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A spoonerism occurs when the first letters or syllables of two or more words get swapped. The term spoonerism is named in honor of the Reverend William Archibald Spooner whose students used to write down all the instances of spoonerisms that he made. This page focuses on spoonerisms in song titles.

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Entries Beginning with S

"Tess Club Sarpy," S Club 7 originally "S Club Party"
Sarpy is a county in Nebraska.
Waldo D. Law
"Less Cub Party," S Club 7 originally "S Club Party"
Waldo D. Law
"Take Said Rust," One True Voice originally "Sacred Trust"
Helen Football
"Rake Said Trust," One True Voice originally "Sacred Trust"
Helen Football
"The Add Calf Say," The Eagles originally "The Sad Cafe"
Amy Grunt
"Ad Sighed, Lady," The Clean originally "Sad Eyed Lady"
Marlene L. Ram
"Lad Eyed Sadie," The Clean originally "Sad Eyed Lady"
Marlene L. Ram
"Ad Lied, Sadie," The Clean originally "Sad Eyed Lady"
Marlene L. Ram
"Lad Eyed Lady Of The Low Sands," Bob Dylan originally "Sad Eyed Lady Of The Lowlands"
Linda Radnil
"Ad Sighed, "Lady Of The Lowlands"," Bob Dylan originally "Sad Eyed Lady Of The Lowlands"
Rachel Stedman
"Lad Eyed Sadie Of The Lowlands," Bob Dylan originally "Sad Eyed Lady Of The Lowlands"
Linda Radnil
"Ad Sighs," Neil Sedaka originally "Sad Eyes"
How can an ad sigh?
Rachel Stedman
"Gad Sitar," Buffalo Daughter originally "Sad Guitar"
Lucy Slanks
"Sod Sang," The Cars originally "Sad Song"
Singing dirt, what a concept.
New But Old
"Nag A Saw, Michigan," Lefty Frizzell originally "Saginaw, Michigan"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Ail Son," The Commodores originally "Sail On"
MOR
"Lacin' Shoes," Little Feat originally "Sailin' Shoes"
What a lot of shoes are
Multiplication Table Tennis Elbow Macaroni Penguin
"Lacing," Christopher Cross originally "Sailing"
Mary Byram
"Lacing To Paradise," Pablo Cruise originally "Sailing To Paradise"
Lisa Basil
"Pailing To Sarah Dice," Pablo Cruise originally "Sailing To Paradise"
Lisa Basil
"Lacing To Paradice," Pablo Cruise originally "Sailing To Paradise"
Lisa Basil
"Rally Go Sound The Roses," The Jaynetts originally "Sally Go 'Round The Roses"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Galley Sew 'Round The Roses," The Jaynetts originally "Sally Go 'Round The Roses"
Blake DeKalb
"Silly Samson," The Who originally "Sally Simpson"
Doodah Bobo
"Sally Was A Good Gold Earl," Fats Domino originally "Sally Was A Good Old Girl"
H. Tim Smith
"Alley Was A Good Sold Girl," Fats Domino originally "Sally Was A Good Old Girl"
H. Tim Smith
"Mass," Olivia Newton-John originally "Sam"
Olivia goes to Our Lady of Fatima Church.
Hokie Carmichael
"Blame Sudd," The Academy Is... originally "Same Blood"
Lizzie
"Lame Sold Sang Ian," Dan Fogelberg originally "Same Old Lang Syne"
Pronounced 'eye-in'
MOR
"Shat In Seats," Jeannie Pruett originally "Satin Sheets"
Rosie Finch
"Tidy Saturn Hag," Whigfield originally "Saturday Night"
Good to know hags from there can be tidy!
Consuela Sanchez
"Saturday Fright Fish Nigh," Louis Jordan originally "Saturday Night Fish Fry"
Oooooh! Beware those fright fish!
Lori Tirol
"Rave A Horse, Bide A Cow Soy," Big & Rich originally "Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy"
Margo Gram
"Rave A Horse, Side A Cowboy," Big & Rich originally "Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy"
Margo Gram
"Save A Course, Hide A Row, Boy," Big & Rich originally "Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy"
Might make sense in some context!
Britney Spears into pruning hooks
"Cave A Horse, Ride A Sow, Boy," Big & Rich originally "Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy"
Margo Gram
"Rave Fit Or A Saney Day," Stephen Bishop originally "Save It For A Rainy Day"
MOR
"Late It For Saver," The English Beat originally "Save It For Later "
Peter
"Save The Fest Or Blast," Vanessa Williams originally "Save The Best For Last"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Save The Best Lore Fast," Vanessa Williams originally "Save The Best For Last"
Doodah Bobo
"Save The Mast Dance For Lee," The Drifters originally "Save The Last Dance For Me"
Marcia Zarwetten-Grassi
"Save The Mast Lance For Dee," The Drifters originally "Save The Last Dance For Me"
Marcia Zarwetten-Grassi
"Cave Your Misses Sore Fee," Brotherhood Of Man originally "Save Your Kisses For Me"
obscure
"Slave You're Of," Great White originally "Save Your Love"
Dawn Anwad
"Slave You're Of," Great White originally "Save Your Love"
Dawn Anwad
"Cave, You're Same For Me," Natalie Grant originally "Savior Came For Me"
Mary Ann Brite
"Neigh My Same," Destiny's Child originally "Say My Name"
Regina Haniger
"Neigh My Same," Destiny's Child originally "Say My Name"
Regina Haniger
"May Sigh Name," Destiny's Child originally "Say My Name"
Regina Haniger
"Neigh The Same," Margaret Becker originally "Say The Name"
Cant tell those two horses apart by sound
Penelope Beckinsale
"Yay, Sue Will," Foreigner originally "Say You Will"
Mary Byram
"Fream Score Silence," Children Of Bodom originally "Scream For Silence"
Blake DeKalb
"Fream Score Silence," Children Of Bodom originally "Scream For Silence"
Blake DeKalb
"Seize Crew," Frankie Ford originally "Sea Cruise"
Wouldn't make for a good sea cruise
Penelope Beckinsale
"Wee Lion Summon," Feist originally "Sea Lion Woman"
Daphne Hughes
"Keeled With A Sis," Brian Hyland originally "Sealed With A Kiss"
This could work, too, with Lucy and Linus.
