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Entries Beginning with P

"Pa In," Alice Cooper originally "Pain"
Cooper is a dad, must be about when he comes home.
George Straitjacket
"Pain, Ted!," Evans Blue originally "Painted"
Yvette Bristle
"Paint, Ed!," Evans Blue originally "Painted"
Yvette Bristle
"Paint Ed," Evans Blue originally "Painted"
Yvette Bristle
"Pa In, Ted!," Evans Blue originally "Painted"
Yvette Bristle
"Pain, Ted: Ladies," Ian Thomas originally "Painted Ladies"
Yvette Bristle
"Paint Ed, Ladies," Ian Thomas originally "Painted Ladies"
Sutch
"Paint Ed Moon," The Silencers originally "Painted Moon"
George Straitjacket
"Pain - Ted Picture," The Commodores originally "Painted Picture"
Yvette Bristle
"Paint Ed Picture," The Commodores originally "Painted Picture"
Yvette Bristle
"Paint Ed, Taint Ed Rose," Al Martino originally "Painted, Tainted Rose"
Why does Martino want Rose to do that to Ed?
George Straitjacket
"Pal Ace Guard," Rick Nelson originally "Palace Guard"
Yvette Bristle
"Pal Ace Of The Brine," The Pixies originally "Palace Of The Brine"
Makes about as much sense as original!
Angie O'Plasty
"Palisade Spark," Freddy Cannon originally "Palisades Park"
Yvette Bristle
"Pan Is Angelic. Us?," Jackie Evancho originally "Panis Angelicus"
Rita Warmidge
"Pan Is Angel I Cus," Celtic Woman originally "Panis Angelicus"
Mark Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
"Pant "O Mime"," Orgy originally "Pantomime"
Regina Haniger
"Papa W. As A Rolling Stone," The Temptations originally "Papa Was A Rolling Stone"
Barry Amassa Tate
"Pay Per Wings," Rise Against originally "Paper Wings"
Lizzie
"Paradise Is Land," George Baker Selection originally "Paradise Island"
michelle (hell in mice)
"Pa Rents, Just Don't Understand," DJ Jazzy Jeff originally "Parents Just Don't Understand"
Especially since Pa could buy.
George Straitjacket
"Par Is Train," Beth Orton originally "Paris Train"
Sonia Rinzaimayor
"Par I Strain," Beth Orton originally "Paris Train"
How does one strain a par?
Sonia Rinzaimayor
"Par Tone," Robert Andrews originally "Part One"
Yvette Bristle
"Part Y'all The Time ," Eddie Murphy originally "Party All The Time"
George Straitjacket
"Part Yin My Head," Sophie Ellis-Bextor originally "Party In My Head"
And part yang also
Carmen Mistletoe
"Part , Yup!," DMX originally "Party Up"
R.A.P.
"Passin' Time," Beth Orton originally "Pass In Time"
R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"Pass I Ton," Coral originally "Pass It On"
George Straitjacket
"Pa's Sit On," Coral originally "Pass It On"
George Straitjacket
"The Passengers Eat," SheDaisy originally "The Passenger Seat"
Cheryl Jordan
"Pass Ion," Rod Stewart originally "Passion"
Not sure how Rod would pass an atom?
George Straitjacket
"Pass Ion Planet," Thompson Twins originally "Passion Planet"
George Straitjacket
"Passion Ate Desperate Love," Emerson Drive originally "Passionate Desperate Love"
Yvette Bristle
"Pass Ion Ate Desperate Love," Emerson Drive originally "Passionate Desperate Love"
Yvette Bristle
"Pass Ion Ate Kisses," Mary Chapin Carpenter originally "Passionate Kisses"
Hershey Kisses might be too big for an atom?
George Straitjacket
"Passion Ate Kisses," Mary Chapin Carpenter originally "Passionate Kisses"
Well, many of use eat Hershey Kisses, their yummy!
George Straitjacket
"Pat A Pat A.," Miriam Makeba originally "Pata Pata"
Pat someone named "Pat A."
Cheryl Jordan
"Pat A Pan," Traditional originally "Patapan"
And hug a pot too!
Kris Kringle Aguilera
"Pat C. Hit Up," Elvis Presley originally "Patch It Up"
Julia Farda
"Path Of Pa In," Crimson Moonlight originally "Path Of Pain"
Candy Welty
"Pa, Tricia The Stripper," Chris DeBurgh originally "Patricia The Stripper"
Introducing her to his father?
