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Entries Beginning with C

"Cage, Drat!," Soul Asylum originally "Caged Rat"
Nicole Velocin
"California Dream In," Mamas & The Papas originally "California Dreamin'"
George Straitjacket
"Call Me A Lice," Rasputina originally "Call Me Alice"
Okay, you're a lice!
Peter
"Call Meal Ice," Rasputina originally "Call Me Alice"
Perry Chucker
"Call Me May Be," Carly Rae Jepsen originally "Call Me Maybe"
Francis A. Sissy
"Call Off These Arch," Katie Melua originally "Call Off The Search"
Heidi Sharpe
"They Call The Wind Maria H.," The Kingston Trio originally "The Call The Wind Mariah"
Cheryl Jordan
"Call In All Boys," Ruby Johnson originally "Callin' All Boys"
Yvette Bristle
"Call In Doctor Casey," John D. Loudermilk originally "Callin' Doctor Casey"
Yvette Bristle
"Callin' Gall Angels," Train originally "Calling All Angels"
George Straitjacket
"Camp U.S.," Vampire Weekend originally "Campus"
Claire Annette Player
"Camp Us," Vampire Weekend originally "Campus"
Claire Annette Player
"Can It Rust You?," The Bachelors originally "Can I Trust You?"
Yvette Bristle
"Can You Find It In Your He Art," Tony Bennett originally "Can You Find It In Your Heart"
Yvette Bristle
"Can't Bet A Med," Miley Cyrus originally "Can't Be Tamed"
Renee Scoggins
"Can't Eve N. Tell," Soul Asylum originally "Can't Even Tell"
Maybe she can, maybe she can't.
Sheena Weston
"Can't Eve N. Tell," Soul Assylum originally "Can't Even Tell"
Cheryl Jordan
"Can't Keep This Feelin' Gin," Cliff Richard originally "Can't Keep This Feeling In"
Only if you drink more gin.
Peter
"Can't Say 'No Thin'," Curtis Mayfield originally "Can't Say Nothin'"
Yvette Bristle
"Can't Seethe Forest For The Trees," Confide originally "Can't See The Forest For The Trees"
Yvette Bristle
"Can't Stand Men, Ow!," Libertines originally "Can't Stand Me Now"
Not all men are that bad.
George Straitjacket
"Can'ts Top Lovin' You," Van Halen originally "Can't Stop Lovin' You"
Too many "I can'ts" in the way?
Josh
"Can't Stop This Thing We Start Ed," Bryan Adams originally "Can't Stop This Thing We Started"
George Straitjacket
"Can'ts Top This Thing We Started," Bryan Adams originally "Can't Stop This Thing We Started"
George Straitjacket
"Can Twin," Richard Thompson originally "Can't Win"
Cheryl Jordan
"Can Dye Very Body Wants," 10,000 Maniacs originally "Candy Everybody Wants"
Selena Stopmez
"Candy Every Body Wants," 10,000 Maniacs originally "Candy Everybody Wants"
Sutch
"Candy's Hop," 50 Cent originally "Candy Shop"
What kind of hop does Candy have?
Trina Lufkin
"Can Ned Ham," Norman Greenbaum originally "Canned Ham"
Sutch
"Can't Al Oop," US3 originally "Cantaloop"
George Straitjacket
"Capita LG," Nine Inch Nails originally "Capital G"
What the bleed does THAT mean?
Jonathan S.
"Cap It, Al G.," Nine Inch Nails originally "Capital G"
Jonathan S.
"Cap Size," Ephemera originally "Capsize"
Yvette Bristle
"Car Am I, A ," Jay & The Americans originally "Cara Mia"
Okay, if that's what you think you are.
George Straitjacket
"Car: A Van," Van Morrison originally "Caravan"
Yvette Bristle
"Car A Van Of Love," The Housemartins originally "Caravan Of Love"
Oh, is THAT what a car is?