old
"Keeled With A Cyst," Brian Hyland originally "Sealed With A Kiss"
oldsongs
"Lurch Sites," David Cook originally "Searchlights"
Allison O'Silla
"Reckoned Sand Hose," Ferlin Husky originally "Second Hand Rose"
Helen Football
"The Reckoned Time A Sound," Shalamar originally "The Second Time Around"
Sonya Raynos
"See Moose, Dee," Roxette originally "Seduce Me"
Dogniss Everdeen
"See Knee Oval," Television originally "See No Evil"
Margo Gram
"See Might, Ruthie," Mobile originally "See Right Through Me"
Stephanie Craddock
"See Might, Ruth E.," Mobile originally "See Right Through Me"
Stephanie Craddock
"Me Right Through See," Mobile originally "See Right Through Me"
Stephanie Craddock
"Ye Drew In My Seam," Linus' Blanket originally "See You In My Dream"
H. Tim Smith
"Ye Sue In My Dream," Linus' Blanket originally "See You In My Dream"
H. Tim Smith
"Ye Moo In Dry Seam," Linus' Blanket originally "See You In My Dream"
H. Tim Smith
"Leak Ye The Sword," Traditional originally "Seek Ye The Lord"
Thessaly Danes
"Teams Like A Long Cyme," Brewer and Shipley originally "Seems Like A Long Time"
Cyme = a type of flower cluster
Regina Haniger
"Teams Like A Song Lime," Brewer and Shipley originally "Seems Like A Long Time"
Regina Haniger
"Mend Sea Lover," Taylor Dayne originally "Send Me A Lover"
Melanie Bianca Green
"Mend Sea On My Way," Rusted Root originally "Send Me On My Way"
Didn't know the sea was ever broken!
Sheila Koffel
"Ending Mall Sigh Love," Linear originally "Sending All My Love"
Fiona Apple Cider
"Mending Saul I Love," Linear originally "Sending All My Love"
Regina Haniger
"Mending All Sigh Love," Linear originally "Sending All My Love"
Toni Minot
"Mending Saul I Love," Linear originally "Sending All My Love"
Regina Haniger
"Sending Mall I Love," Linear originally "Sending All My Love"
Wow! By land or air?
Regina Haniger
"Surfin' Teen Pyre," Earth, Wind, & Fire originally "Serpentine Fire"
Sonya Raynos
"Met Free Sea," Jennifer Knapp originally "Set Me Free"
Laurie Cassid
"Fret See Me," Jennifer Knapp originally "Set Me Free"
Lisa Rose
"Fret Your Loving Sea," Lisa Stansfield originally "Set Your Loving Free"
Neil Diamond Ring Around The Rosie O'Donnell Abu
"Leaven Setters," Ben E. King originally "Seven Letters"
Emily Lime
"Neven Sation Army," The White Stripes originally "Seven Nation Army"
Dongquan
"Several Ways to Try Dying," Dashboard Confessional originally "Several Ways to Die Trying"
Lizzie
"Several Days to Why Trying," Dashboard Confessional originally "Several Ways to Die Trying"
Lizzie
"Exes (Am I..?)," Berlin originally "Sex (I'm A...)"
Blue
"Sex Fawn Ire," Kings Of Leon originally "Sex On Fire"
Taylor Dadsen
"Ex-fawn Sire," Kings Of Leon originally "Sex On Fire"
Lou Quilson
"Text Hype Sing," Stone Temple Pilots originally "Sex Type Thing"
Rocky
"Text Type Sing," Stone Temple Pilots originally "Sex Type Thing"
Rocky
"Hexual Sealing," Marvin Gaye originally "Sexual Healing"
Using a hex to seal something?
U. Carrie Oats
"Rad Shack," The Larks originally "Shadrack"
Lydia Helton
"Take it Little Sheena," Low Cut Connie originally "Shake it Little Tina"
Lefty Lucy
"Shake It Tittle Lina," Low Cut Connie originally "Shake It Little Tina"
Winter Pepper
"Fake Ya Shale Tether," Murphy Lee originally "Shake Ya Tailfeather"
Shale = very fine-grained sedimentary rock
Penelope Beckinsale
"Take Ya Shale Feather," Murphy Lee originally "Shake Ya Tailfeather"
Shale (type of rock) is unlikely feather material!
