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Add spaces or remove spaces from a song title to totally change it's meaning.
"I Ain't Got No Body," Louis Prima originally "I Ain't Got Nobody"
A big hit in France around 1793-1794
Todd W. Zimmerman
"I Am Wo Man," Helen Reddy originally "I Am Woman"
Either from a Chinese family or off the web.
George Straitjacket
"I Belie Vein Father Christmas," Sarah Brightman originally "I Believe In Father Christmas"
Lydia Idyl
"I Can't Facet He Music," Billie Holiday originally "I Can't Face The Music"
How would one facet any music, for that matter?
Sam Bucus the elder
"I Can't Wair For Eve R.," Simple Plan originally "I Can't Wait Forever"
Whoever Eve R. is
Sam Bucus the elder
"I Could No Task For More," Edwin McCain originally "I Could Not Ask For More"
George Straitjacket
"I Cried At Ear," Lavern Baker originally "I Cried A Tear "
Fascinating. Most people cry at eyes.
George Straitjacket
"I'd Rove All Night," Cyndi Lauper originally "I Drove All Night"
Cyndi Lauper imitates Karl Rove?
George Straitjacket
"If All To Pieces," Patsy Cline originally "I Fall To Pieces"
Doug Pitts
"I Farted On Santa - Slap!," The Little Stinkers originally "I Farted On Santa's Lap"
Farts occassionally DO make "slapping" sounds - XD
Jonathan S.
"If Eel Fine," The Beatles originally "I Feel Fine "
Peter
"If Eel For You," Chaka Khan originally "I Feel For You"
Peter
"I Go Tit Bad And That Ain't Good," Duke Ellington originally "I Got It Bad And That Ain't Good"
Maybe someone needs a new bra?
George Straitjacket
"I Go T' You, Babe," Sonny & Cher originally "I Got You, Babe"
Duo
"I Have No Thing," Whitney Houston originally "I Have Nothing"
George Straitjacket
"I Heard The Bell Son Christmas Day," Traditional originally "I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day"
Hope Mr. & Mrs. Bell's kid made music, not noise.
Rachel Blattington
"I Just Call Ed To Say I Love You," Stevie Wonder originally "I Just Called To Say I Love You"
How sweet of Wonder to call Ed with that.
George Straitjacket
"I Know Where It Sat," All Saints originally "I Know Where It's At"
George Straitjacket
"I Love Rock An' Droll," Joan Jett originally "I Love Rock And Roll"
Jonathan S.
"I Love The Mall," Cat Stevens originally "I Love Them All"
Ag Bengip
"I Love Top Raise," Natalie Grant originally "I Love To Praise"
Adlai Alda
"I Miss Ed Again," Phil Collins originally "I Missed Again"
George Straitjacket
"Ira N.," Flock Of Seagulls originally "I Ran"
Meredith Corpening
"Iran," A Flock of Seagulls originally "I Ran"
crazydon
"Iran (So Faraway)," A Flock Of Seagulls originally "I Ran (So Far Away)"
Well, Iran is a faraway kind of place.
hamburger456
"I Seethe Glory," Jaci Velasquez originally "I See The Glory"
Bruce Curb
"I Send A Mess Age," INXS originally "I Send A Message"
George Straitjacket
"Is Hall Over Come," Hard-Fi originally "I Shall Overcome"
Dongquan
"Is Hot The Sheriff," Eric Clapton originally "I Shot The Sheriff"
Arlene Titshaw
"Is Tar Ted A Joke?," The Bee Gees originally "I Started A Joke"
Lou Quilson
"I Thin Kim Paranoid," Garbage originally "I Think I'm Paranoid"
George Straitjacket
"I Think We Real One Now," Tommy James & The Shondells originally "I Think We're Alone Now"
George Straitjacket
"It Ouch Myself," Divinyls originally "I Touch Myself"
New title turns it into an anti-masturbation song.
