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Entries Beginning with D

"Da Ya Thin Kim Sexy?," Rod Stewart originally "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?"
George Straitjacket
"Daddy Sold Guitar," Hylo Brown originally "Daddy's Old Guitar"
Yvette Bristle
"Daffodil Sand Roses," Gwen Stefani originally "Daffodils And Roses"
Cheryl Jordan
"Daisy Ad, Ay?," Jud Strunk originally "Daisy A Day"
Liberty Anderson
"Dam Age," Chris Brown originally "Damage"
Yvette Bristle
"The Damaged One," Alter Bridge originally "The Damage Done"
Kelly Blythe
"The Dam Aged One," Alter Bridge originally "The Damage Done"
Kelly Blythe
"Dam Aged," Danity Kane originally "Damaged"
Yvette Bristle
"Dam Aged Goods," Gang Of Four originally "Damaged Goods"
A dam might age some kinds of goods.
Emily Lime
"Dam National Ley," Hawkwind originally "Damnation Alley"
Ley = a field of grass and clover
Kelly Blythe
"Dam Nation Alley," Hawkwind originally "Damnation Alley"
Entirely different meaning
Kelly Blythe
"Damn Ed If I Do," Alice Cooper originally "Damned If I Do"
About time someone did that to Ed.
Peter
"Dana B Normal," Blur originally "Dan Abnormal"
Carla Jorgensen
"Dance A Way," Roxy Music originally "Dance Away"
Yvette Bristle
"Dance With My Fat Her," Celine Dion originally "Dance With My Father"
Yvette Bristle
"Dancing Bo Dies," AC/OT originally "Dancing Bodies"
Yvette Bristle
"Dan, Sing for Rain," Rise Against originally "Dancing for Rain"
Lizzie
"Dancing Now Here," Stacey Q originally "Dancing Nowhere"
Yvette Bristle
"Dancing Under Al, A Tin Moon," Candi originally "Dancing Under A Latin Moon"
Regina Haniger
"Dark As A Dung Eon," Wall Of Voodoo originally "Dark As A Dungeon"
Larry The Babel Guy
"Davy Son The Road Again," Manfred Mann's Earth Band originally "Davy's On The Road Again"
Peter
"Ad A Yin The Life," Beatles originally "A Day In The Life"
Peter
"Day Breaker," Electric Light Orchestra originally "Daybreaker"
Yvette Bristle
"Day: Light And Darkness," Smokey Robinson originally "Daylight And Darkness"
Yvette Bristle
"Dead Leave Sand The Dirty Ground," White Stripes originally "Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground "
Peter
"Dead's Kin," Crossfade originally "Dead Skin"
Yvette Bristle
"Dear He Arts And Gentle People," Bing Crosby originally "Dear Hearts And Gentle People"
Peter
"Dear Heart Sand Gentle People," Bing Crosby originally "Dear Hearts And Gentle People "
Peter
"D. Earl Over," Social Distortion originally "Dear Lover"
Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Dear Mr. D.J. Play 'It' Again," Tina Robin originally "Dear Mr. D.J. Play It Again"
Play a song called 'It'
Yvette Bristle
"Dear Mrs. Apple Bee," Flip Cartridge originally "Dear Mrs. Applebee"
Tess O. Gosset
"Dear Mrs. Apple Bee," David Garrick originally "Dear Mrs. Applebee"
Yvette Bristle
"Demon Heart," Luca Turilli originally "Demonheart"
Amber Malone
"Destroy ER," Kinks originally "Destroyer"
George Straitjacket
"Devil Ho Use," Shonen Knife originally "Devil House"
Hannah Bullecter
"De Vil House," Shonen Knife originally "Devil House"
Keep Dalmatians away from there!
Doug Wells
"De Vil In A Fast Car," Sheena Easton originally "Devil In A Fast Car"
As in Cruella De Vil
Veronica Krumpfelhagen
"Devil In Side," INXS originally "Devil Inside"
Yvette Bristle
"De Vil Inside," INXS originally "Devil Inside"
[singing] Cruella De Vil...Cruella De Vil...
Mickey D.
"De Vil Is A Loser," Lordi originally "Devil Is A Loser"
As in Cruella De Vil
Julia Cox
"De Vil With A Blue Dress On," Mitch Ryder originally "Devil With A Blue Dress On"
And a dalmation fur coat.
Rocky Rhodes
"De Vil Woman," Marty Robbins originally "Devil Woman"
Now it's a song about Cruella De Vil!
Linda Radnil
"De Vil Woman," Cliff Richard originally "Devil Woman"
At least, we think Cruella's a woman.