Penelope Beckinsale
"Shall We Rather Buy The Giver," Burl Ives originally "Shall We Gather By The River"
Margaret (less massive than my name backwards)
"Well She Gather By The River," Burl Ives originally "Shall We Gather By The River"
Margaret (less massive than my name backwards)
"Fame Your Shoe," Lily Allen originally "Shame For You"
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"Pam Shue," Elvis Perkins originally "Shampoo"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Ape Shove You," Ed Sheeran originally "Shape Of You"
Dawn Anwad
"Bee Shop," Cyndi Lauper originally "She Bop"
Olga Ruiz
"She Neighs Your Crime," Beth Orton originally "She Cries Your Name"
Another spoonerism previously posted as anagram
The Quirkfetch Kid
"Knee Cries Your Shame," Beth Orton originally "She Cries Your Name"
Reese Witherfork
"Gee, Don't Use Shelley," Flaming Lips originally "She Don't Use Jelly"
New title has correct grammar (unlike original).
Ursula Turpin
"Knee Loves Me Shot," Papa Roach originally "She Loves Me Not"
Trevor Overt
"Knee Shoves Me Lot," Papa Roach originally "She Loves Me Not"
Treor Overt
"Lee Shoves Me Not," Papa Roach originally "She Loves Me Not"
Trevor Overt
"Lee Shoves Me Not," Papa Roach originally "She Loves Me Not"
Treor Overt
"Me Loves Shy Car," Ronnie Milsap originally "She Loves My Car"
More then good grammar
Gretchen Wieners
"Key Shoves Mylar," Ronnie Milsap originally "She Loves My Car"
Dogniss Everdeen
"Lee Shoves My Car," Ronnie Milsap originally "She Loves My Car"
Gretchen Wieners
"Lee Shoves You," The Beatles originally "She Loves You"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Sea Shells Sanctuary," Cult originally "She Sells Sanctuary"
Lou Quilson
"Ye Shook Two For A Ride," Aaron Neville originally "She Took You For A Ride"
Joanna Hawthorne
"Re-Shook You For A Tide," Aaron Neville originally "She Took You For A Ride"
Marcia Zarwetten-Grassi
"Ye Took Shoe For A Ride," Aaron Neville originally "She Took You For A Ride"
Sonia Rinzaimayor
"Lee Will Be Shoved," Maroon 5 originally "She Will Be Loved"
What goes around comes around!
Lizzie
"Lee Will Shove You," Aiden originally "She Will Love You"
Jeez, I wouldn't like to be friends with this kid.
Lizzie
"Rhea's Shunner," Billy Squier originally "She's A Runner"
Wale Up Little Susie Q-Tip Of The Iceberg Lettuce
"She's Hall Art," Daniel Amos originally "She's All Heart"
Lefty Lucy
"Ghee's All I Shot," Johnny Paycheck originally "She's All I Got"
Ghee = type of butter, from India
Waldo D. Law
"Bree's Gonna Shake," Less Than Jake originally "She's Gonna Break"
American Idle
"Bee's Got Nothing On, Shut The Radio," Roxette originally "She's Got Nothing On (But The Radio)"
Mae Beam
"Geese Shot The Jack," AC/DC originally "She's Got The Jack"
Marcia Todd
"Jeez, Got The Shack," AC/DC originally "She's Got The Jack"
Marcia Todd
"Lee's In Shove With The Boy," Trisha Yearwood originally "She's In Love With The Boy"
Whatever it could mean to be in shove with someone
Hannah Bullecter
"She's Heaving Loam," The Beatles originally "She's Leaving Home"
Loam = a certain kind of sandy soil
Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend
"She's Wry Mind Of Cain," Tim McGraw originally "She's My Kind Of Rain"
Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend
"Key's Shy Mind Of Rain," Tim McGraw originally "She's My Kind Of Rain"
Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend
"She's Rye Mind Of Cain," Tim McGraw originally "She's My Kind Of Rain"
Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend
"She's My Rind Of Cain," Tim McGraw originally "She's My Kind Of Rain"
Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend
"He's My Shied Home," Blue October originally "She's My Ride Home"
Lizzie
"She's My Hide Roam," Blue October originally "She's My Ride Home"
Lizzie
"She's My Hide Rome," Blue October originally "She's My Ride Home"
Lizzie
"He's So Shy," Tal Bachman originally "She's So High"
Samantha Wayland
"He's So Shy," Tal Bachman originally "She's So High"
Allison O'Silla
"Deep Shook And Crack Blog," Steeleye Span originally "Sheep Crook And Black Dog"
Drew Scarymore
"Deep Crook And Shack Blog," Steeleye Span originally "Sheep Crook And Black Dog"
Drew Scarymore
"Elf In The 'Shroom," Days Of The New originally "Shelf In The Room"
" 'Shroom" is short for mushroom
Bungee Jumping Jack Flash Gordon Lightfoot
"Line Sure Might On Ye," Tahj Mowry originally "Shine Your Light On Me"
Nicole Velocin
"Shine Lure Might On Ye," Tahj Mowry originally "Shine Your Light On Me"
Nicole Velocin
"Shine Your Might On Lee," Tahj Mowry originally "Shine Your Light On Me"
Nicole Velocin
"Mine Sure Light On Ye," Tahj Mowry originally "Shine Your Light On Me"
Nicole Velocin
"Nipping Shoes," Christopher Young originally "Shipping News"
Veruca Salt Marsh Sharp-tailed Sparrow
"Mock The Shun Key," Peter Gabriel originally "Shock The Monkey"
Rocky
"Hoot From The Ship," A Change Of Pace originally "Shoot From The Hip"
What a pirate's owl does.
