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A spoonerism occurs when the first letters or syllables of two or more words get swapped. The term spoonerism is named in honor of the Reverend William Archibald Spooner whose students used to write down all the instances of spoonerisms that he made. This page focuses on spoonerisms in song titles.

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Entries Beginning with F

"Maceless Fan," Creed originally "Faceless Man"
Ron N. O'Connor
"Manless Face," Creed originally "Faceless Man"
Sequel to "Eyes Without A Face"
Rocky
"The Lax Of Fife," Cam'ron originally "The Facts Of Life"
Sir Ron Norris
"Fade In You Too," Mazzy Star originally "Fade Into You"
Sarah Topsian
"Fairy Nail Of Yew Torque," The Pogues originally "Fairytale Of New York"
Waldo D. Law
"Take Plastic Freeze," Radiohead originally "Fake Plastic Trees"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Paula Fart," Sabrina Carpenter originally "Fall Apart"
Lois Teem
"Paula Fart," 1208 originally "Fall Apart"
Angie O'Plasty
"Fouling Ought," Ween originally "Falling Out"
A spoonerism previously misposted as space change
The Quirkfetch Kid
"Paul's A Fart," Sugar Ray originally "Falls Apart"
Rock Maninoff
"Malls On Fee," Fuel originally "Falls On Me"
Evil Olive
"Lamest Fast Words," My Chemical Romance originally "Famous Last Words"
Dratsum Wolley
"Dan, Gang Foe," Steve Miller Band originally "Fandango"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Care Well To The Frown," Chumbawamba originally "Farewell To The Crown"
Ron N. O'Connor
"Cast As You Fan," Fiona Apple originally "Fast As You Can"
Ruby Spinel
"Fat Scar," Tracy Chapman originally "Fast Car"
Lydia Idyl
"Cast Far," Tracy Chapman originally "Fast Car"
Someone threw somwthing far away.
Toni Minot
"Faster Than The Need Of Spite," Bonnie Tyler originally "Faster Than Tha Speed Of Night "
Brianna Holden
"Fap Lit," Sum 41 originally "Fat Lip"
Lizzie
"Fit Lap," Sum 41 originally "Fat Lip"
Lizzie
"Fat Ban In The Math Tub," Little Feat originally "Fat Man In The Bathtub"
Anna Faris Wheel
"Saw There and Fun," Cat Stevens originally "Father and Son"
~from the album "Fee Tore the Miller Tan"
Benski Korhonen
"O Thorn's Fate," Queen originally "Father To Son"
Claire Annette Player
"O Thorn Feast," Queen originally "Father To Son"
Claire Annette Player
"O Thorn's Feat," Queen originally "Father To Son"
Claire Annette Player
"O A Thorn Fest," Queen originally "Father To Son"
Claire Annette Player
"Weed The Furled," Band-Aid originally "Feed The World"
Monica Harpootlian
"Eel Good Fink," Gorillaz originally "Feel Good Inc."
Shelley Potts
"Meal Like Faking Love," Bad Company originally "Feel Like Making Love"
Joe Haynes
"Neil The Feed," Anita Baker originally "Feel The Need"
Peculiar name for a feed!
Selena Stopmez
"Stealing Groovy (59th Beat Fridge Song)," Simon And Garfunkel originally "Feeling Groovy (59th Street Bridge Song)"
Heck Noover Nuck
"Feet Don't Mail Fee Now," Utopia originally "Feet Don't Fail Me Now"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Meat Don't Fail Fee Now," Utopia originally "Feet Don't Fail Me Now"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Belle In Love With A Foy," Joss Stone originally "Fell In Love With A Boy"
Foy= Scots for parting gift or drink.