Gretchen Wieners
"Pat Riot," Pearl Jam originally "Patriot"
Patricia McClure
"The Pat Riot Game," The Kingston Trio originally "The Patriot Game"
Carmen Nunki
"The Pat Riot Game," The Kingston Trio originally "The Patriot Game"
Carmen Nunki
"The Pat Riot Game," The Kingston Trio originally "The Patriot Game"
Patricia McClure
"Pawns Hop," Sublime originally "Pawn Shop"
Wendy Torrance
"Peace In Our Tim E.," Eddie Money originally "Peace In Our Time"
George Straitjacket
"Peace! Fully Asleep!," The Life 'N' Soul originally "Peacefully Asleep"
Yvette Bristle
"Pea Nut Butter," The Marathons originally "Peanut Butter"
Anita Grade
"Penny Arc Ade," Roy Orbison originally "Penny Arcade"
Yvette Bristle
"Pen N.Y. Lane," The Beatles originally "Penny Lane"
beegles
"People Will Say We Rein Love," Frank Sinatra originally "People Will Say We're In Love"
Didn't Ol' Blue Eyes was a sadomasochist!
Peter
"Person Al Jesus," Depeche Mode originally "Personal Jesus"
George Straitjacket
"Person Ally," Karla Bonoff originally "Personally"
George Straitjacket
"Pet It, Papa Noel," Josh Groban originally "Petit Papa Noel"
Pet what?
Frank N. Sentzmurrengold
"Photo Graph," Ringo Starr originally "Photograph"
Yvette Bristle
"Physic Ian, Healthy Self," Zao originally "Physician, Heal Thyself"
Rick O'Shea
"Pi An O In The Dark," Brenda Russell originally "Piano In The Dark"
No, Pi = 3.1415... in darkness or light
Margo Gram
"Pi An Oman," Billy Joel originally "Piano Man"
Rick O'Shea
"Pia No Man," Billy Joel originally "Piano Man"
Joel doesn't like women named Pia?
George Straitjacket
"Pick Apart That's New," The Stereophonics originally "Pick A Part That's New"
Nutmeg Ryan
"Pick Me Upon Your Way Down," Pat Zill originally "Pick Me Up On Your Way Down"
Yvette Bristle
"Pickup's Ticks," Dave Brubeck originally "Pick Up Sticks"
Yvette Bristle
"Pickup The Phone," Ciara originally "Pick Up The Phone"
How can a pickup be a phone?
Etta James Taylor Swift
"Picture Sin The Fire," Pat Boone originally "Pictures In The Fire"
Yvette Bristle
"Apiece Of Paper," Gladstone originally "A Piece Of Paper"
Helena Hoover
"Pig Eon," Cannibal Ox originally "Pigeon"
Cheryl Jordan
"Pill Ow! Talk," Sylvia originally "Pillow Talk"
George Straitjacket
"Pilot Of The Air Waves," Charlie Dore originally "Pilot Of The Airwaves"
An airplane pilot waves his/her hand.
Yvette Bristle
"Pimpin' Al Lover The World," Ludacris originally "Pimpin' All Over The World"
Al Lover The World must be some gigolo.
George Straitjacket
"Pimp In Al Lover The World ," Ludacris originally "Pimpin' All Over The World"
Who is Al Lover The World?