Melissa Conway
"Dot In The Shark," Ozzy Osbourne originally "Shot In The Dark"
Regina Olsen
"Got With His Own Shun," Elvis Costello originally "Shot With His Own Gun"
Ned MacCamden
"Got Shunned," Jr. Walker & The All Stars originally "Shotgun"
Sutch
"Would She Tell Him?," The Everly Brothers originally "Should We Tell Him?"
Lori Tirol
"Tow and Shell," Al Wilson originally "Show and Tell"
Joe Haynes
"Woe Me The Shea," Peter Frampton originally "Show Me The Way"
Rick O'Shea
"Yo, He Sure Manned," White Plains originally "Show Me Your Hand"
michelle (hell in mice)
"Stow Shopper," Danity Kane originally "Show Stopper"
Daryl Hannah Montana
"Shut Up And Get Me Low," The Ting-Tings originally "Shut Up And Let Me Go"
Reese Witherfork
"Tick And Sired," Anastacia originally "Sick And Tired"
Mary Byram
"Tick And Sired," Anastacia originally "Sick And Tired"
Mary Byram
"Mick of See," Green Day originally "Sick of Me"
Lizzie
"Mick of Sea," Green Day originally "Sick of Me"
Lizzie
"The Slide Winder Seeps Tonite," R.E.M. originally "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Thine Of Sea Cross," Iron Maiden originally "Sign Of The Cross"
Janis Ian Fleming
"A Tine Of The Cymes," Petula Clark originally "A Sign Of The Times"
Tine, as of a rake; cyme = type of flower cluster
April Fleming
"Wig Null Salts," Linus' Blanket originally "Signal Waltz"
Lori Tirol
"Nile Lent Sight," Traditional originally "Silent Night"
Santa
"Nigh Lent Sight," Traditional originally "Silent Night"
Song of folks watching Mardi Gras?
Mary Ann Brite
"Dilly God Cisco," The Gazette originally "Silly God Disco"
Trevor Overt
"Gilly Sod Disco," The Gazette originally "Silly God Disco"
Trevor Overt
"Bless Ill Rev.," Anne Murray originally "Silver Bells"
Donna Rand Blitzen
"When Saggin'," Dixie Chicks originally "Sin Wagon"
Allison O'Silla
"Fence I Sell For You," Lenny Welch originally "Since I Fell For You"
Trina Lufkin
"Ringing In The Seine," Gene Kelly originally "Singing In The Rain"
Amber Malone
"Mister Sadly," Crowded House originally "Sister Madly"
... Or maybe Master Sidly.
Josh
"Bitten On The Sock Of The Day," Otis Redding originally "Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay"
Melissa Conway
"A Sax Pick To Go," Hank Thompson originally "A Six Pack To Go"
i.e, a selected tune, performed on saxophone
Emily Lime
"Kicks Teen Sandals," The Crests originally "Sixteen Candles"
Cynthia Avery
"Rick's Teen Seasons," Connie Stevens originally "Sixteen Reasons"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Ticks Teen Sons," Tennessee Ernie Ford originally "Sixteen Tons"
Adlai Alda
"Rip A Scope," Jimmy Dean originally "Skip A Rope"
Trina Lufkin
"Sky Grew Red Blurred Bean House," Adrian Belew originally "Sky Blue Red Bird Green House"
Margo Gram
"Hedgeslammer," Peter Gabriel originally "Sledgehammer"
crazydon
"Leap Swell, Little Children," Kristin Chenoweth originally "Sleep Well, Little Children"
Donna Rand Blitzen
"Beeping Slag," ZZ Top originally "Sleeping Bag"
Donna Gelpigi
"Seeping Glass," The Teardrop Explodes originally "Sleeping Gas"
Linda Radnil
"Pleasing Gas," The Teardrop Explodes originally "Sleeping Gas"
Linda Radnil
"Seeping Glass," The Teardrop Explodes originally "Sleeping Gas"
Linda Radnil
"Pee Sling In," The Postal Service originally "Sleeping In"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Sleeping Single In A Bubble Dead," Barbara Mandrell originally "Sleeping Single in a Double Bed"
Harry Truman Capote
"Beeping Single In A Double Sled," Barbara Mandrell originally "Sleeping Single in a Double Bed"
Harry Truman Capote
"Ray Slide," Traditional originally "Sleigh Ride"
Renee Keener
"A Wide Sleigh," Oasis originally "Slide Away"
Angela Sleepyhorse
"Lip Of The Slip," Ratt originally "Slip Of The Lip"
hardrock
"Whip Slidin' A Sleigh," Simon And Garfunkel originally "Slip Slidin' Away"
Alison Runyon
"Whipping A Sleigh," Sum 41 originally "Slipping Away"
Job Lowe
"Doe Slants," Keri Hilson originally "Slow Dance"
Blake DeKalb
"Slow Candor," Boz Scaggs originally "Slow Dancer"
Sutch
"Slow Manson Don't Turn Dee On," The Addrisi Brothers originally "Slow Dancin' Don't Turn Me On"
Joe Cocker Spaniel
"Moe's Lotion," Color Me Badd originally "Slow Motion"
Emily Lime
"Row Slide," Foghat originally "Slow Ride"
Peter
"Ball Of My Smack," Lalah Hathaway originally "Small Of My Back"
Gordy N. Knott
"Mall 'Bove My Sack," Lalah Hathaway originally "Small Of My Back"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Miles," Nat King Cole originally "Smile"
MOR
"Oak Smits In Your Guise," The Platters originally "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes"
Cynthia Avery
"Snow Quite Ween," Evanescence originally "Snow White Queen"
Lizzie
"Woe Snite Queen," Evanescence originally "Snow White Queen"
Lizzie
"Flow Snakes Are Dancing," Kurt Vile originally "Snowflakes Are Dancing"
Bambi (one with a gall bladder)
"Snow Lakes Far Dancing," Kurt Vile originally "Snowflakes Are Dancing"
Allison O'Silla
"Low Song," Natalie Grant originally "So Long"
Hamilton Joe Frank & Reynolds Number Of The Beast