Allison O'Silla
"Dell On Flack Bays," Soundgarden originally "Fell On Black Days"
Audrey Ruiz
"Dell On Back Flays," Soundgarden originally "Fell On Black Days"
Audrey Ruiz
"Bell On Flack Days," Soundgarden originally "Fell On Black Days"
Audrey Ruiz
"Ill Fee Men," Craig David originally "Fill Me In"
Martina McBride Of Frankenstein
"Why Mind Fay," P.O.D. originally "Find My Way"
Regina Haniger
"Wind My Fay," P.O.D. originally "Find My Way"
Regina Haniger
"Mindin' A Good Fan," Danielle Peck originally "Findin' A Good Man"
Sonya Raynos
"Hinding Foam," Saosin originally "Finding Home"
Lizzie
"Mine and Fellow," Lou Rawls originally "Fine and Mellow"
Raphael
"Ire Fanned Ice," Pat Benatar originally "Fire And Ice"
Fiona Pear
"Dire For A Fry Mouth," Between The Buried And Me originally "Fire For A Dry Mouth"
Regina Haniger
"Lyre Fake," Bob Seger originally "Fire Lake"
Janice Ferrell
"Mire On The Fountain," The Grateful Dead originally "Fire On The Mountain"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Wire Fork," Katy Perry originally "Firework"
Jill Jacks
"Hearst Fad Babbit," Vanessa Hudgens originally "First Bad Habit"
Veronica Krumpfelhagen
"Burst Fad Habit," Vanessa Hudgens originally "First Bad Habit"
Stan E. Cox-Hyde
"First Had Babbit," Vanessa Hudgens originally "First Bad Habit"
Veronica Krumpfelhagen
"The Nursed Foe, Elle," Traditional originally "The First Noel"
Mary Ann Brite
"The Nursed Foe L," Traditional originally "The First Noel"
Came between nursed foes K and M?
Marcia Todd
"The Worst Foe, Nell," Traditional originally "The First Nowell"
Mary Ann Brite
"Thirst Mare Is A Fountain," Donovan originally "First There Is A Mountain"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Thirst Fare Is A Mountain," Donovan originally "First There Is A Mountain"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Hive Colours In Her Fair," McFly originally "Five Colours In Her Hair"
Nautical Miley Cyrus McCormick Spice Girls
"Mix Fee," Rise Against originally "Fix Me"
For mixing something that isn't mixed for free
Lauren Overstreet
"Fames Love Passion," Stormrider originally "Flames Of Passion"
Regina Haniger
"Lash Flight," Parliament originally "Flash Light"
Sutch
"Oat Flawn," Floaters originally "Float On"
Lefty Lucy
"Eye Gnat Flight," Chilliwack originally "Fly At Night"
Jessica Childress
"Nigh Fly Bite," Rush originally "Fly By Night"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Nigh By Flight," Rush originally "Fly By Night"
What was the question?
"Bi Nye Flight," Rush originally "Fly By Night"
Rocky
"My High Flea Shell," Enuff Z'Nuff originally "Fly High Michelle"
Connie Brady
"My Flea To The Moon," Frank Sinatra originally "Fly Me To The Moon"
Many might have wanted to send fleas there.
Connie Brady
"Hollow My Fart," REO Speedwagon originally "Follow My Heart"
Nutmeg Ryan
"Hollow Your Fart," Nikki Webster originally "Follow Your Heart"
Marlene L. Ram
"Balsam Prison Flues," Johnny Cash originally "Folsom Prison Blues"
Andrea Greenleaf
"Cool To Fry," The Rolling Stones originally "Fool To Cry"
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"Ghoul's Fame," Richard Marx originally "Fool's Game"
Blake DeKalb
"Ghoul's Fold," Petra originally "Fool's Gold"
Allison O'Silla
"Bullish Feet," Debbie Gibson originally "Foolish Beat"
Marge Pegram
"Ghoulish Fames," Jewel originally "Foolish Games"
Zooey Des Chanel #5
"Ghoulish Little Furl," The Shirelles originally "Foolish Little Girl"
Linda Radnil
"Fools Mike Lee," Vanessa Carlton originally "Fools Like Me"
Make it three Vanessas in a row?
Deirdre Collins
"For Whack Of Letter Birds," Restless Heart originally "For Lack Of Better Words"
I can't believe this one was missed!
Rpollck
"For Back Of Letter Words," Restless Heart originally "For Lack Of Better Words"
Words added to back of a letter changed things.
Ava Murphy
"For Lack Of Wetter Birds," Restless Heart originally "For Lack Of Better Words"
Julia Cox
"More Fee This Is Heaven," Jimmy Eat World originally "For Me This Is Heaven"
Lizzie
"Sore Pete's Fake," Yellowcard originally "For Pete's Sake"
Donna Fargo North Dakota Fanning The Flames
"Poor Feet's Sake," Yellowcard originally "For Pete's Sake"
Donna Fargo North Dakota Fanning The Flames
"Poor Seat's Fake," Yellowcard originally "For Pete's Sake"
Donna Fargo North Dakota Fanning The Flames
"Roar, Phil," Christina Milian originally "For Real"
American Idle
"Gore The Food Times," Ray Price originally "For The Good Times"
Country
"Thor Foes About To Rot," Soulfly originally "For Those About To Rot"
They were in the "Avengers" movie!
