Fun Music Information -> Fred Astaire
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Music Jokes:
Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers were having dinner at an expensive New York restaurant. It was the place to be seen and both had dressed for the occasion. Ginger was resplendent in a ball gown and diamond tiara while Fred wore his smartest morning suit. But the evening was marred when the waiter bringing their deserts tripped and covered Fred from head to toe in treacle sponge. 'I�'m terribly sorry' said the waiter. You should be' replied Fred 'Thanks to you I�'ve got pudding on my top hat, pudding on my white tie, pudding on my tails.' Submitted by:
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Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Frederick Austerlitz. Submitted by: music
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "I Love Music" | "Let's Face The Music & Dance," Fred Astaire | Kathy |
| "I Hope You Dance" | "Let's Face The Music & Dance," Fred Astaire | Kathy |
| "White Sport Coat" | "Top Hat, White Tie And Tails," Fred Astaire | Kathy |
| "Dance With Me" | "Cheek To Cheek," Fred Astaire | Kathy |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Let's Face the Music and Dance" | "Klingon Battle Hymn" | Adam Eccleshall |
| "Anything Goes" | "Everything's Prose" | Airfarcewon |
| "Puttin on the Ritz" | "Pop a Couple Zits" | Greg Swartzentruber |
| "Top Hat, White Tie and Tails" | "Gas Cap, Oil Guys, Fat Tails" | Aiirfarcewon |
| "They Can`t Take That Away From Me" | "They Can`t Take That Away From Me" | Phil Carmichael |
| "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off" | "Let's Turn The Spellcheck On" | Invisible Boy |
| "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off" | "Let's Call The Hole Thing Off" | Airfarcewon |
| "Cheek To Cheek" | "Brothers" | Ann Hammond |
| "Puttin' On The Ritz" | "Puttin' On A Bris" | Jeff Stambo |
| "You're The Top" | "You're A Flop" | Airfarcewon |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| We're In The Money | Welfare Hotline | The Madman |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Right Said Fred Astaire
Right Said Fred combined with Fred Astaire
If only Astaire had lived longer...
Submitted By: nally
The Five Astaire Steps
Fred Astaire combined with The Five Stairsteps
Submitted By: Phillip McCraken
Spiral Astaire Case
Fred Astaire combined with Spiral Staircase
Submitted By: Francis A Sissy
Misheard Lyrics:
"You're All The World To Me"
Misheard Lyrics: A Swiss alp as the sun gains favor,
You're Loch Lomond when autumn is the flavor. Original Lyrics: A Swiss alp as the sun grows fainter,
You're Loch Lomond when autumn is the painter. |
Song Title Space Change:
"I'm Old Fashion Ed" originally "I'm Old Fashioned"
And here I thought his name was Fred.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"I Mold Fashion Ed" originally "I'm Old Fashioned"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Put Tin On The Ritz" originally "Puttin' On The Ritz"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Red Fast Stair originally "Fred Astaire"
Submitted by: Ugly Betty Rubble
Fed Rastaire originally "Fred Astaire"
Submitted by: MOR
Ed Frastiare originally "Fred Astaire"
Submitted by: oldtimer
Movies Named After Song Titles:
"Shall We Dance?"
2 films: 1 in 1996, 1 in 2004 with Richard Gere
Submitted by: MOR