George Straitjacket
"It Urn To You," Christina Aguiler originally "I Turn To You"
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"It Urn To You," Christina Aguilera originally "I Turn To You "
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"I Wanna Bed Own," Brandy originally "I Wanna Be Down"
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"I WAN Tit That Way ," Backstreet Boys originally "I Want It That Way "
WAN: (in computers): Wide Area Network
George Straitjacket
"I Want To Bet Here," Echo & The Bunnymen originally "I Want To Be There"
George Straitjacket
"I Want To Be Wan Ted," Brenda Lee originally "I Want To Be Wanted"
Peter
"I Was Only Jo King," Rod Stewart originally "I Was Only Joking"
Mystery Date
"I Write Sin Snot Tragedies," Panic! At The Disco originally "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
George Straitjacket
"I'll Be A Round," The Spinners originally "I'll Be Around"
Bob
"I'll Beg Lad When You're Dead You Rascal You," Louis Armstrong originally "I'll Be Glad When You're Dead You Rascal You"
George Straitjacket
"I'll Bet Here," Mariah Carey originally "I'll Be There"
Eva Cave
"I'll Bet Here," The Jackson Five originally "I'll Be There"
Rachel Blattington
"I'll Bet Here For You," Bon Jovi originally "I'll Be There For You"
George Straitjacket
"I'll Be Thin King Of You," Andrae Crouch originally "I'll Be Thinking Of You"
Christian Left
"I'll Stick A Round," Foo Fighters originally "I'll Stick Around"
As compared to sticking in some other shape?
George Straitjacket
"I Ma Loser," The Beatles originally "I'm A Loser"
George Straitjacket
"I Man Adult Now," Pursuit of Happiness originally "I'm An Adult Now"
George Straitjacket
"I'm Comin' Gout," Diana Ross originally "I'm Coming Out"
Diana Ross wants some gout?!
George Straitjacket
"I'm No Tin Love," 10cc originally "I'm Not In Love"
The Tin man's heart didn't really work?
George Straitjacket
"I'm Old Fashion Ed," Fred Astaire originally "I'm Old Fashioned"
And here I thought his name was Fred.
George Straitjacket
"I Mold Fashion Ed," Fred Astaire originally "I'm Old Fashioned"
George Straitjacket
"Chime At Thick," Mariah Carey originally "I'm That Chick"
Eva Cave
"I've Been Thin King About You," Londonbeat originally "I've Been Thinking About You"
George Straitjacket
"I've Loved And Lost A Gain," Patsy Cline originally "I've Loved And Lost Again"
Lucy Crosland
"I've Never Been Tom E.," Charlene originally "I've Never Been To Me"
George Straitjacket
"If Ever You Rein My Arms Again," Peabo Bryson originally "If Ever You're In My Arms Again"
Penelope Beckinsale
"If I Could Turn Back Tim E.," Cher originally "If I Could Turn Back Time"
George Straitjacket
"If I Wan Ted To," Melissa Etheridge originally "If I Wanted To"
Ted would probably be wan waiting for Etheridge.
George Straitjacket
"If I Want Ed To," Melissa Etheridge originally "If I Wanted To"
Etheridge probably won't want Ed to.
George Straitjacket
"If I Were Aid," Fishbone originally "If I Were A... I'd"
Penny Olivia Tyler
"I Fit Happens Again," UB40 originally "If It Happens Again"
We all hope for that to happen.
George Straitjacket
"I Fit Isn't Love," New Edition originally "If It Isn't Love"
George Straitjacket
"I Fit Makes You Happy," Sheryl Crow originally "If It Makes You Happy"
Crow getting in shape does nothing for me.
George Straitjacket
"If This I Sit," Huey Lewis & The News originally "If This Is It"
George Straitjacket
"I Fuse Eka My," Britney Spears originally "If U Seek Amy"
Dongquan
"If You Leave Men, Ow! ," Chicago originally "If You Leave Me Now"
Some guys are very sensitive.
George Straitjacket
"If You Reg One," Matchbox 20 originally "If You're Gone"
George Straitjacket
"I'm Ages Of Heaven," Peter Godwin originally "Images Of Heaven"
George Straitjacket
"I'm A G.I. Nation," Jessica Simpson originally "Imagination"
U. Carrie Oats
"I'm It At Ion Of Life," R.E.M. originally "Imitation Of Lfe"
George Straitjacket
"I'm Migrant Song," Led Zeppelin originally "Immigrant Song"
Carmen Nunki
"I'm Mortality," The Bee Gees originally "Immortality"
Ursula Turpin
"Import Ant," Lisa Marie Presley originally "Important"
Lisa Basil
"The "I'm Possible" Dream," Roger Williams originally "The Impossible Dream"
Therapy for the reality-challenged?
