "Hold On, I'm Coming"
Reggie Pillbox
"Cold On, I'm Humming," Sam & Dave originally "Hold On, I'm Coming"
Reggie Pillbox
"Come On, I'm Holding," Sam & Dave originally "Hold On, I'm Coming"
Tiffany Carriker
"Told You Height," Tara Kemp originally "Hold You Tight"
Adlai Alda
"Mole In High Heart," Blackhawk originally "Hole In My Heart"
Bruce Curb
"Hole In High Mart," Blackhawk originally "Hole In My Heart"
Bruce Curb
"Shoal In My Who?," Traffic originally "Hole In My Shoe"
Gordy N. Knott
"Mole In High Shoe," Traffic originally "Hole In My Shoe"
Gordy N. Knott
"Doll A Hay Road," Lindsey Buckingham originally "Holiday Road"
However a doll could be a hay road
Blake DeKalb
"Doll A Hay Road," Lindsey Buckingham originally "Holiday Road"
However a doll could be a hay road
Blake DeKalb
"Wally... I'm The Hun," Son Of Dork originally "Holly... I'm The One"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Wally Hood," Collective Soul originally "Hollywood"
James Gangsta
"Wally Hood Swinging," Kool & The Gang originally "Hollywood Swinging"
Mary Byram
"Wally Hood Town," Harriet Schock originally "Hollywood Town"
Sutch
"Lowly Is The Horde," Meredith Andrews originally "Holy Is The Lord"
Carmen Vortex Street
"Tolee Hutch," Foxy Shazam originally "Holy Touch"
The Mole
"Holy Doors...The Punishment Woo," Megadeth originally "Holy Wars...The Punishment Due"
Lori Tirol
"Holy Doors...The Punishment Woo," Megadeth originally "Holy Wars...The Punishment Due"
Lori Tirol
"Foam Whore The Holidays," The Carpenters originally "Home For The Holidays"
How does a foam whore fit in with holidays?
Kris Kringle Aguilera
"Home 'Bove The Rave," Jody Miller originally "Home Of The Brave"
'Bove = short for "Above"
Bellwether That Wants Its Ramparts Back
"Home Stew, My Elf," Melissa Manchester originally "Home To Myself"
Dawn Anwad
"Home Bird Wound," Simon & Garfunkel originally "Homeward Bound"
Wound (rhymes with hound) , past tense of wind
Ned MacCamden
"Runny Whole," AC/DC originally "Honey Roll"
Ewww!
Josh
"Bunny to the Hee," Billie Piper originally "Honey to the Bee"
Helen Back
"Catty Honk," Elton John originally "Honky Cat"
British Bullcrap
"Hooray For Wally Hood," Doris Day originally "Hooray For Hollywood"
Marlene L. Ram
"Hooray For Wally Hood," Doris Day originally "Hooray For Hollywood"
Marlene L. Ram
"Hopes Go As Tray," Northern Pikes originally "Hopes Go Astray"
Emily Lime
"Stork Hoe Grange," Steeleye Span originally "Horkstow Grange"
H. Tim Smith
"Neigh, Horse With No Aim," America originally "A Horse With No Name"
Natalie Portmanteau Word
"A Norse With Ho Name," America originally "A Horse With No Name"
Regina Haniger
"Cough Hottie," Sage The Gemini originally "Hot Coffee"
Mary Byram
"Cot Hop," Village People originally "Hot Cop"
Regina Haniger
"Tot Whore Feature," Van Halen originally "Hot For Teacher"
Terror Reid
"Sot Fun In The Hummer Time," Sly & The Family Stone originally "Hot Fun In The Summertime"
Mary Byram
"Got Earl"s Hen Love," Loverboy originally "Hot Girls In Love"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Hot Earls In Glove," Loverboy originally "Hot Girls In Love"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Got Hurls In Love," Loverboy originally "Hot Girls In Love"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Let Hogs," Rod Stewart originally "Hot Legs"
What does Rod want us to let hogs do?
