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A spoonerism occurs when the first letters or syllables of two or more words get swapped. The term spoonerism is named in honor of the Reverend William Archibald Spooner whose students used to write down all the instances of spoonerisms that he made. This page focuses on spoonerisms in song titles.

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Entries Beginning with A

"Amuse Bee," Silverchair originally "Abuse Me"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Space Of Aides," Motorhead originally "Ace Of Spades"
Jamie Burke
"A Hair Of The Fart," Rick Springfield originally "Affair Of The Heart"
How can a fart have any hairs?
Tiffany Furlong
"Allayed Of Sun Fright," Marillion originally "Afraid Of Sunlight"
Sonya Raynos
"A Daft Flourishing," Marillion originally "Afraid Of Sunlight"
Sonya Raynos
"A Dilator's Huffing," Marillion originally "Afraid Of Sunlight"
Sonya Raynos
"Shuffling A Trio Ad," Marillion originally "Afraid Of Sunlight"
Sonya Raynos
"Hoarding A Fistful," Marillion originally "Afraid Of Sunlight"
Sonya Raynos
"Rafter The Old Gush," Neil Young originally "After The Gold Rush"
Mercedes Morgan
"After The Rolled Gush," Neil Young originally "After The Gold Rush"
Lisa Basil
"After The Glove Has Awn," Earth Wind & Fire originally "After The Love Has Gone"
Awn = a bristle, such as projects from a grasses
Holly Stefan
"Ain't Got Ho Gnome," Clarence Henry originally "Ain't Got No Home"
Angela Sleepyhorse
"Saint Livin' In Inn No More," Paul Thorne originally "Ain't Livin' In Sin No More"
And avoiding bad grammar to boot.
Toni Minot
"Ball About That Ace," Meghan Trainor originally "All About That Bass"
Stephanie Craddock
"Saul By My Elf," Eric Carmen originally "All By Myself"
How can a ball sigh any utterance?
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Ball Sigh "My Elf"," Eric Carmen originally "All By Myself"
How can a ball sigh any utterance?
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Saul By My Elf," Eric Carmen originally "All By Myself"
How can a ball sigh any utterance?
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Fall Consuming Ire," Jennifer Knapp originally "All Consuming Fire"
Ire can take one directly from summer to winter?
Dionne Peacewick
"Gll Iope Hs Aone," Slipknot originally "All Hope Is Gone"
Ugghhh......
Glenn rousseau
"All I Really Daunt To Woo," The Byrds originally "All I Really Want To Do"
Regina Haniger
"Haul In My Ed," Fifth Harmony originally "All In My Head"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Haul In My Ed," Fifth Harmony originally "All In My Head"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Wall In The Suit That You Air," Stone Temple Pilots originally "All In The Suit That You Wear"
Mary Byram
"Mall Eye Lovin'," The Beatles originally "All My Lovin'"
Jamie Burke
"Lull My Oven," The Beatles originally "All My Lovin'"
Jamie Burke
"All Night Row," Free originally "All Right Now"
Tess O. Gosset
"Saul Hook Up," Elvis Presley originally "All Shook Up"
The King
"All Fat I'm Living Thor," Evanescence originally "All That I'm Living For"
Lizzie
"Gall The Old In California," Larry Gatlin And The Gatlin Brothers originally "All The Gold In California"
Now why would one want to do that?
Rhoda Dohr
"All Brings Tight Hand Beautiful," Traditional originally "All Things Bright And Beautiful"
MOR
"Paul Things Must Ass," George Harrison originally "All Things Must Pass"
Blake DeKalb
"Alger Lies," Paul Simon originally "Allergies"
Sutch
"All Coast Mutt High Mare," Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young originally "Almost Cut My Hair"
Ah, a contorted transformation!
Kristin Carpenter
"Almost Mutt High Care," Crosby, Stills And Nash originally "Almost Cut My Hair"
The dog groomer that could've been.
Josh
"All Mice Dare A Post," Loverboy originally "Almost Paradise"
Daryl Hannah Montana
"Annul," Heart originally "Alone"
Opie M.
"Anole," Heart originally "Alone"
Anole=type of lizard, pseudo"chameleons" of N. Am.
Reese Witherspoonerism
"A Knoll," Heart originally "Alone"
MOR
"Gall Ready On," Kelly Clarkson originally "Already Gone"
On what?
Selena Stopmez
"All Night Row," Michael Jackson originally "Alright Now"