Lisa Basil
"Care Less Love," Ray Charles originally "Careless Love"
Yvette Bristle
"Car Nation," Jam originally "Carnation"
Sutch
"Car Pet," Emily Haines originally "Carpet"
Yvette Bristle
"Car Pet Man," The 5th Dimension originally "Carpet Man"
Yvette Bristle
"Carrie Ann E.," The Hollies originally "Carrie Anne"
Cheryl Jordan
"Car Sand Girls," Prefab Sprout originally "Cars And Girls"
George Straitjacket
"Cast Les In The Air," Don McLean originally "Castles In The Air"
Candy Welty
"Cast Les In The Sand," Stevie Wonder originally "Castles In The Sand"
Yvette Bristle
"Cat On Ale Ash," Herder originally "Cat On A Leash"
Whatever ale ash is
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Cat On A Lea -- Sh....!," Herder originally "Cat On A Leash"
Is the cat sleeping on the lea?
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Cat's Eye In The Wind: Ow!," Tommy James originally "Cat's Eye In The Window"
Yvette Bristle
"Cat Sin The Cradle," Harry Chapin originally "Cat's In The Cradle"
George Straitjacket
"Cat Sin The Well," Bob Dylan originally "Cat's In The Well"
Peter
"Cat: A Tonic," Slayer originally "Catatonic"
Yvette Bristle
"Cat Chaw Ave.," Beach Boys originally "Catch A Wave"
'Chaw' as in an alternative spelling of 'chew'.
Son Of A Beach
"Celebrity's Kin," Hole originally "Celebrity Skin"
Renee Sutton
"Censors Hit," The Ramones originally "Censorshit"
Sutch
"Century Send," Donald Fagen originally "Century's End"
Yvette Bristle
"Chain Ed," Marvin Gaye originally "Chained"
Yvette Bristle
"Chain Ed And Bound," Otis Redding originally "Chained And Bound"
Yvette Bristle
"Chain Ed To The Wheel," Black Sorrows originally "Chained To The Wheel"
Now, that's just becoming to cruel to Ed!
Peter
"Chalk Out Line," Three Days Grace originally "Chalk Outline"
Alyssa Jayne
"Change (In The House, Off Lies)," Deftones originally "Change (In The House Of Flies)"
Jonathan S.
"Change Sin Latitudes, Change Sin Attitudes," Jimmy Buffett originally "Changes In Latitudes, Changes In Attitudes"
Tiffany Furlong
"Charlie The Met Had One Man," Fastball originally "Charlie The Methadone Man"
Lydia Idyl
"Char Mat Tack," Leona Naess originally "Charm Attack"
Consta Pate
"Charm At Tack," Leona Naess originally "Charm Attack"
Consta Pate
"Chasing Rain Bows," Blue Magic originally "Chasing Rainbows"
Sutch
"Chasin' Grain Bows," Shed Seven originally "Chasing Rainbows"
Doug Pitts
"Cheap Sung Lasses," ZZ Top originally "Cheap Sunglasses"
Logarithm and Blues
"Cheat Ed Hearts," Yeah Yeah Yeahs originally "Cheated Hearts"
Josh
"Cheat Ed On Me," Gavin Degraw originally "Cheated On Me"
Cheryl Jordan
"Cheese Burg Erin Paradise," Jimmy Buffett originally "Cheeseburger In Paradise"
Trevor Overt
"Chelsea's Mile," Bring Me The Horizon originally "Chelsea Smile"
Consuela Sanchez
"Chill Sand Fever," Tom Jones originally "Chills And Fever"
Yvette Bristle
"Chops Ticks," Liz Phair originally "Chopsticks"
Cheryl Jordan
"Chop Sticks," Liz Phair originally "Chopsticks"
Cheryl Jordan
"Christa Rose," Robert Lowry originally "Christ Arose"
Cheryl Jordan
"Chris T. Arose," Robert Lowry originally "Christ Arose"
Cheryl Jordan
"Christ, Ian's Awake, Salute The Happy Morn," Traditional originally "Christians Awake, Salute The Happy Morn"
Mark Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
"Christ In E," Ben Jelen originally "Christine"
A song called "Christ" in the key of E
Cheryl Jordan
"Christ, Ma's At Ground Zero," Weird Al Yankovic originally "Christmas At Ground Zero"
Sandi Patty Melt
"Christ Ma's At K-Mart," Root Boy Slim originally "Christmas At K-Mart"
Virgin Mary procrastinates as well?
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Christ Ma's At the Zoo," Flaming Lips originally "Christmas At the Zoo"
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Christ Ma's Blues," Canned Heat originally "Christmas Blues"
From that time she spent with the devil?