She
"The De Vil You Know," Jesus Jones originally "The Devil You Know"
I only know Cruella through '101 Dalmations'.
George Straitjacket
"De Vil's Haircut," Beck originally "Devil's Haircut"
Cruella got a new hairstyle? About time.
George Straitjacket
"De Vil's Pie," D'Angelo originally "Devil's Pie"
Evil any way you slice it
Liberty Anderson
"Devil Sand Gods," Tori Amos originally "Devils And Gods"
Josh
"Diamond Sand Guns," Transplants originally "Diamonds And Guns"
Stan E. Cox-Hyde
"Diamond Sand Pearls," Prince & the New Power Generation originally "Diamonds And Pearls"
George Straitjacket
"Diamond Sand Rust," Joan Baez originally "Diamonds And Rust"
Yvette Bristle
"Diary Of Jan E.," Breaking Benjamin originally "Diary Of Jane"
Avatarred And Feathered
"Diced Pine Apples," Rick Ross Featuring Wale & Drake originally "Diced Pineapples"
Yvette Bristle
"Did My Tim E," Korn originally "Did My Time"
Peter
"Did You, Eve R., See A Dream Walking," Fats Domino originally "Did You Ever See A Dream Walking"
Yvette Bristle
"Did You Ever See Ad Ream Walking," Fats Domino originally "Did You Ever See A Dream Walking"
Yvette Bristle
"Didn't We Almost Have I Tall," Whtiney Houston originally "Didn't We Almost Have It All"
Whitney remorses not being taller?
Peter
"Die A Not Her Day," Madonna originally "Die Another Day"
That would definitely not be her day! LOL!
Peter
"Die By The S-Word," Slayer originally "Die By The Sword"
Cheryl Jordan
"Die, Rome Antic," Aiden originally "Die Romantic"
Lizzie
"Die With Your Boot, Son," Iron Maiden originally "Die With Your Boots On"
Yvette Bristle
"Digit," The Beatles originally "Dig It"
George Straitjacket
"Dig Up The Con, Jo," Blondie originally "Dig Up The Conjo"
Lucille Ball sized hail
"Dig Gin A Hole," Big Sugar originally "Diggin' A Hole"
Yvette Bristle
"Dig Gin On You," TLC originally "Diggin' On You"
George Straitjacket
"Dig Gin Out," Tommy & The Hustlers originally "Diggin' Out"
Yvette Bristle
"Dil Emma," Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland originally "Dilemma"
Didn't know Emma Thompson went to Bollywood.
Peter
"Dim Bo Man," Neil Sedaka originally "Dimbo Man"
Yvette Bristle
"Diminish Ed," R.E.M. originally "Diminished"
Peter
"Din Go," John Williason originally "Dingo"
If that noise doesn't stop, I'll go crazy!
Cheryl Jordan
"Di Pit Low," Christina Milian originally "Dip It Low"
George Straitjacket
"Direct Ions," Mario originally "Directions"
Candy Welty
"Disappoint Ed," Public Image Ltd. originally "Disappointed"
George Straitjacket
"Disconnect Ed," 5 Seconds Of Summer originally "Disconnected"
Cheryl Jordan
"Disconnect Ed," 5 Seconds Of Summer originally "Disconnected"
Cheryl Jordan
"Disconnect Ed," Face To Face originally "Disconnected"
I'm so happy not to be named Ed.
George Straitjacket
"Dis Ease," Matchbox Twenty originally "Disease"
Uh, oh, the devil is at ease, now!
Peter
"Disgust Ed," Our Lady Peace originally "Disgusted"
Yvette Bristle
"Dis Posable Heroes," Metallica originally "Disposable Heroes"
Jonathan S.
"Do It, Al One!," Sugarcult originally "Do It Alone"
Yvette Bristle
"Do It Tom E.," Lionel Richie originally "Do It To Me"
George Straitjacket
"Dom E.," Bell Biv DeVoe originally "Do Me"
Tori Spelling Bee
"Dome," P-Square originally "Do Me"
Sir Ron Norris
"Dome," Bell Biv Devoe originally "Do Me"
Changes two words into one!
Joe Siebert
"Dome Right," Guy originally "Do Me Right"
Yvette Bristle
"Dome Right (Everybody Needs A Little Love)," Ebonee Webb originally "Do Me Right (Everybody Needs A Little Love)"
Veronica Persica
"Do Me Right (Every Body Needs A Little Love)," Ebonee Webb originally "Do Me Right (Everybody Needs A Little Love)"
Veronica Persica
"Door Die," Papa Roach originally "Do or Die"
Lizzie
"Door Die," Papa Roach originally "Do Or Die"
Can it? Have heard of "Dead as a door NAIL".