George Straitjacket
"Pimp In All Over The World," The Pussycat Dolls featuring Snoop Dogg originally "Pimpin' All Over The World"
George Straitjacket
"Pimp In All Over The World," Ludacris; please submit this entry & not last one originally "Pimpin' All Over The World "
George Straitjacket; need to correct artist
"Pink Ho Uses ," John Mellencamp originally "Pink Houses"
Peter
"Pink Pedal Pus: Hers," Carl Perkins originally "Pink Pedal Pushers"
Yvette Bristle
"Pink Pedal Pus: Hers," Carl Perkins originally "Pink Pedal Pushers"
Yvette Bristle
"Piped Reams," Travis originally "Pipe Dreams"
Yvette Bristle
"Pirate's Hip," The Mighty Mighty Bosstones originally "Pirate Ship"
Sarah Tonin
"Pi Rate Ships," Wendy Waldman originally "Pirate Ships"
Sutch
"Plan E.T., Claire," B-52's originally "Planet Claire"
Sutch
"Play Me Heart Sand Flowers (I Wanna Cry)," Johnny Desmond originally "Play Me Hearts And Flowers (I Wanna Cry)"
Yvette Bristle
"Play, Boy!," The Marvelettes originally "Playboy"
Yvette Bristle
"Play, Boy, After Dark," Sy Coleman originally "Playboy After Dark"
Yvette Bristle
"Play in G in the Band," Grateful Dead originally "Playing in the Band"
Sutch
"Please Don't Dot Hat," Slim Thug originally "Please Don't Do That"
Yvette Bristle
"Pleased On T' Go," KC & The Sunshine Band originally "Please Don't Go"
Disco
"Please Don't Kiss Me: A Gain," The Charmettes originally "Please Don't Kiss Me Again"
Yvette Bristle
"Please Love Me For Eve R.," Bobby Vinton originally "Please Love Me Forever"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Please Tell Him That Is Aid Hello," Debbie Campbell originally "Please Tell Him That I Said Hello"
Yvette Bristle
"Pledge Resist Ants," Aiden originally "Pledge Resistance"
Lizzie
"Plow Ed," Sponge originally "Plowed"
So happy my name is not Ed!
George Straitjacket
"Puny Big Lab," Muse originally "Plug In Baby"
Contradiction Unknown.
PJ
"Gulp In Baby," Muse originally "Plug In Baby"
Nom nom nom.
PJ
"Poetic Just Ice," Kendrick Lamar Featuring Drake originally "Poetic Justice"
Yvette Bristle
"Pointed Toe's Hoes," Carl Perkins originally "Pointed Toe Shoes"
Yvette Bristle
"Poi Son," Alice Cooper originally "Poison"
Cooper trying to get a young guy to in Hawaii?
George Straitjacket
"Poi So Narrow," ABC originally "Poison Arrow"
Poi = a type of Hawaiian food
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Politician Sin My Eyes," Death originally "Politicians In My Eyes"
That's for sure! My ears as well!
Peter
"Pond 'Ere Play," Rihanna originally "Pon De Replay"
Bruce Curb
"Ponder E-Play," Rihanna originally "Pon De Replay"
e-play, as in game-playing on-line
Bruce Curb
"Poor Little Pup Pet," Cathy Carroll originally "Poor Little Puppet"
Yvette Bristle
"A Poor Man's Rose Sora, Rich Man's Gold," Reba McEntire originally "A Poor Man's Roses Or A Rich Man's Gold"
Sora= type of marsh bird (rose colored? unlikely!)
Monica Harpootlian
"Pop Rock Sand Coke," Green Day originally "Pop Rocks And Coke"
George Straitjacket
"Pop Corn," Hot Butter originally "Popcorn"
Sutch
"Pop, Eye Joe!," Ernie K-Doe originally "Popeye Joe"
Yvette Bristle
"Pop, Eye The Hitchhiker!," Chubby Checker originally "Popeye The Hitchhiker"
Yvette Bristle
"Pop Pies," Marcy Playground originally "Poppies"
Can pies be made from pop?
Kristin Carpenter
"Pop, Pin My Collar," Three 6 Mafia originally "Poppin' My Collar"
Yvette Bristle
"Possess Ion," Bad English originally "Possession"
George Straitjacket
"Pot At O'Clock," Scaffold originally "Potato Clock"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Pray Form E," Sixx A.M. originally "Pray For Me"
What kind of prayer would "Form E" be?
Ron N. O'Connor
"Praying For Tim E.," George Michael originally "Praying For Time"
George Straitjacket
"Preach Into The Choir," Rodney Crowell originally "Preachin' To The Choir"
Regina Haniger
"Precious Ill Us Ions," Alanis Morissette originally "Precious Illusions"
Peter
"Precious Tome," Phil Seymour originally "Precious To Me"
Carlito Syrichta
"Precious Tom E.," Phil Seymour originally "Precious to Me"
Sutch
"Precious Tom E.," Phil Seymour originally "Precious to Me"
Sutch
"Press SURE!," Paramore originally "Pressure"
Pres the "Sure" button!