Natalie Portmanteau Word
"For Boom The Hell Tolls," The Bee Gees originally "For Whom The Bell Tolls"
Heidi Claire
"Whore Tomb The Belle Foals," Metallica originally "For Whom The Bell Tolls"
Marlene L. Ram
"Boar Tomb The Hell Foals," The Bee Gees originally "For Whom The Bell Tolls"
Heidi Claire
"For Boom The Hell Tolls," Metallica originally "For Whom The Bell Tolls"
Marlene L. Ram
"For Tomb The Bell Holes," The Bee Gees originally "For Whom The Bell Tolls"
Heidi Claire
"Orphan Affair," Mike Oldfield originally "Foreign Affair"
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Sore Fakin'," Dream Theater originally "Forsaken"
Fakin' certain things might make one sore.
Trevor Overt
"Forty Grades Of Sheen," Johnny Cash originally "Forty Shades Of Green"
Scarlett Lopez
"Shorty Fades Of Green," Johnny Cash originally "Forty Shades Of Green"
Regina Haniger
"Shorty Fades Of Green," Johnny Cash originally "Forty Shades Of Green"
Regina Haniger
"Wound My Faye," Angel Pam West originally "Found My Way"
Angelina Laide
"Sound That Foal," Manic Street Preachers originally "Found That Soul"
B1982
"Spore Fig Beakers," Whale originally "Four Big Speakers"
Swede
"War Pink Falls," Alessia Cara originally "Four Pink Walls"
Sabrina Flowe
"Poor Wink Falls," Alessia Cara originally "Four Pink Walls"
However a wink can fall....
Sabrina Flowe
"The Sore Feesons," Antonio Vivaldi originally "The Four Seasons"
Winter Pepper
"Store Wrong Friends," Bobby Bare originally "Four Strong Winds"
Lori Tirol
"War Strong Friends," Bobby Bare originally "Fout Strong Winds"
Sonia Rinzaimayor
"The Socks in the Foe," Belle & Sebastian originally "The Fox in the Snow"
Josh
"Fragile...Candle With Hare," Cherrelle originally "Fragile...Handle With Care"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Fragile...Candle With Hair," Cherrelle originally "Fragile...Handle With Care"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Fragile...Candle With Hair," Cherrelle originally "Fragile...Handle With Care"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Freak Mike Lee," Adina Howard originally "Freak Like Me"
Monica Harpootlian
"Free Or Fall," Ted Nugent originally "Free For All"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Bench Fraud River," The Stillwater Hobos originally "French Broad River"
Penny Nichols
"Shear Fir," Quicksilver Messenger Service originally "Fresh Air"
Helena Hoover
"Shear Fir," Quicksilver Messenger Service originally "Fresh Air"
Helena Hoover
"Far Shire," Quicksilver Messenger Service originally "Fresh Air"
Helena Hoover
"Rash Fire," Quicksilver Messenger Service originally "Fresh Air"
Helena Hoover
"Nigh Day Fright," Katrina Carlson originally "Friday Night"
R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"Eyed Frickin' Band Cheer," Glay originally "Fried Chicken And Beer"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Hum "Fry Med" To My Heart," Evan And Jaron originally "From My Head To My Heart"
Emily Lime
"Mum High Fred To My Heart," Evan And Jaron originally "From My Head To My Heart"
Emily Lime
"From High Med To High Mart," Evan And Jaron originally "From My Head To My Heart"
Emily Lime
"Mum High Fred To My Heart," Evan And Jaron originally "From My Head To My Heart"
Emily Lime
"Mum Fry Head To High Mart," Evan And Jaron originally "From My Head To My Heart"
Emily Lime
"Puck Fee Mumps," Amy Winehouse originally "Fuck Me Pumps"
Kerianne Hopkins
"Fuck Pee Mumps," Amy Winehouse originally "Fuck Me Pumps"
Ursula Turpin
"Muck Fee Pumps," Amy Winehouse originally "Fuck Me Pumps"
Clear enough -- pumps that pump muck for a fee!
Kerianne Hopkins
"Junky Fudge," Bull And The Matadors originally "Funky Judge"
Barry Amassa Tate
"Sunny How Time Flips Away," Willie Nelson originally "Funny How Time Slips Away"
Rick O'Shea
"Funny How Slime Tips Away," Willie Nelson originally "Funny How Time Slips Away"
Regina Haniger
"Funny How Time Whips A Sleigh," Willie Nelson originally "Funny How Time Slips Away"
Regina Haniger

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