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Fun Music Information -> Adam Ant

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Band Name Origins:

Adamant is a popular UK manufacturer of urinals! Submitted by: Fang

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Stuart Goddard. Submitted by: Ray Daley

Also known as: Stuart Goodard. Submitted by: R.J.

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: The Dandy Highwayman. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits	Comments & Submitter Name
"The Equalizer"	Adam Ant starred as a violent child molester/sex preditor. - 1988 Jailbait
"Cold Steel, World Gone Wild, Sweetwater, Face Down, Cyber Bandits, Desert Winds, Love Bites, Spellcaster, Nomads, Slam Dance, Sunset Heat, Trust Me "	- Michael Prymula

New Band Names:

New Name	Why It's Better	Submitter Name
Army Ant	When he went through that angry phase	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Adam Arachnid	Please note that spiders are arachnids, not insect	Lance Crackers
Adam Aphid	Another type of insect beginning with 'A'.	Orel Hershyster
Steve Spider	Alliterative; not insect but still a creepycrawler	Random Madeupperson
Standing Pat	A two-word synonym for the word 'adamant.'	Bob
There are additional new band names available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"What I Am," Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians	"Wonderful," Adam Ant
"Strip," Adam Ant	"We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off," Jermaine Stewart

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Bet My Guest" originally "Beat My Guest"

Candy Welty

"Bat My Guest" originally "Beat My Guest"

Candy Welty

"Eat My Guest" originally "Beat My Guest"

Candy Welty

"Trip" originally "Strip"

Naomi Swanson

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Goody Two Shoves" originally "Goody Two Shoes"

Erica Tetralix

"Goody Two Shores" originally "Goody Two Shoes"

Erica Tetralix

"Stripe" originally "Strip"

Erica Tetralix

"Beast My Guest" originally "Beat My Guest"

Candy Welty

Change a Letter:

"Strap" originally "Strip"

Surprised this wasn't here yet.

Barb Dwyer

"Beat My Guess" originally "Beat My Guest"

Candy Welty

"Desperate But Now Serious" originally "Desperate But Not Serious"

Yep, now it's a serious situation!

Jen

"Woody Two Shoes" originally "Goody Two Shoes"

Joe Cocker Spaniel

"Goody Two Shops" originally "Goody Two Shoes"

Mia

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Vive Le Rock"	"Down With Barack"	Steve Kalafut
"Goody Two Shoes"	"Sober Irish"	Wolverine
"Wonderful"	"Wonderskull"	LESMANIA, AntLady, Greta X
"Goody Two Shoes"	"Goody You Lose"	Phil Alexander
"Stand and Deliver"	"Canned and Delivered"	Kasey A. Monroe,monroekasey@hotmail.com

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Goody Two Shoes	Susan Lucci's House	soap
Goody Two Shoes	Liquor Store / Smoke Shop	I'mFeelingMuchBetter
Strip	American Association for Nude Recreation	Just Me
Strip	Mike Price's Office	sports

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Let's Get Serious Jermaine Jackson	Desperate But Not Serious Adam Ant	Let's Get Desperate, But Not Serious	A. Person
Smokin' In The Boys' Room Brownsville Station or Motley Crue	Room At The Top Adam Ant	Smokin' In The Boys' Room At The Top	Ed

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Alien Adam's Ant Farm

Alien Ant Farm combined with Adam Ant

Different than a previous submission combining these two artists.

Submitted By: Your Grandpa

Johnny Adams' Ant

Johnny Adams combined with Adam Ant

Submitted By: Candy Welty

Bryan Adams' Ant

Bryan Adams combined with Adam Ant

Submitted By: Candy Welty

Lady and Adam Antebellum

Adam Ant combined with Lady Antebellum

Submitted By: nally

There are additional Adam Ant Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Goody Two Shoes" Misheard Lyrics: Don't drink. Don't smoke. What you will you wont. Original Lyrics: You don't drink. You don't smoke. What do you do?	"Goody Two Shoes" Misheard Lyrics: Opening the apples apples Pretending that you're outrigged outrigged Original Lyrics: Opening the eyeballs eyeballs Pretending that you're Al Green Al Green
"Goody Two Shoes" Misheard Lyrics: Suddenly your wet top follows Original Lyrics: Subtle innuendos follow	"Goody Two Shoes" Misheard Lyrics: Suddenly your wet top follows Original Lyrics: Subtle innuendos follow
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Puss 'n Boots"

Misheard Lyrics:

They'd give her a million dollars

Original Lyrics:

They'd give her the money and diamonds

Story about this misheard lyric by: Vegan

I figured I was wrong from the get-go on this one, seeing as the song is set in Britain. Despite America's popularity in the '80s, chances are the royalty would pay Puss in pounds sterling, thus avoiding unnecessary exchange fees.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Goody Two Shoes"

The Repetitive Lyrics:

Don't drink, don't smoke

Why They're Repetitive:

It's nice that you don't, I don't either. However, there are plenty of tv commercials to remind us, so no need to sing it over and over.

Submitted by: Latuku

Song Title Space Change:

"Be At My Guest" originally "Beat My Guest"

Better than beating, I suppose

Submitted by: Consta Pate

Band Name Anagrams:

A Tad Man Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks

Mad Ana T. Submitted by: Anna Faris Wheel

A Mat, Dan Submitted by: Consta Pate

A Mad Tan Submitted by: Consta Pate

Song Title Anagrams:

"Trips" originally "Strip"

Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

Song Title Acrostics:

GIMP: "Gun In My Pocket"

Submitted by: Candy Welty

RATT: "Room At The Top"

As in the singer Ratt!

Submitted by: Millie Verst

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Meet Guy Best" originally "Beat My Guest"

"Guy Best" could be someone's name.

Submitted by: Regina Haniger

"Meet By Guest" originally "Beat My Guest"

Submitted by: Regina Haniger

Crime Records:

"Threatening Pub Patrons"

In 2002, Adam Ant was charged with threatening members of the public with an imitation firearm in a London pub. The court also ordered that he undertake rehabilitation, although he was later diagnosed with bipolar disorder (manic depression).

Submitted by: Paul

Performers with Handicaps:

"Bipolar Disorder"

AKA Stuart Leslie Goddard. He's been diagnosed with manic depression. This is supposedly after he pulled out a gun and acted disruptively in a London pub.

Submitted by: King Of The Wild Wood Bouncers