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Christ Ma's Celebration," B.B. King originally "Christmas Celebration"
On New Year's Eve?
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Christ, Ma's Day," Dido originally "Christmas Day"
Kris Kringle Aguilera
"Christ Ma's Dinner," Tennessee Ernie Ford originally "Christmas Dinner"
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Christ Ma's Dragnet," Stan Freberg originally "Christmas Dragnet"
So, she could investigate mystery of her pregnancy
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Christ Ma's in America," Pat Benatar originally "Christmas in America"
The question now: Is she legal or illegal?
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Christ, Ma's In Dixie," Alabama originally "Christmas In Dixie"
Does one need to tell Christ where Ma is?
Amber Wayland
"Christ Ma's in Hollis," Run-D.M.C. originally "Christmas in Hollis"
Wherever Hollis is?
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Christ Ma Sin Killarney," Bing Crosby originally "Christmas In Killarney"
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Christ Ma's in My Hometown," Charley Pride originally "Christmas in My Hometown"
But I would tell the Feds I haven't seen her.
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Christ Ma's in New Orleans," Louis Armstrong originally "Christmas in New Orleans"
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Christ Ma's in the Caribbean," Jimmy Buffett originally "Christmas in the Caribbean"
A nice warm place for the Virgin Mary this year?
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Christmas Is Land," Kristin Chenoweth originally "Christmas Island"
So a holiday can be a tract of land?!?
Ingrid McCannless
"Christ Ma's Island," Kristin Chenoweth originally "Christmas Island"
Nice gift for the Virgin Mary, her own island!
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Christ Ma's Lights," Coldplay originally "Christmas Lights"
She's decorating her stable this year?
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Christ Ma Slights," Coldplay originally "Christmas Lights"
Like how she stayed a Virgin?
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Christ Ma's Night in Harlem," Louis Armstrong originally "Christmas Night in Harlem"
Well, they were supposedly a poor family.
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Christ Ma's Rappin'," Kurtis Blow originally "Christmas Rappin'"
Didn't know they had rap in the New Testament?
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Christ Mass Hoes," Bob Carlisle originally "Christmas Shoes"
Hoes used in some kind of observance of mass?
Perry Hotter
"Christ Ma's Through Your Eyes," Gloria Estefan originally "Christmas Through Your Eyes"
Now, she's just getting violent?
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Christmas Tim E. Is Here ," Traditional originally "Christmas Time Is Here"
Just what I wanted for Christmas a Tim E.?
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Christ Ma's Tim E. Is Here," Traditional originally "Christmas Time Is Here"
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Christ, Ma's Time's A-Coming," Emmylou Harris originally "Christmas Time's A-Coming"
Donna Rand Blitzen
"A Christmas Tore Member," Amy Grant originally "A Christmas To Remember"
Frank N. Sentzmurrengold
"Christ Ma's Vacation," Mavis Staples originally "Christmas Vacation"
She's probably in the Caribbean with Jimmy Buffett
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Christ Ma's With The Devil," Spinal Tap originally "Christmas With The Devil"
Damn nice place for the Virgin Mary?
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Chromes I Tar," T. Rex originally "Chrome Sitar"
Martina McBride Of Frankenstein
"Chuck E. Sin Love," Rickie Lee Jones originally "Chuck E's In Love"
Jodie Kite
"Church Of Hot Ad Diction," Cobra Starship originally "Church Of Hot Addiction"
Martha Ford
"Church Of The Po Is On Mind," Culture Club originally "Church Of The Poison Mind"
Thinking of a church along a river in Italy?
