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A spoonerism occurs when the first letters or syllables of two or more words get swapped. The term spoonerism is named in honor of the Reverend William Archibald Spooner whose students used to write down all the instances of spoonerisms that he made. This page focuses on spoonerisms in song titles.
Entries Beginning with J
"Janet Names The Plaques," Ash originally "Jack Names The Planets"
Joanna Whitmire
"Jack Of Tall Raids," Bruce Springsteen originally "Jack Of All Trades"
Kristin Carpenter
"Track Of All Jades," Bruce Springsteen originally "Jack Of All Trades"
Tess O. Gosset
"Jack Of Trawl Aides," Bruce Springsteen originally "Jack Of All Trades"
Kristin Carpenter
"Pack Jot," The Drifters originally "Jackpot"
Consuela Sanchez
"Royal House Jack," Elvis Presley originally "Jailhouse Rock"
Peter
"Rail House Jock," Elvis Presley originally "Jailhouse Rock"
Blue Jay Leno
"Baked On Green Jeers," Alkaline Trio originally "Jaked On Green Beers"
Andy Gibb's Free Energy
"Dame's Jean," Goo Goo Dolls originally "James Dean"
Carmen Mistletoe
"Sane Jays," Jane's Addiction originally "Jane Says"
I'm glad the bluejays haven't gone insane.
Patricia McClure
"Racy Jay," All Time Low originally "Jasey Rae"
Dionne Peacewick
"A. Jenson," David Dundas originally "Jeans On"
Bambi (one with a gall bladder)
"Ian's John," David Dundas originally "Jeans On"
Morley Deadlier
"E. Janson," David Dundas originally "Jeans On"
Bambi (one with a gall bladder)
"Jan's Eon," David Dundas originally "Jeans On"
Bambi (one with a gall bladder)
"Bellyjelly," The Smashing Pumpkins originally "Jellybelly"
Bellyjelly sounds like Kellybelly sounds like...
Mickey D.
"May Sue Joy Of Jan's Desiring," Sarah Brightman originally "Jesu, Joy Of Man's Desiring"
Lydia Idyl
"Susus Christ, Jeeperstar," Cast of 'Jesus Christ, Superstar' originally "Jesus Christ, Superstar"
Mona Little
"Sesus Christ, Juperstar," Cast of 'Jesus Christ, Superstar' originally "Jesus Christ, Superstar"
Mona Little
"Jim Blow Crews," Lead Belly originally "Jim Crow Blues"
Gordy N. Knott
"Jimmy Loves Airy Man," Looking Glass originally "Jimmy Loves Mary Anne"
Alanis More Upset
"Bengal Gel Rock," Bobby Helms originally "JIngle Bell Rock"
Daisy Pappus
"Bingle Jels," Traditional originally "Jingle Bells"
Christmas
"Low Jean," Dolly Parton originally "Jolene"
Millie Henry
"Jolly Souled Ain't Nicholas," Traditional originally "Jolly Old Saint Nicholas"
No, Nicholas is the one with the jolly soul.
Donna Rand Blitzen
"Jolly Sold Ain't Nicholas," Traditional originally "Jolly Old Saint Nicholas"
Kris Kringle Aguilera
"Wry Hooted Jolt," Traditional originally "Joy To The World"
Kris Kringle Aguilera
"Toy Thuja World," Traditional originally "Joy To The World"
Thuja = scientific name of arborvitae tree
Kris Kringle Aguilera
"Rotted Howl Joy," Traditional originally "Joy To The World"
Kris Kringle Aguilera
"Wry Jolted Hoot," Traditional originally "Joy To The World"
Kris Kringle Aguilera
"Worthy Jolt Ode," Traditional originally "Joy To The World"
Kris Kringle Aguilera
"Bump Jack," Rufus Thomas originally "Jump Back"
Claire Grayson
"Monkey Jan," Rancid originally "Junkie Man"
Martina McBride Of Frankenstein
"Dust A Jay," Oingo Boingo originally "Just A Day"
Meredith Harshaw
"Dust A Jay," Feeder originally "Just A Day"
Toni Minot
"Adjust Ya," Feeder originally "Just A Day"
Doug Pitts
"Dust A Normal Jay," Supertramp originally "Just A Normal Day"
Toni Minot
"Just A Gong Before I Sew," Crosby, Stills, And Nash originally "Just A Song Before I Go"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Bust A Gong Fee, Sore-eye Joe," Crosby, Stills, And Nash originally "Just A Song Before I Go"
Natalie Starboardman
"Bust A Gong, See Four-eye Joe," Crosby, Stills, And Nash originally "Just A Song Before I Go"
Natalie Starboardman
"Dust Another Jay," Oingo Boingo originally "Just Another Day"
Meredith Harshaw
"Lust, Jess," Edna's Goldfish originally "Just Less"
Natalie Snortman
"Just Hike Leaven," The Cure originally "Just Like Heaven"
If one could find a long enough streak of leaven
Natalie Stonecipher
"Bust, Oh, Jay," Lisa Whelchel originally "Just Obey"
Wendy Torrance
"Just Phone Icks," Ministry originally "Just One Fix"
Hardrock Trevor
"Jinx Of Suet," Ministry originally "Just One Fix"
H. Tim Smith
"Jinx Sue Oft," Ministry originally "Just One Fix"
H. Tim Smith
"Foetus Jinx," Ministry originally "Just One Fix"
H. Tim Smith
"Use Jinx Oft," Ministry originally "Just One Fix"
H. Tim Smith
"Just Rout Of Each," Patsy Cline originally "Just Out Of Reach"
Karen Smith
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