Peter
"Cotton Hold," Katy Perry originally "Hot N Cold"
Toni Minot
"Pot Hoop," Frank Zappa originally "Hot Poop"
Megan Ura
"Pot Hoop," Frank Zappa originally "Hot Poop"
Megan Ura
Sheila Evans
"Sot Hand," Shocking Blue originally "Hot Sand"
Andy Gibb's Free Energy
"Sot Hummer," Monrose originally "Hot Summer"
Anonymous
"Sot Hummer Nights," Walter Egan originally "Hot Summer Nights"
Lisa Basil
"Not Summer Heights," Walter Egan originally "Hot Summer Nights"
Lisa Basil
"Sot Hummer Nights," Walter Egan originally "Hot Summer Nights"
Lisa Basil
"Sot Number Heights," Walter Egan originally "Hot Summer Nights"
"Number" as in more numb
Lisa Basil
"Not Summer Heights," Walter Egan originally "Hot Summer Nights"
Lisa Basil
"Hot Number Sights," Walter Egan originally "Hot Summer Nights"
"Number" as in more numb
Lisa Basil
"Toe Hell Room," Pitbull originally "Hotel Room"
Hank E. Panky
"Lot Blind Hing," Drake originally "Hotline Bling"
Cotton Lorraine
"Downed Hog ," Elvis Presley originally "Hound Dog"
An ode to a recently deceased pig?
Peter
"Downed Hog Man," Fabian originally "Hound Dog Man"
Hannah Bullecter
"Mound Hog Dan," Fabian originally "Hound Dog Man"
Hannah Bullecter
"The House Of Loo Blights," Chuck Miller originally "The House Of Blue Lights"
Regina Haniger
"The Louse Of Blue Heights," Chuck Miller originally "The House Of Blue Lights"
Regina Haniger
"The Blouse Of Loo Heights," Chuck Miller originally "The House Of Blue Lights"
Regina Haniger
"Louse Of Jealous Hovers," Rapture originally "House Of Jealous Lovers"
Eva Shortoria
"The Souse Of The Rising Hun," The Animals originally "The House Of The Rising Sun"
Allison O'Silla
"Fouse On Hire," Mimi Webb originally "House On Fire"
Dongquan
"Pee House Slant Thong," Audio Adrenaline originally "The Houseplant Song"
Mae Beam
"Pee House Slant Thong," Audio Adrenaline originally "The Houseplant Song"
Mae Beam
"Houston (Means I'm Done Way Closer To You)," Larry Gatlin & The Gatlin Brothers Band originally "Houston (Means I'm One Day Closer To You)"
Fiona Montrose
"Bow -- A Cowgirl Says Good "Hi"," Tracy Lawrence originally "How A Cowgirl Says Goodbye"
Toni Minot
"How's A Bar," OMC originally "How Bizarre"
Jennifer Howard
"Yow, Can I Unlove Who," Lynn Anderson originally "How Can I Unlove You"
Bob
"Wow Can You Mistreat The Hun You Love," Jean & The Darlings originally "How Can You Mistreat The One You Love"
Hilary Nevis
"Cow Hum," D12 originally "How Come"
Ron N. O'Connor
"Wow, Could You Haunt Him?," Spin Doctors originally "How Could You Want Him?"
Halloweena Jolie
"Wow, Do You Haunt It!," Tupac Shakur originally "How Do You Want It?"
Halloweena Jolie
"How I Could Just Mill A Can," Cypress Hill originally "How I Could Just Kill A Man"
Ned MacCamden
"How To Piss A Deer Completely," Radiohead originally "How To Disappear Completely"
Tiffany Furlong
"Now Was I To Hoe?," Reba McEntire originally "How Was I To Know?"
Joanna Whitmire
"Know Hill I Wow," Whitney Houston originally "How Will I Know"
Peter
"Now Will I Hoe?," Whitney Houston originally "How Will I Know?"
Joanna Whitmire
"Two-Man Hutch," Bruce Springsteen originally "Human Touch"
Rocky
"Dump Be Hump," Red Hot Chili Peppers originally "Hump De Bump"
Lisa Basil
"Hump Be Dump," Red Hot Chili Peppers originally "Hump De Bump"
Lisa Basil
"Dump He Bump," Red Hot Chili Peppers originally "Hump De Bump"
Lisa Basil
"Bump De Hump," Red Hot Chili Peppers originally "Hump De Bump"
Lisa Basil
"Younger Of The Hung.," Attack In Black. originally "Hunger Of The Young."
HILARIOUS.
Salex.
"Ton Wing For Hitches," Bloc Party originally "Hunting For Witches"
Tara Gilmer
"Fun Wing Tore Hitches," Bloc Party originally "Hunting For Witches"
Tara Gilmer
"Gurdy Murdy Hand," Donovan originally "Hurdy Gurdy Man"
British Bullcrap
"Burt So Had," Linda Ronstadt originally "Hurt So Bad"
Burt so had what?
Leanne Cantrell(not to fret; relling is overrated)
"Dry, Huh?," Toto originally "Hydra"
Tess O. Gosset

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