Amy Grunt
"Do Some Thing," Macy Gray originally "Do Something"
Renee Sutton
"Do That Tome One More Time," The Captain And Tennille originally "Do That To Me One More Time"
Sonya Raynos
"Do That To Me One More Tim E.," Captain & Tennille originally "Do That To Me One More Time"
George Straitjacket
"Dot Hat To Me One More Time," The Captain And Tennille originally "Do That To Me One More Time"
Sonya Raynos
"Do That Tom E., One More Time," Captain & Tennille originally "Do That To Me One More Time"
George Straitjacket
"Dot Hat Tome One More Time," The Captain And Tennille originally "Do That To Me One More Time"
Sonya Raynos
"Dot Hat To Me One More Time," Captain & Tennille originally "Do That To Me One More Time"
George Straitjacket
"Dot, He Bartman," Simpsons originally "Do The Bartman"
George Straitjacket
"Dot, Hey, Know It's Christmas," Band Aid originally "Do They Know It's Christmas"
Rebel With Santa Claus
"Dow Hat You Like," Foreigner originally "Do What You Like"
Wimpy
"Do You Belie Vein Love?," Huey Lewis And The News originally "Do You Believe In Love?"
Andy Gibb's Free Energy
"Do You're Ally Want Me," Robyn originally "Do You Really Want Me"
George Straitjacket
"Do You Want Top Lay?," Jewel originally "Do You Want To Play?"
Yvette Bristle
"Doctor In The Tardis," Timelords originally "Doctorin' The Tardis"
George Straitjacket
"Doe, She Mean That Much To You?," Eddy Arnold originally "Does He Mean That Much To You?"
Yvette Bristle
"Doesn't Any Body Love Me?," The McGuire Sisters originally "Doesn't Anybody Love Me?"
Yvette Bristle
"Doesn't Somebody Want To Be Want Ed," The Partridge Family originally "Doesn't Somebody Want To Be Wanted"
George Straitjacket
"Doesn't Some Body Want To Be Wanted," The Partridge Family originally "Doesn't Somebody Want To Be Wanted"
A body looking for a head?
George Straitjacket
"Doesn't Some Body Want To Be Wan Ted," The Partridge Family originally "Doesn't Somebody Want To Be Wanted"
If they didn't have a head they might be wan.
George Straitjacket
"Doesn't Somebody Want To Be Wan Ted ," The Partridge Family originally "Doesn't Somebody Want To Be Wanted"
George Straitjacket
"Doesn't Some Body Want To Be Want Ed," The Partridge Family originally "Doesn't Somebody Want To Wanted"
If Ed's body didn't have a head he'd want one.
George Straitjacket
"Dog And Butter Fly," Heart originally "Dog And Butterfly"
Yvette Bristle
"Dog's Tar," Klaatu originally "Dog Star"
Regina Haniger
"Dog Face Soldier," Russ Morgan originally "Dogface Soldier"
Yvette Bristle
"Dog Gin Around," Jackie Wilson originally "Doggin' Around"
Yvette Bristle
"Dog Gin: A Round," Jackie Wilson originally "Doggin' Around"
Yvette Bristle
"Dog, Ma," Marilyn Manson originally "Dogma"
Yvette Bristle
"Dog Wood," Colorado originally "Dogwood"
Yvette Bristle
"Do In It," LL Cool J originally "Doin' It"
George Straitjacket
"Do I Nit?," LL Cool J originally "Doin' It"
For your sake I hope not!
George Straitjacket
"Do In Our Thing," Clarence Carter originally "Doin' Our Thing"
Yvette Bristle
"Do In The Cockroach," Modest Mouse originally "Doin' The Cockroach"
Peter
"Do In The Continental Walk," Danny & The Juniors originally "Doin' The Continental Walk"
Yvette Bristle
"Do In The Jerk," The Walker Brothers originally "Doin' The Jerk"
Yvette Bristle
"Doin' Tim E.," Sublime originally "Doin' Time"
George Straitjacket
"Do In Tim E.," Sublime originally "Doin' Time"
George Straitjacket
"Do In Time," Sublime originally "Doin' Time"
George Straitjacket
"Doin' Git All For My Baby," Huey Lewis And The News originally "Doing It All For My Baby"
I hope the Git didn't mind.
Peter
"Doing I Tall For My Baby," Huey Lewis & The News originally "Doing It All For My Baby"
Isn't being tall natural.