Anonymous
"Pretty Ann, A Belle," Gene Pitney originally "Pretty Annabelle"
Yvette Bristle
"Pretty Butter Fly," Jasmine Guy originally "Pretty Butterfly"
Yvette Bristle
"Pretty Butter Fly," Jasmine Guy originally "Pretty Butterfly"
Yvette Bristle
"Prim Adonna," Marina and the Diamonds originally "Primadonna"
Lefty Lucy
"Prim Rose Lane," Jerry Wallace originally "Primrose Lane"
Yvette Bristle
"Principal's Off Ice," Young MC originally "Principal's Office"
Alyssa Jayne
"The Prison ER ," Howard Jones originally "The Prisoner"
George Straitjacket
"Protest," Skinny Puppy originally "Pro-Test"
Andy Gibbs Free Energy
"Promise Me A Rose (As Light Detail)," Anita Bryant originally "Promise Me A Rose (A Slight Detail)"
Yvette Bristle
"The Promise Of An Ew!! Day," Paula Abdul originally "The Promise Of A New Day"
Sounds like a kind of day Abdul might have. -:)
George Straitjacket
"Promise Sin The Dark," Pat Benatar originally "Promises In The Dark"
George Straitjacket
"The Pro Position," Lou Reed originally "The Proposition"
Yvette Bristle
"Protect Ion," Massive Attack originally "Protection"
George Straitjacket
"Prove I Tall Night," Bruce Springsteen originally "Prove It All Night"
Okay, The Boss you're tall tonight!
Peter
"Psycho Tic Reaction," Count Five originally "Psychotic Reaction"
Happens when you watch Janet Leigh's shower scene?
George Straitjacket
"Public I'm Age," Public Image Limited originally "Public Image"
For those who need to announce they turned 21!
Peter
"Puff The Magic Drag On," Peter, Paul & Mary originally "Puff The Magic Dragon"
Yvette Bristle
"Puff, The Magi CD Rag On," Peter, Paul, And Mary originally "Puff, The Magic Dragon"
The Magi recorded ragtime music??
Cheryl Jordan
"Pump I Tup," Joe Budden originally "Pump It Up"
Peter
"Pump In," Ghostdrummer originally "Pumpin"
Yvette Bristle
"Pump Kin," Starlight Mints originally "Pumpkin"
Yvette Bristle
"Punish Them On Key," Mark Knopfler originally "Punish The Monkey"
Yvette Bristle
"Punk's Lime," The Black Lips originally "Punk Slime"
Yvette Bristle
"Pup Pet Man," The 5th Dimension originally "Puppet Man"
Yvette Bristle
"Pup: Pet On A String," Elvis Presley originally "Puppet On A String"
Yvette Bristle
"The Pup Pet Song," Frankie Avalon originally "The Puppet Song"
Yvette Bristle
"Pure Mass Acre," Silverchair originally "Pure Massacre"
George Straitjacket
"Pus Hit," Salt 'n' Pepa originally "Push It"
George Straitjacket
"Push The Butt On," Sugababes originally "Push The Button"
Yvette Bristle
"Push In Too Hard," The Seeds originally "Pushin' Too Hard"
Yvette Bristle
"Push In Your Luck," Sleepy King originally "Pushin' Your Luck"
Yvette Bristle
"Pus Hit," Tool originally "Pushit"
Glenn Rousseau
"Push It," Tool originally "Pushit"
Glenn Rousseau
"Push Over," Etta James originally "Pushover"
Yvette Bristle
"Put A Light In The Wind: Ow!," The Four Lads originally "Put A Light In The Window"
Yvette Bristle
"Put It To Get Her," Brooke Allison originally "Put It Together"
Yvette Bristle
"Put My High Eels On," Robin Meade originally "Put My High Heels On"
Nicole Parsons
"Put My High Heel, Son," Robin Meade originally "Put My High Heels On"
Yvette Bristle
"Put Your Light Son," Santana with Everlast originally "Put Your Lights On"
George Straitjacket
"Put Your Record Son," Corinne Bailey Rae originally "Put Your Records On"
Peter
"Put Yours, Elf, In My Place," Kylie Minogue originally "Put Yourself In My Place"
Yvette Bristle
"Put Tin On The Ritz," Fred Astaire originally "Puttin' On The Ritz"
George Straitjacket
"Put Tin People On The Moon," Drive-By Truckers originally "Puttin' People On The Moon"
Yvette Bristle

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