"So Wrong Frank Lloyd Light," Simon & Garfunkel originally "So Long Frank Lloyd Wright"
Mae Beam
"So Long Rank Floyd Wright," Simon & Garfunkel originally "So Long Frank Lloyd Wright"
Mae Beam
"So Long Lank Freud Wright," Simon & Garfunkel originally "So Long Frank Lloyd Wright"
Mae Beam
"Low Song Suicide," Duran Duran originally "So Long Suicide"
Ned MacCamden
"Low Song Suicide," Duran Duran originally "So Long Suicide"
Ned MacCamden
"So Wrong, Lank Lloyd Fright," Simon And Garfunkel originally "So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright"
Lucy Crosland
"So Wrong, Lank Lloyd Fright," Simon And Garfunkel originally "So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright"
Lucy Crosland
"So Wrong, Frank Lloyd Light," Simon And Garfunkel originally "So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright"
Lucy Crosland
"Low Song, Goodbye," Sum 41 originally "So Long, Goodbye"
Lizzie
"Oh, Snot Over You," Simply Red originally "So Not Over You"
Lucy Crosland
"Yo Not Over Sue," Simply Red originally "So Not Over You"
Anonymous
"Whoa, Sot!," Pink originally "So What"
Praise The Lord & Taylor Swift
"Solemn Airy Tan," Neil Diamond originally "Solitary Man"
Marlene L. Ram
"Some Darts Are Hymens," Chris Norman originally "Some Hearts Are Diamonds"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Dumb Hearts Are Simon's," Chris Norman originally "Some Hearts Are Diamonds"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Same Soy," Sum 41 originally "Some Say"
Lizzie
"Numb Things Sever Fall," Black Halos originally "Some Things Never Fall"
Rhoda Dohr
"Mum Body To Love Sea," Kellie Pickler originally "Somebody To Love Me"
Elsie Greer
"Somebody Mold Tea," The Killers originally "Somebody Told Me"
Lizzie
"Mum Body Sold Tea," The Killers originally "Somebody Told Me"
Sonia Rinzaimayor
"Crumb Body's Sighing," Chris Isaak originally "Somebody's Crying"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Mum Thing In Your South," Nickelback originally "Something In Your Mouth"
Eva Shortoria
"Mum Thing's Got Sea," Lori Carson originally "Something's Got Me"
Janis Ian Fleming
"Gum Thing's Got A Sieve," All Time Low originally "Something's Gotta Give"
Rhoda Dohr
"Something's Gotten Hold Of High Mart," Marc Almond originally "Something's Gotten Hold Of My Heart"
Carolyn Morgenstern
"Something's Gotten Hold Of High Mart," Marc Almond originally "Something's Gotten Hold Of My Heart"
Carolyn Morgenstern
"Something's Gotten Mold Of High Heart," Marc Almond originally "Something's Gotten Hold Of My Heart"
Carolyn Morgenstern
"Something's Hot 'N' Gold Of My Heart," Marc Almond originally "Something's Gotten Hold Of My Heart"
Carolyn Morgenstern
"Some Grimes A Tate Notion," John Mellencamp originally "Sometimes A Great Notion"
Dawn Anwad
"The Gun Of Sod Is Born," Cristy Lane originally "The Son Of God Is Born"
Mark Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
"Dong Of Burn A Set," Jennifer Warnes originally "Song Of Bernadette"
Evil Olive
"Song Dove Earn A Bet," Jennifer Warnes originally "Song Of Bernadette"
Evil Olive
"Bong Of Dern A Set," Jennifer Warnes originally "Song Of Bernadette"
Evil Olive
"Song Of Dern A Bet," Jennifer Warnes originally "Song Of Bernadette"
Evil Olive
"Song Of The Mare Foot Bail Man," Billy Leach originally "Song Of The Barefoot Mailman"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Bong Of The Mare Soot Fail Man," Billy Leach originally "Song Of The Barefoot Mailman"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Bong Of The Mare Soot Mail Fan," Billy Leach originally "Song Of The Barefoot Mailman"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Bong Of The Mare Foot Sail Man," Billy Leach originally "Song Of The Barefoot Mailman"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Bong Of The Fair Soot Mailman," Billy Leach originally "Song Of The Barefoot Mailman"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Bong Of The Mare Foot Bail Man," Billy Leach originally "Song Of The Barefoot Mailman"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Droll Sifter," Lindsey Buckingham originally "Soul Drifter"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Foal Singer," The Bar-Kays originally "Soul Finger"
Buffalo Bill Codependent
"Hole For Sire," Elvis Costello originally "Soul For Hire"
Alex Aerni
"Hole For Sire," Elvis Costello originally "Soul For Hire"
Alex Aerni
"Coal Sis," Olivia Newton-John originally "Soul Kiss"
MOR
"Cole Sis," Laughing Hyenas originally "Soul Kiss"
Winter Pepper
"Cole Sis," Laughing Hyenas originally "Soul Kiss"
Winter Pepper
"Mound Of Sadness," Shinedown originally "Sound Of Madness"
Allison O'Silla
"Space Burl Glues," Devo originally "Space Girl Blues"
Amy Grunt
"Laced Spore," Monster Magnet originally "Space Lord"
Lisa Basil
"Mace Spunky," Placebo originally "Space Monkey"
Jessica Bielzebub
"Race Ship Spaces," Carol King originally "Spaceship Races"
Dawn Anwad
"Farkle and Spade," Everclear originally "Sparkle and Fade"
A new comedy duo with David Spade?