George Straitjacket
"Don Task Me," Public Image Ltd. originally "Don't Ask Me"
George Straitjacket
"Don't Be Square (Bet Here)," Adam & The Ants originally "Don't Be Square (Be There)"
Yvette Bristle
"Don T., Close Your Eyes," Kix originally "Don't Close Your Eyes"
Yvette Bristle
"Don't Cry Not Ears," Neil Young originally "Don't Cry No Tears"
George Straitjacket
"Don't, Dom E.," Randy Bell originally "Don't Do Me"
Tori Spelling Bee
"Don T., Do Me," Randy Bell originally "Don't Do Me"
Tori Spelling Bee
"Don't Dome," Randy Bell originally "Don't Do Me"
Tori Spelling Bee
"Don't Dome Like That," Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers originally "Don't Do Me Like That"
George Straitjacket
"Don't Fall In Love With Ad Reamer," Kenny Rogers & Kim Carnes originally "Don't Fall In Love With A Dreamer"
Advice from AMC's "Mad Men" series?
George Straitjacket
"Don't Get A Round Much Anymore," Duke Ellington originally "Don't Get Around Much Anymore"
Must have gone on a diet.
George Straitjacket
"Don't Get Mew, Ron G.," The Pretenders originally "Don't Get Me Wrong"
Evil Olive
"Don't Have To Shop A Round," The Mad Lads originally "Don't Have To Shop Around"
Yvette Bristle
"Don Tit Make My Brown Eyes Blue," Crystal Gayle originally "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"
George Straitjacket
"Don't Leave Met His Way," Thelma Houston originally "Don't Leave Me This Way"
George Straitjacket
"Don't Le Tit Bring You Down," Neil Young originally "Don't Let It Bring You Down"
It depends?
Peter
"Don't Le Tit End," Styx originally "Don't Let It End"
George Straitjacket
"Don't Let I Tend," Styx originally "Don't Let It End "
George Straitjacket
"Don't Let Med Own," Leona Lewis originally "Don't Let Me Down"
Meredith Harshaw
"Don't Let The Stars Get In You, Reyes," Perry Como originally "Don't Let The Stars Get In Your Eyes"
Reyes is a Hispanic last name.
Yvette Bristle
"Don't Let The Sun God Own On Me," Elton John originally "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Don't let the Sun God own WHAT on him?
Marlene L. Ram
"Don't Make A Fool Of Yours, Elf," Stacey Q originally "Don't Make A Fool Of Yourself"
The Quirkfetch Kid
"Don't Mean No Thing," Richard Marx originally "Don't Mean Nothing"
Cal Amari
"Don't Mess With Myra Dio," Nivea originally "Don't Mess With My Radio"
Naomi Swanson
"Don't She Date A.R.," Paul Carrack originally "Don't Shed A Tear"
Whoever A.R. is
Lois Teem
"Don't Shed At Ear," Paul Carrack originally "Don't Shed A Tear"
Lois Teem
"Don't Sit On My Jimmy's Hands," Richard Thompson originally "Don't Sit On My Jimmy Shands"
Opie M.
"Don T's Peak," No Doubt originally "Don't Speak"
Josh
"Don't Stand So Close Tom E. ," Police originally "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
George Straitjacket
"Don't Stop Men: Ow!," Toto originally "Don't Stop Me Now"
Yvette Bristle
"Don't Tell Me You Love M. E.," Night Ranger originally "Don't Tell Me You Love Me"
Sung to a loved one who recently died?
George Straitjacket
"Don't That Be A Tall," Adam Faith originally "Don't That Beat All"
Peter
"Don't That Be At All," Adam Faith originally "Don't That Beat All"
Peter
"Don't Thin Kim Not," Kandi originally "Don't Think I'm Not"
Confusing double negative
Erika Clarkson
"Don't! Touch Me There," The Tubes originally "Don't Touch Me There"
Yvette Bristle
"Don T., Touch Me There," The Tubes originally "Don't Touch Me There"
Emily Lime
"Don't Wanna Live Inside, Myself," Bee Gees originally "Don't Wanna Live Inside Myself"
Yvette Bristle
"Don't You, Eva H.," Spoon originally "Don't You Evah"
Rocky Rhodes
"Don't You Forge Tab Out Me," Simple Minds originally "Don't You Forget About Me"
Wouldn't know how if I wanted to!
