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Song Parodies -> "Canned and Delivered"

Original Song Title:

"Stand and Deliver"

Original Performer:

Adam Ant

Parody Song Title:

"Canned and Delivered"

Parody Written by:

Kasey A. Monroe,

The Lyrics

I'm the delivery man
Who's always at your service
I spend my time standing in line
And filling every purchase
It's only a second job
And people think that's funny
But government takes ten percent
And that's a lot of money

Canned and delivered
They're labeled just right
On time and here
And sealed up tight

We're the delivery men
So sick of sloppy work
The clumsy moves, bottles of booze
That people think are perks
I'm the delivery man
In charge of sales and barter
And again I tell my friends
They need to work much harder

And even though
We get paid low
That money will be mine
All mine

We're the delivery men
So tired of excuses
And all the people calling in
'Deliver or you'll lose us'
We're the delivery men
Just staying out of trouble
Turn up the fans and fill those cans
Deliver on the double!


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