newrock
"The Narrows And The Spite In Gales," Wolfsheim originally "The Sparrows And The Nightingales"
Allison O'Silla
"Meek Spore Fee," Jaci Velasquez originally "Speak For Me"
Elsie Greer
"Reed Spacer," Devo originally "Speed Racer"
Helen Football
"Reed Spacer," Devo originally "Speed Racer"
Helen Football
"Tending Spy Mime," Roxette originally "Spending My Time"
Gotta look after those spy mimes!
Daryl Hannah Montana
"Mending Spy Time," Roxette originally "Spending My Time"
Always inconvenient when spy time is broken!
Daryl Hannah Montana
"Snyder's And Spake's," Jim Stafford originally "Spiders And Snakes"
A new law firm
Opie M.
"Lies Spike Us," Paul McCartney originally "Spies Like Us"
Lou Quilson
"Will The Spine," Eric Burdon and War originally "Spill The Wine"
Funny name for a spine
Jessica Childress
"Winning Spiel," Blood, Sweat & Tears originally "Spinning Wheel"
Let the winning spiel win
Benski Korhonen
"Spirit Skin The Eye," Norman Greenbaum originally "Spirit In The Sky"
Clara Suzette Bartilson
"Mitt E Spout," Collective Soul originally "Spit Me Out"
Rocky
"Moon Span," Soundgarden originally "Spoon Man"
A spoonerism of a "spoon" song! Clever, eh?
Jonathan S.
"Moonspan," Soundgarden originally "Spoonman"
Ned Riley
"Warts & Spine," Ben Folds Five originally "Sports & Wine"
Natalie Portmanteau Word
"Pot Slight," Jennifer Hudson originally "Spotlight"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Lot Spite," Jennifer Hudson originally "Spotlight"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Red Spit On Thick," The Gentrys originally "Spread It On Thick"
Regina Haniger
"Wed Your Springs," Queen originally "Spread your Wings"
Phil Alexander
"Ling Of Sprife," Perfume originally "Spring Of Life"
Sarah
"Ring Sprain," Pat Boone originally "Spring Rain"
Renee Keener
"Spring Prime Thomases," Pentangle originally "Springtime Promises"
Anna Faris Wheel
"Squirrels Pin My Ants," Cast of 'Phineas & Ferb' originally "Squirrels In My Pants"
Multiplication Table Tennis Elbow Macaroni Penguin
"St. Elmo's Mire (Fan in Motion)," John Parr originally "St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)"
Natasha Bly
"Stained Crass Gloss," Down originally "Stained Glass Cross"
Tracy Frummond
"Male State," Nada Surf originally "Stalemate"
Marlene L. Ram
"Banned Stymie," Ben E. King originally "Stand By Me"
Hayden Panty Heir
"Band Stymie," Ben E. King originally "Stand By Me"
Hayden Panty Heir
"Banned Sty Me," Ben E. King originally "Stand By Me"
Hayden Panty Heir
"Band Sty Me," Ben E. King originally "Stand By Me"
Hayden Panty Heir
"And Forestall," The Fixx originally "Stand Or Fall"
American Idle
"Fanned Or Stall," The Fixx originally "Stand Or Fall"
American Idle
"Tanned Stall," Burton Cummings originally "Stand Tall"
Sir Ron Norris
"Banding On The Edge Of Good Sty," John Berry originally "Standing On The Edge Of Goodbye"
New title is literally possible (however unlikely)
Blake DeKalb
"The Car Sterile," Peggy Lee originally "The Star Carol"
Mark Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
"Star Dusted Sham," Hello originally "Star Studded Sham"
Lucy Slanks
"Stars Bar-Lined," Paris Hilton originally "Stars Are Blind"
Dawn Anwad
"Bars Star-Lined," Paris Hilton originally "Stars Are Blind"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Scars In The Sty," Angels And Airwaves originally "Stars In The Sky"
Jane Farnsworth
"Chart Stoppin'," Dinosaur Jr. originally "Start Choppin'"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Cart The Star," Jude Cole originally "Start The Car"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Starch Up Time," Ladytron originally "Startup Chime"
Cal Amari
"The Date Of Streaming," Marina and The Diamonds originally "The State Of Dreaming"
Caroline Vale
"Hate Of The Start," Rick Springfield originally "State Of The Heart"
Solar System Of A Down Comforter
"Faye Together Store The Kids," Blink 182 originally "Stay Together For The Kids"
Kelly Blythe
"May With Stee," Sam Smith originally "Stay With Me"
Lefty Lucy
"May With Stee," Sam Smith originally "Stay With Me"
Lefty Lucy
"Keel Sty Misses," Ben Harper originally "Steal My Kisses"
Ned MacCamden
"Meal Shy Stowe," Toby Mac originally "Steal My Show"
Someone named Stowe is shy about eating meals?