Peggy Pollock
"The Impress Ion That I Get," Mighty Mighty Bosstones originally "The Impression That I Get"
George Straitjacket
"In Dependent Women," Destiny's Child originally "Independent Women"
George Straitjacket
"In Dian Reservation," Raiders originally "Indian Reservation"
Dian is taking her own reservations inside of her?
George Straitjacket
"In Diana Wants Me," R. Dean Taylor originally "Indiana Wants Me"
Barry Amassa Tate
"In Diana Wants Me," R. Dean Taylor originally "Indiana Wants Me"
Peter
"Indian A Wants Me," R. Dean Taylor originally "Indiana Wants Me"
Peter
"Infect Ed," The The originally "Infected"
George Straitjacket
"Infra Red," Placebo originally "Infrared"
British Bullcrap
"In No Cent When You Dream," Tom Waits originally "Innocent When You Dream "
Are we in dollars?
George Straitjacket
"In Sanity," Boingo originally "Insanity"
Out crazy?
George Straitjacket
"In Sat I Able," Darren Hayes originally "Insatiable"
Standing is another matter.
George Straitjacket
"Ira Ten Ax," Rhapsody originally "Ira Tenax"
Ira just couldn't make do with only nine axes!
Rosie Finch
"I. R. is...," Goo Goo Dolls originally "Iris"
The song did say: I just want you to know who I am
Jonathan S.
"I Ron Man," Black Sabbath originally "Iron Man"
George Straitjacket
"I Sit Love," Mr. Mister originally "Is It Love"
George Straitjacket
"I Sit Really So Strange?," Smiths originally "Is It Really So Strange?"
George Straitjacket
"Is She Really Goin' Gout With Him?," Joe Jackson originally "Is She Really Going Out With Him?"
That does sound painful!
George Straitjacket
"Is Land In The Sun," Weezer originally "Island In The Sun"
No,there's almost certainly no land inside the Sun
Deirdre Collins
"Is Lands In The Stream," Kenny Rogers And Dolly Parton originally "Islands In The Stream"
Yes, sometimes there are lands in the stream.
George Straitjacket
"I Taint Me, Babe," The Turtles originally "It Ain't Me, Babe"
Unknown
"I 'Tis Like Today," World Party originally "It Is Like Today"
George Straitjacket
"It's Now Sin Hell," Lordi originally "It Snows In Hell"
Amanda Svenson
"It's Now Sin Hell," Lordi originally "It Snows In Hell"
Kelly Blythe
"It Was Avery Goodyear," Frank Sinatra originally "It Was A Very Good Year"
Whoever Avery Goodyear Might be.
Rhoda Dohr
"It's A Sin When You Love Some Body," Joe Cocker originally "It's A Sin When You Love Somebody"
Uh, as in necrophilia?
Roy Or Bison
"It's Call Ed A Heart," Depeche Mode originally "It's Called A Heart"
It's about time Ed got a heart!
George Straitjacket
"It Sim Possible," Perry Como originally "It's Impossible"
Como must have been good with computers?
George Straitjacket
"It Snot Enough," Starship originally "It's Not Enough"
George Straitjacket
"It's Not My Tim E.," 3 Doors Down originally "It's Not My Time"
George Straitjacket
"It Snot My Time," 3 Doors Down originally "It's Not My Time"
George Straitjacket
"It Snot Over," Daughtry originally "It's Not Over"
George Straitjacket
"It Snot Right, But It's Ok," Whitney Houston originally "It's Not Right, But It's Ok"
George Straitjacket
"It Snot Unusual ," Tom Jones originally "It's Not Unusual"
George Straitjacket
"It Snow Or Never," Elvis Presley originally "It's Now Or Never"
Elvis as a weatherman?
George Straitjacket
"It's Tool Ate," Carole King originally "It's Too Late"
George Straitjacket
"It Stool Ate," Carole King originally "It's Too Late"
Ew!!! New title sounds like a gross sci-fi movie!
George Straitjacket
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