Jodie Blackwelder
"Cigarette Sand Alcohol," Oasis originally "Cigarettes And Alcohol"
George Straitjacket
"Cinder Ella," Britney Spears originally "Cinderella"
Diane McMaster
"A Cinder, Ella's Tory," Mudvayne originally "A Cinderella Story"
Hannah Montanalestes
"Cinder Ella Story," Platinum Blonde originally "Cinderella Story"
Celeste
"A Cinderella's Tory," Mudvayne originally "A Cinderella Story"
Christine Curry
"Cindy Incident Ally," Faces originally "Cindy Incidentally"
Yvette Bristle
"Citizenship," Patti Smith Group originally "Citizen Ship"
Yvette Bristle
"Cleanup Tim E.," John Lennon originally "Cleanup Time"
George Straitjacket
"Closet O' Cathy," Mike Clifford originally "Close To Cathy"
Cheryl Jordan
"Closet O' Me," The Cure originally "Close To Me"
Peter
"Close Tom E.," The Cure originally "Close To Me"
Peter
"Closet O' You," Maxi Priest originally "Close To You"
Job Lowe
"Close to Get Her," Jimmy Reed originally "Close Together"
Sutch
"Closing Tim E.," Semisonic originally "Closing Time"
George Straitjacket
"Code Pen Dent," Adema originally "Co-Dependent"
Ring Around The Rosie O'Donnell Abu Dhabi
"Code Pendent," Adema originally "Co-Dependent"
Ring Around The Rosie O'Donnell Abu Dhabi
"Coffee's Hop Soundtrack," All Time Low originally "Coffeeshop Soundtrack"
Bruce Curb
"Cold Heart Ed," Paula Abdul originally "Cold Hearted"
George Straitjacket
"Cold, Cold He Art," Norah Jones originally "Cold, Cold Heart"
Yvette Bristle
"Color Him Fat Her," Winstons originally "Color Him Father"
Peter
"Color Ed People," DC Talk originally "Colored People"
George Straitjacket
"Comb At Baby," Metric originally "Combat Baby"
Yvette Bristle
"Come And Talk Tom E.," Jodeci originally "Come And Talk To Me"
George Straitjacket
"Come Back Tom E.," Janet Jackson originally "Come Back To Me"
George Straitjacket
"Com E-on Eileen," Dexy's Midnight Runners originally "Come On Eileen"
Eileen has become an internet geek?
George Straitjacket
"Come Origin Al," 311 originally "Come Original"
George Straitjacket
"Comet O' Jesus," Mindy Smith originally "Come To Jesus"
Reese Witherfork
"Comet O' Life," Alter Bridge originally "Come To Life"
Some theories of life's origin indicate such thing
Alan Toyce
"Come, Tom E.," France Joli originally "Come To Me"
Wendy Torrance
"Comet O' Me," France Joli originally "Come To Me"
She has her own comet?
Cheryl Jordan
"Come To Them, Anger," Donny Osmond originally "Come To The Manger"
Mary Ann Brite
"Come To Get Her," Aerosmith originally "Come Together"
Kellie
"Comet, O Get Her," The Beatles originally "Come Together"
The new comet is coming to get someone!
Regina Haniger
"Comfort ER," Shai originally "Comforter"
I thought all ERs are supposed to be comforting.
George Straitjacket
"Coming A Round, A Gain," Carly Simon originally "Coming Around Again"
MOR
"Comin' Gout Of The Dark," Gloria Estefan originally "Coming Out Of The Dark"
George Straitjacket
"Comin' Gun Done," KoRn originally "Coming Undone"
My mum came up with this one.(She likes this song)
Jonathan S.
"Commissioning a Symphony Inc.," Cake originally "Commissioning a Symphony In C"
Yeah, but it
Josh
"Committ Ed," A Flock Of Seagulls originally "Committed"
Might keep Ed safe to committ him.
George Straitjacket
"Confession Sofa Broken Heart," Lindsay Lohan originally "Confessions Of A Broken Heart"
Lucille Ball sized hail
"Connect Ed," Stereo MC's originally "Connected"
Lucinda Blair
"Connect Ed," Stereo MC's originally "Connected"
George Straitjacket
"Connect Ion," Elastica originally "Connection"
George Straitjacket
"Cosmic Pat Riot," Dan Zimmerman originally "Cosmic Patriot"
Carmen Stokes
"Costa: Fine Town," Splinter originally "Costafine Town"
Yvette Bristle
"Cot Ton Candy," Al Hirt originally "Cotton Candy"
Yvette Bristle
"Cot, Ton-Eye Joe," Rednex originally "Cotton Eye Joe"
Wow, Joe has a heavy eye!
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Cot Tone, Ye, Joe," Rednex originally "Cotton Eye Joe"
Whatever a cot tone would be....