Lydia Idyl
"Meal Shy Stowe," Toby Mac originally "Steal My Show"
Someone named Stowe is shy about eating meals?
Lydia Idyl
"Steal Shy Moe," Toby Mac originally "Steal My Show"
Lydia Idyl
"Bee Sting Baileys," Our Lady Peace originally "Stealing Babies"
Cal Amari
"Steaming Lie Girl," 311 originally "Stealing My Girl"
Margo Gram
"Stealing Guy Merle," 311 originally "Stealing My Girl"
Margo Gram
"Stream Punk Evolution," Abney Park originally "Steampunk Revolution"
Lisa Basil
"Step In You, Tour Self," Mad Capsule Markets originally "Step Into Yourself"
Allison O'Silla
"Fill A Stool," Muddy Waters originally "Still A Fool"
Iris Verna
"Fill A Stool," Muddy Waters originally "Still A Fool"
Iris Verna
"Kill Town Sting," Volbeat originally "Still Counting"
Dispense with town's swarm of bees?
Nell Allen
"Pill In A Stunk Band," Funeral Oration originally "Still In A Punk Band"
Lou Quilson
"Pill In A Bunk Stand," Funeral Oration originally "Still In A Punk Band"
Lou Quilson
"Bill In A Punk Stand," Funeral Oration originally "Still In A Punk Band"
Lou Quilson
"Will In Holly Stood," Concrete Blonde originally "Still In Hollywood"
Trevor Overt
"Still Using Loo," Ronnie Milsap originally "Still Losing You"
Regina Haniger
"Hill Height Rear In My Start," Pure Prairie League originally "Still Right Here In My Heart"
Frank Sin Atra
"Will Stating," Sum 41 originally "Still Waiting"
Lizzie
"Blown Stew," Foghat originally "Stone Blue"
Stan Doff
"Phone Stocks," Eden's Children originally "Stone Fox"
Lefty Lucy
"Tone Steers," The Samples originally "Stone Tears"
Margo Gram
"Droned And Stunk," Black Label Society originally "Stoned And Drunk"
Joanna Whitmire
"Tones Sunder Rushing Water," Needtobreathe originally "Stones Under Rushing Water"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Tones Under Rushing Swatter," Needtobreathe originally "Stones Under Rushing Water"
Swatter, as in fly swatter
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Snot Adapters," OneRepublic originally "Stop And Stare"
Natalie Starboardman
"Top Sand Stare," OneRepublic originally "Stop And Stare"
Natalie Starboardman
"Top Sit," The Almost originally "Stop It"
Angela Sleepyhorse
"Lop! In The Name Of Stove," The Supremes originally "Stop! In The Name Of Love"
Motown's directions about preparing meat to cook?
Peter
"Strange Tut Brew," Times Two originally "Strange But True"
Mae Beam
"Straw Ferry Fields Bore Ever," The Beatles originally "Strawberry Fields Forever"
Alanis More Upset
"Straw Gary Bashes," Jack Off Jill originally "Strawberry Gashes"
Dawn Anwad
"Straw Larry Better 23," Shuggie Otis originally "Strawberry Letter 23"
Roy R. Pryor
"Cay Strat Strut," Stray Cats originally "Stray Cat Strut"
Now they are playing their guitars on the beach.
Peter
"Bike Up The Strand," Ella Fitzgerald originally "Strike Up The Band"
Martina McBride Of Frankenstein
"Yuck In The Middle With Stew," Stealer's Wheel originally "Stuck In The Middle With You"
Natasha Bly
"Gluck Like Stew," Sugarland originally "Stuck Like Glue"
Gluck = an Austrian composer. Did he like stew?
Natalie Portmanteau Word
"Yuck On Stew," Lionel Richie originally "Stuck On You"
MOR
"Yuck On Stew," Huey Lewis & The News originally "Stuck On You"
Peter
"Stuck Myth Wee," Green Day originally "Stuck With Me"
Lizzie
"Yuck With Stew ," Huey Lewis & The News originally "Stuck With You"
Rock Maninoff
"Yuck With Stew," Huey Lweis & The News originally "Stuck With You"
Peter had the wrong title.
MOR
"M' Bourbon Sea," In Flames originally "Suburban Me"
M' = slang contraction of "My"
Penny Olivia Tyler
"Kick My Suss," The Red Hot Chili Peppers originally "Suck My Kiss"
Don't Spam
"Cuss My Sick," Red Hot Chili Peppers originally "Suck My Kiss"
Ugly Betty Rubble
"Yuck, Drew, Sigh," Mudhoney originally "Suck You Dry"
Jessica Bielzebub
"Sullenly Sassed Dumber," The Motels originally "Suddenly Last Summer"
Blake DeKalb
"Sullenly Sassed Dumber," The Motels originally "Suddenly Last Summer"
Blake DeKalb
"Buds In The Sucket," Sara Evans originally "Suds In The Bucket"
Ava Murphy
"Fusser," Bad Religion originally "Suffer"
Toni Minot
"Spur Grrr and Scheiss," The Searchers originally "Sugar And Spice"
Sort of German.