Dogniss Everdeen
"Doom Ed," Sinister originally "Doomed"
Yvette Bristle
"Doomsday Avert Ed," Rasputina originally "Doomsday Averted"
Leanne Cantrell(not to fret; relling is overrated)
"Dorm Ant," Neranature originally "Dormant"
Yvette Bristle
"Dormant Bo Dies Bursting," Cannibal Corpse originally "Dormant Bodies Bursting"
Yvette Bristle
"Dorm Ant Bodies Bursting," Cannibal Corpse originally "Dormant Bodies Bursting"
Yvette Bristle
"Dot Tie," Danny & The Juniors originally "Dottie"
Yvette Bristle
"Double A Gent," Amanda Marshall originally "Double Agent"
Cheryl Jordan
"Down By These Aside," Led Zeppelin originally "Down By The Seaside"
Barry Amassa Tate
"Downin' A Hole," Alice In Chains originally "Down In a Hole"
How do you down a hole?
Jonathan S.
"Down I Nit," Nine Inch Nails originally "Down In It"
Ew!!!
George Straitjacket
"Down Town," Petula Clark originally "Downtown"
Tim Panuchus
"Down Town," Petula Clark originally "Downtown"
Yvette Bristle
"Down Town Boys," Infernal originally "Downtown Boys"
Yvette Bristle
"Down Town Life," Hall & Oates originally "Downtown Life"
Yvette Bristle
"Drag On," Tori Amos originally "Dragon"
Josh
"Drag On Attack," Queen originally "Dragon Attack"
George Straitjacket
"Drag On Days," Alicia Keys originally "Dragon Days"
As when something is delayed for days.
Ingrid McCannless
"Drag Ula," Rob Zombie originally "Dragula"
Like Ula from Mel Brooks' "The Producers?"
Jonathan S.
"Drama Mine," Modest Mouse originally "Dramamine"
Leanne Cantrell(not to fret; relling is overrated)
"Draw Me Near ER," Meredith Andrews originally "Draw Me Nearer"
Cheryl Jordan
"Dream Ad Ream (Elysium)," Charlotte Church and Billy Gillman originally "Dream A Dream (Elysium)"
Wendy Torrance
"Ad Ream Away ," Cars originally "A Dream Away"
George Straitjacket
"Dream Comet Rue," Frozen Ghost originally "Dream Come True"
Lucy Slanks
"Dre Am Pol Ice," Cheap Trick originally "Dream Police"
Dr Dre is ice cold? But what kind of Pol?
Peter
"Dre Am Pol Ice," Cheap Trick originally "Dream Police"
Dr Dre is ice cold? But what kind of Pol?
Peter
"Dre Am Police," Cheap Trick originally "Dream Police"
Dr Dre is the police, now? Interesting.
Peter
"Dre Am Po Lice," Cheap Trick originally "Dream Police"
Dr Dre is the lice in a river in Italy?
Peter
"Dream ER," Supertramp originally "Dreamer"
An ER just to dream, sounds peaceful.
Peter
"Ad Reamer's Holiday," Buddy Clark originally "A Dreamer's Holiday"
Regina Olsen
"Dream In," Johnny Burnette originally "Dreamin'"
Yvette Bristle
"Dream In Gad, Ream," Crown Heights Affair originally "Dreaming A Dream"
Lydia Helton
"Dreaming Ad Ream," Crown Heights Affair originally "Dreaming A Dream"
Lydia Helton
"Dre Am Lover," Mariah Carey originally "Dreamlover"
Didn't know Mariah and Dr. Dre were lovers.
Peter
"Dream Sleep," Attrition originally "Dreamsleep"
Yvette Bristle
"Dress Ed For Success," Roxette originally "Dressed For Success"
George Straitjacket
"Drift In Blues," Bobby Bland originally "Driftin' Blues"
Yvette Bristle
"Drinkin' Gin L.A.," Bran Van 3000 originally "Drinking In L.A."
George Straitjacket
"Drop It Like It Shot," Snoop Dogg featuring Pharrell originally "Drop It Like It's Hot "
George Straitjacket
"Drown Ed World," Madonna originally "Drowned World"
Ed better be concerned with Madonna is after him!
George Straitjacket
"Drown In My Sorrows," Connie Francis originally "Drownin' My Sorrows"
Yvette Bristle
"Drownin' Gin The Sea Of Love ," Joe Simon originally "Drowning In The Sea Of Love"
George Straitjacket
"Dustin' The Wind," Kansas originally "Dust In The Wind"
Wind is not an easy thing to dust!
Amber D'Allesio
"Dustin the Wind," Kansas originally "Dust in the Wind"
And you thought they called it Mariah!
craZydon
"Dutch Man's Gold," Walter Brennan With Billy Vaughn originally "Dutchman's Gold"
Yvette Bristle

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