Ron N. O'Connor
"Am I Using Lou," The Partridge Family originally "Am I Losing You"
Rhonda Blankenship
"A Grazing Mace," Judy Collins originally "Amazing Grace"
Peggy Pollock
"Among Sigh Movin' Ears," Connie Francis originally "Among My Souvenirs"
Marcia Todd
"Man, Innocent Ann," Billy Joel originally "An Innocent Man"
Linda Radnil
"Ed Can Wed Dan," The Hooters originally "And We Danced"
Wherever gay marriage has ben legalized
Sheila Koffel
"Ed Caned Dawn," The Hooters originally "And We Danced"
Sheila Koffel
"Can We Add Den," The Hooters originally "And We Danced"
Sheila Koffel
"Dawn Caned Ed," The Hooters originally "And We Danced"
Sheila Koffel
"Can We Add End," The Hooters originally "And We Danced"
Sheila Koffel
"Frannie, My Cooking End," Ella Jenkins originally "Annie My Cooking Friend"
Nicole Velocin
"Brother Nick in the Wall," Pink Floyd originally "Another Brick in the Wall"
B1982
"A Brother Nick In The Wall," Pink Floyd originally "Another Brick In The Wall"
Lisa Rose
"Another Wick In The Brawl," Pink Floyd originally "Another Brick in The Wall"
What roll wicks play in a brawl, I don't know.
Audrey Ruiz
"Another Wick in the Brawl," Pink Floyd originally "Another Brick in the Wall"
Lefty Lucy
"Another Whack In The Brill," Pink Floyd originally "Another Brick In The Wall"
What's happened to our intellligence under Bush?
Peter
"A Number Nail In Thy Heart," Squeeze originally "Another Nail In My Heart"
Number as in more numb ("b" is silent)
Linda Radnil
"Another Hail In Nigh Mart," Squeeze originally "Another Nail In My Heart"
Linda Radnil
"A Mother Nail In Nigh Heart," Squeeze originally "Another Nail In My Heart"
Linda Radnil
"Another Wrong About The Seine," Cracker originally "Another Song About The Rain"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Panty Op," The Gazette originally "Anti Pop"
Op, as in short for option
Mae Beam
"Manse Arching," Dave Matthews Band originally "Ants Marching"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Any Son Can Wee," Irene Cara originally "Anyone Can See"
Stan Doff
"Anywhere Hut Beer," Chris Cagle originally "Anywhere But Here"
Drew Scarymore
"A Lodge O' Pies," OneRepublic originally "Apologize"
What's that? A new restaurant chain?
Jonathan S.
"April Duels Faye," Marty Robbins originally "April Fool's Day"
Ned MacCamden
"Shape Real Hours," Al Jolson originally "April Showers"
Marge Pegram
"Shape Real Hours," Al Jolson originally "April Showers"
Jessica Bilezebub
"Are We Sour Elves?," The Fixx originally "Are We Ourselves?"
Justin B. Burr
"Are You Gonna Miss Key Or Not," Thompson Square originally "Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Not"
Doodah Bobo
"Part Of Artie's," Japan originally "Art Of Parties"
Part of Artie's what?
Donna Fargo North Dakota Fanning The Flames
"Art Ghoul Squirrel," Stone Temple Pilots originally "Art School Girl"
Beverly Stiles
"As Wrong As The Rose Is Led," Florraine Darlin originally "As Long As The Rose Is Red"
Emily Lime
"As Gere's Bowtie," Marianne Faithfull originally "As Tears Go By"
Gere, as in Richard Gere
Lisa Basil
"At Beers Tow Guy," Marianne Faithfull originally "As Tears Go By"
How could beers tow Guy (or a guy)?
Dawn Anwad
"As Beers Go Tie," The Rolling Stones originally "As Tears Go By"
Rachel Blattington
"As Beers Go Tie," Marianne Faithfull originally "As Tears Go By"
What can beers tie?
Lisa Basil
"As Beers Toe Guy," The Rolling Stones originally "As Tears Go By"
Rachel Blattington
"As Gears Bow Tie," The Rolling Stones originally "As Tears Go By"
Rachel Blattington
"As The Sun Bill Turns A Sway," Ten Years After originally "As The Sun Still Burns Away"
Regina Haniger
"As Leeway," Kelly Price originally "As We Lay"
Roxanne Drake
"Pat 'ems Or Feast," Thom Yorke originally "Atoms For Peace"
At least it's a spoonerism and not an anagram.
Rocky
"Poems To Carafe," Thom Yorke originally "Atoms For Peace"
Brianna Holden
"Promotes A Cafe," Thom Yorke originally "Atoms For Peace"
Brianna Holden
"Sold Ang Line," Traditional originally "Auld Lang Syne"
New Year's Baby
"Away Mom Free," Evanescence originally "Away From Me"
Lizzie
"A Gay Wee Woe," Valencia originally "Away We Go"
Regina Haniger

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