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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Adam Ant that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 36 misheard song lyrics for Adam Ant on amIright currently.

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"Apollo 9" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey hey what do you say?
Choochoo later, Gallelei
You can go, you won't get far
I'll leave it in your cap and 'r'.
Original Lyrics:
Hey hey what do you say?
Choochalaben dollaley
You can run, you won't get far
A-leyber in your capella.
"Coup D'Etat"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's nice to know
I'm no yo-yo for biscuit technology.
Original Lyrics:
It's nice to know
I'm no yo-yo for Mr Technology.
"Desperate But Not Serious" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll tell your hitsmen of the business
Original Lyrics:
I'll tell you it's none of their business
"Friend Or Foe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ant throws who get to know me
Become admirers of my enemies.
Original Lyrics:
I want those who get to know me
To become admirers or my enemies.
"Friend Or Foe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried in the church isle
To take it up my insides.
Original Lyrics:
I tried and I try tried
To take care of my insides.
"Goody Two Shoes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dog train, dog smoke
Original Lyrics:
Don't drink, don't smoke
"Goody Two Shoes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't drink goat's milk
Original Lyrics:
Don't drink, don't smoke
"Goody Two Shoes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't drink, don't smoke
Watchin' Looney Tunes.
Original Lyrics:
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do ya do?
"Goody Two Shoes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't drink. Don't smoke. What you will you wont.
Original Lyrics:
You don't drink. You don't smoke. What do you do?
"Goody Two Shoes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think that you've got much tooth, boy
Original Lyrics:
I think the games have gone much too far
"Goody Two Shoes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Opening the apples apples
Pretending that you're outrigged outrigged
Original Lyrics:
Opening the eyeballs eyeballs
Pretending that you're Al Green Al Green
This song was recorded by Adam Ant as a solo artist, after he left The Ants. So it should be credited to his name only.
"Goody Two Shoes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Send a pound of tofu, tofu
Wrap it in a pound note, pound note
Original Lyrics:
Send a treasured token, token
Write it on a pound note, pound note
"Goody Two Shoes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Send the judge a token, token
Original Lyrics:
Send a treasure token, token
"Goody Two Shoes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something in you I wanna follow.
Original Lyrics:
Subtle innuendos follow.
"Goody Two Shoes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something in your window, butthole.
Original Lyrics:
Subtle innuendos follow.
"Goody Two Shoes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something, and you end up follow(ing).
Original Lyrics:
Subtle innuendos follow.
"Goody Two Shoes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suckle in your wenthouse follow.
Original Lyrics:
Subtle innuendos follow.
"Goody Two Shoes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suckle in your window follows.
Original Lyrics:
Subtle innuendos follow.
"Goody Two Shoes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sudden innuendos forming
Original Lyrics:
Subtle innuendos follow
"Goody Two Shoes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suddenly your wet top follows
Original Lyrics:
Subtle innuendos follow
"Man Called Marco" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, I'm Marco.
Allow me to introduce
My five foot seven ;)
Original Lyrics:
Hello, I'm Marco
Allow me to introduce
My Firebird Seven.
"Man Called Marco" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, I'm Marco
Allow me to introduce
I'm foot-foot-seven.
or
Hello, I'm Marco
Allow me to introduce
My favourite saying.
Original Lyrics:
Hello, I'm Marco
Allow me to introduce
My Firebird Seven.
Sheila adds: "Apparently, the 'Firebird Seven' was the name of his guitar."
"Place In The Country" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I thought I wanted was the Flintstones.
Original Lyrics:
All I thought I wanted was a front door.
"Puss 'n Boots" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They'd give her a million dollars
Original Lyrics:
They'd give her the money and diamonds
"Puss 'n' Boots" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pussycat was in the kitchen.
Original Lyrics:
Pussycat wasn't a kitten.
"Puss'n Boots" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The royalty made her an offer
If she'd keep trouble and pay
They gave her the money in diamonds
Be good for a day.
Original Lyrics:
The royalty made her an offer
If she'd keep trouble at bay
They'd give her the money and diamonds
Be queen for a day.
"Strip" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All those some naked rooms greasing down on you
Original Lyrics:
All those sneaky looks gazing down on you
"Strip" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't freeze up girl, you're looking quite excited
Big tender a*s, all alone tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Don't freeze up girl, you're looking quite a sight
Be generous, I want it all tonight.
"Strip" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't freeze up, girl, you're looking quite a sight,
Big time mirrors, I want it all tonight
Original Lyrics:
Don't freeze up, girl, you're looking quite a sight
Be generous, I want it all tonight.
"Strip" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't freeze up, girl, you're looking quite a sight
Bitch in the mirror, I want it all tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Don't freeze up, girl, you're looking quite a sight
Be generous, I want it all tonight.
"Strip" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you think it's true or a bit less scared
Please don't say any word, I'll just slip away
I'm not 'Amen' who believes in lies
Like in ought to puss my big next rate ice.
Original Lyrics:
If you think it's cheap or a bit risque
Please don't say a word, I'll just slip away
I am not a man who believes in lies
Like an octopus with big x-ray eyes.
"Strip" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jump fleas up, girl
You're looking crawled desires
B*tching nearer, I want it all tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Don't freeze up, girl
You're looking quite a sight
Be generous, I want it all tonight.
"Strip" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So let's listen up with a play food tease
Like the lovers' dead through the centuries.
Original Lyrics:
So let's loosen up with a playful tease
Like all lovers did through the centuries.
"Strip" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What you're following, (you) need your history.
Original Lyrics:
We're just following ancient history.
"Strip" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When it gets so hot, leave another day.
Original Lyrics:
When it gets so hot (at) the end of the day.
"Wonderful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Over and over
When I'm kneeling in the place I love
Original Lyrics:
Over real over
When I nearly hit the face I loved

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