Ray Asiago
"Busher Gaby," Oh My Girl originally "Sugar Baby"
Lisa Basil
"Booger Shy Honey Punch," The Four Tops originally "Sugar Pie Honey Bunch"
Yvonne Sindri
"Gusher Town," Nancy Sinatra originally "Sugar Town"
Cotton Lorraine
"Sweet Madame Brew," Styx originally "Suite Madame Blue"
Sutch
"Eat Sooty Jew Blighs," Crosby, Stills And Nash originally "Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Red Ruffcorn
"Bleat Judy Sue Eyes," Crosby, Stills, and Nash originally "Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
Cat Scratch Fever Carrier
"Summer Sand, Andy," Lesley Gore originally "Summer And Sandy"
Gordy N. Knott
"Drummer Seams," Ronnie Day originally "Summer Dreams"
Regina Haniger
"Number Sights," John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John originally "Summer Nights"
"Number" as in "more numb" ('b' is silent)
Blake DeKalb
"Bummer Soy," Lady GaGa originally "Summerboy"
She prefers real meat?
Ron N. O'Connor
"Bummertime Slues," Eddie Cochran originally "Summertime Blues"
Lauren Overstreet
"The Sun Ain't Gonna Mine Any Shore," Walker Brothers originally "The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore"
No wonder -- the sun isn't a miner.
Wanda Ruppendown
"Monday Corning Summing Down," Kris Kristofferson originally "Sunday Morning Coming Down"
Natalie Portmanteau Word
"Sunday Corning Mumming Down," Kris Kristofferson originally "Sunday Morning Coming Down"
Natalie Portmanteau Word
"Sunday Corning Mumming Down," Kris Kristofferson originally "Sunday Morning Coming Down"
Natalie Portmanteau Word
"Nun Glasses At Sight," Corey Hart originally "Sunglasses At Night"
Blake DeKalb
"Lung Sasses At Night," Corey Hart originally "Sunglasses At Night"
Blake DeKalb
"Bunny Sank," Julie Andrews originally "Sunny Bank"
Lucinda Blair
"Honey Same Comb," Shawn Colvin originally "Sunny Came Home"
Linda Radnil
"Pun Pet Cecil," Donna Summer originally "Sunset People"
Disco
"Pun Pet Seeple," Donna Summer originally "Sunset People"
Disco
"Pun Set Seeple," Donna Summer originally "Sunset People"
Disco
"Sun Line Of Your Shove," Cream originally "Sunshine Of Your Love"
Job Lowe
"Shun Sine On My Shoulders," John Denver originally "Sunshine On My Shoulders"
Are other trigonometric functions allowed there?
Regina Haniger
"Go Swan," Charlotte Church originally "Suo Gan"
Lou Quilson
"Buper Sass," Nicki Minaj originally "Super Bass"
Stacey
"Booper Sauce," Nicki Minaj originally "Super Boss"
Terror Reid
"Super Looper Dove," Joss Stone originally "Super Duper Love"
Kelly Blythe
"Super Looper Dove," Joss Stone originally "Super Duper Love"
Kelly Blythe
"Goo, Sir Pearl," Krystal Harris originally "Supergirl"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Gooser Pearl," Krystal Harris originally "Supergirl"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Hooper Sea Row," Cher Lloyd originally "Superhero"
Blake DeKalb
"Super Dan's Med," Our Lady Peace originally "Superman's Dead"
Nutmeg Ryan
"Fewer Got Cold After The Rain Shell," ZZ Top originally "Sure Got Cold After The Rain Fell"
Diana Jasper
"Sure Got Rolled After The Cain Fell," ZZ Top originally "Sure Got Cold After The Rain Fell"
Diana Jasper
"The Furry With The Syringe On Top," Cast of 'Oklahoma' originally "The Surrey With The Fringe On Top"
Amber Malone
"Relocate Swine," Neil Diamond originally "Sweet Caroline"
Daphne Hughes
"Cheat Wary Swine," Tommy James And The Shondells originally "Sweet Cherry Wine"
Yvonne Sindri
"Meet Child O' Swine," Guns 'N' Roses originally "Sweet Child O' Mine"
Karen Smith
"Meat Dreams (Are Swayed Of These)," The Eurythmics originally "Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of These)"
Andy Gibb's Free Energy
"Meet Wax Scene," The Doobie Brothers originally "Sweet Maxine"
Angelina Laide
"Meet Wax Scene," The Doobie Brothers originally "Sweet Maxine"
Angelina Laide
"Sweet Gawkin' Tie," The Chiffons originally "Sweet Talkin' Guy"
How does a tie gawk?
Doug Graves
"Sweets Swore My Feet," The Drifters originally "Sweets For My Sweet"
Huuunnnhh?
Meredith Corpening
"Wept A Sway," Diana Ross originally "Swept Away"
Sir Ron Norris
"Wept A Sway," Diana Ross originally "Swept Away"
Sir Ron Norris
"Sling Wife Away," Rise Against originally "Swing Life Away"
Doug Graves
"Swing Low, Sweet Charity," Traditional originally "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot"
Consta Pate
"Wingin' Gent's Lea," Earl Grant originally "Swingin' Gently"
Selena Stopmez
"Ringing On A Swain Bow," Frankie Avalon originally "Swinging On A Rainbow"
Rhoda Dohr
"Switch Sword Boozin'," Nick Lowe originally "Switchboard Susan"
H. Tim Smith
"The Gourd Of Sod," Quasi originally "The Sword Of God"
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