D. Melody Dole, MD
"Cot Ton Mouth," Seals & Crofts originally "Cotton Mouth"
Sutch
"Couldn't G.E. Tit Right," Climax Blues Band originally "Couldn't Get It Right "
General Electric will never be thought of the same
Peter
"Country's Ad Ballad Man," Blur originally "Country Sad Ballad Man"
Josh
"Country Sad Ball Ad Man," Blur originally "Country Sad Ballad Man"
Condoleezza Rice Pilaf
"Country Sun, Shine!," Dottie West originally "Country Sunshine"
Yvette Bristle
"Coven Try Carol," Traditional originally "Coventry Carol"
A coven might find Christmas caroling difficult?
Donna Rand Blitzen
"Cove Rage," David Crosby originally "Coverage"
Anna Faris Wheel
"Cover Ed," Uh Huh Her originally "Covered"
Yvette Bristle
"Cove Red," Uh Huh Her originally "Covered"
Yvette Bristle
"Cover Ed In The Rain," John Mayer originally "Covered In The Rain"
Diana Jasper
"Cove Red In The Rain," John Mayer originally "Covered In The Rain"
Diana Jasper
"Cowboy, Sand, Angels," Dustin Lynch originally "Cowboys And Angels"
Alyssa Jayne
"Cow, Boy, Sand, Angels," Dustin Lynch originally "Cowboys And Angels"
Alyssa Jayne
"Cow, Boys, And Angels," Dustin Lynch originally "Cowboys And Angels"
Alyssa Jayne
"Cowboy Sin Hong Kong (As Far As Siam)," Red Rider originally "Cowboys In Hong Kong (As Far As Siam) "
Naughty cowboy!
Peter
"Crash In Tom E.," Dave Matthews Band originally "Crash Into Me"
George Straitjacket
"Crawl In," Alice Cooper originally "Crawlin'"
Especially since Alice thinks he's a spider.
Peter
"Crazy Ex-Girl Friend," Miranda Lambert originally "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
Did someone get a sex-change?
Condoleezza Rice Pilaf
"Creep In," Eric Church originally "Creepin'"
Alyssa Jayne
"Creep In And Peep In," Jesse Price originally "Creepin' And Peepin'"
Yvette Bristle
"Criminal In Tent," Robyn originally "Criminal Intent"
Kara Oke
"Crimson Car Pet," Lu7 originally "Crimson Carpet"
Yvette Bristle
"Cross Of Hat Red," Angel Dust originally "Cross Of Hatred"
Ah, I WONDERED what color a cross of hat was!
Rita Warmidge
"Cross Out Thee, Yes," Thursday originally "Cross Out The Eyes"
Lydia Helton
"Crosseye Dan D. Painless," Talking Heads originally "Crosseyed And Painless"
George Straitjacket
"Cruel Ty," Kosheen originally "Cruelty"
Yvette Bristle
"Cruel Ty Brought Thee Orchids," Cradle Of Filth originally "Cruelty Brought Thee Orchids"
Don't fall for his scheme! Ty is a mean one!
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Crush Ed," Limp Bizkit originally "Crushed"
George Straitjacket
"Cry In," Aerosmith originally "Cryin'"
George Straitjacket
"Cry In All Night," Airplay originally "Cryin' All Night"
Yvette Bristle
"Cryin' Gin The Chapel," Elvis Presley originally "Crying In The Chapel"
Some church services might do that to you.
Peter
"Cryin' Gin The Rain," A-ha originally "Crying In The Rain"
That would be something to cry about. -:)
Peter
"Cry In Gout For Me," Mario originally "Crying Out For Me"
Priscilla Throckmorton
"Cup Id," Sam Cooke originally "Cupid"
Can a cup have an id??
Daryl Hannah Montana
"Cup I'd Shuffle," Cupid originally "Cupid Shuffle"
Cheryl Jordan
"Cup Id Shuffle," Cupid originally "Cupid Shuffle"
Cheryl Jordan
"Curl Ed Up Around The World," Christopher Cross originally "Curled Up Around The World"
Yvette Bristle
"Cut A Cross, Shorty," Eddie Cochran originally "Cut Across, Shorty"
Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend
"Cy, Clone," Baby Bash originally "Cyclone"
Cy, go clone some animals.
Cheryl Jordan

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