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Song Parodies for Carly Simon

Original SongParody SongParody Author
"Anticipation" "Ain't Separation" "John A. Barry"
"Anticipation" "Alliteration" "John A. Barry"
"Anticipation" "Ann Coulter's Nation" "William Tong"
"Anticipation" "Antacid Tablets" "Guy DiRito"
"Anticipation" "Anticipation" "Tommy Turtle"
"Anticipation" "Apocopation" "John A. Barry"
"Anticipation" "Atmo’ Ablation!" "John A. Barry"
"Anticipation" "Bad Conjugation" "Arwen"
"Anticipation" "Canned Nomination" "William Tong"
"Anticipation" "Collaboration" "Tommy Turtle"
"Anticipation" "Decapitation" "Robert D. Arndt Jr."
"Anticipation" "Defenestration" "Merry & Pippin"
"Anticipation" "De-Lamination" "Steve Kalafut"
"Anticipation" "I'm On Vacation" "Michael Pacholek"
"Anticipation" "Inauguration" "John A. Barry"
"Anticipation" "Indoctrination" "John A. Barry"
"Anticipation" "Instantiation" "John A. Barry"
"Anticipation" "Investigations" "Randy Hearn"
"Anticipation" "Iraqization" "William Tong"
"Anticipation" "It's Constipation" "Jan Unwin"
"Anticipation" "Man Tits Invasion" "John A. Barry"
"Anticipation" "Mass Immigration" "mac195"
"Anticipation" "Precipitation" "Rick Duncan"
"Anticipation" "Procrastination" "David Chrenko"
"Anticipation" "Rank Dissipation" "John A. Barry"
"Anticipation" "Reincarnation" "John A. Barry"
"Anticipation" "Reincarnation" "John A. Barry"
"Anticipation" "Transfiguration" "John A. Barry"
"Big Yellow Taxi" "Hot Night In Vegas" "Dee Range"
"Fly in Me Face" "Guy in Me Face" "Rick Duncan"
"Haven't Got Time For The Pain" "Bush Hasn't Got Time To Explain" "William Tong"
"Haven't Got Time for the Pain" "Haven't Got Time for the Shame" "Ingeborg S. Nordén"
"I Haven't Got Time For The Pain" "Egor Go And FInd Me A Brain" "Silly Willie"
"I Haven't Got Time for the Pain" "He Hasn't Got Some Novocaine" "John A. Barry"
"In The Wee Small Hours Of The Morning" "When The Moon Is Full After Twilight" "2Eagle"
"Jesse" "Jesse (why Did You Use The" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Let The River Run" "Let Illegals Vote" "Patrick McWilliams"
"Let The River Run" "Let The Masks Come Off" "Patrick McWilliams"
"(Lovin' You's) The Right Thing to Do" "(Stuffin' You's) The Right Thing to Do" "Merry & Pippin"
"Man Sublimation" "Man Sublimation" "John A. Barry"
"Nobody Does It Better" "Anybody Would Be Better" "Walt Conner"
"Nobody Does It Better" "Anybody Would Be Better" "Walt Conner"
"Nobody Does It Better" "Bush Buddies Are So Bitter" "William Tong"
"Nobody Does It Better" "If I Was Hugh Hefner" "Tony Wiseguy"
"Nobody Does It Better" "Kerry's So Very Bitter" "Sarcastic Paranoid"
"Nobody Does It Better" "Nobody Can Forget Her" "Michael Pacholek"
"Nobody Does It Better" "Nobody Can't Do Better" "Michael Pacholek"
"Nobody Does It Better" "Nobody "Does" Like Vitter" "Michael Pacholek"
"Nobody Does It Better" "Nobody Loves Bed Wetters" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Nobody Does It Better" "Nobody Mails It Better" "giblet o'sarcasm"
"Nobody Does It Better" "Nobody Sang 'em Better" "Airfarcewon"
"Nobody Does It Better" "Nobody Wants The Blubber" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Nobody Does It Better" "Nobody Writes Me Letters" "Mikey Squirrel"
"Nobody Does It Better" "No Buddy Don't Unfetter" "Arwen"
"Nobody Does It Better" "No One Escapes Vendetta" "Michael Pacholek"
"Nobody Does It Better" "Robot, He Does It Better" "Kristof Robertson"
"Nobody Does It Better" "Rove Really Was So Bitter" "William Tong"
"Nobody Does It Better" "Thanksgiving Wins Are Better" "Michael Pacholek"
"Nobody Does It Better ( The Spy Who Loved Me )" "I'm Gonna Find That Squealer ( T.S.W.T.O.M. )" "Max Power"
"Nobody Does It Better ( The Spy Who Loved Me )" "Nobody Boos Me Better ( The Fans Who Hates Me )" "Max Power"
"Nobody Does It Better (The Spy Who Loved Me)" "The Prez Who Spied Me" "Joe Haynes"
"The Itsy Bitsy Spider" "The Big & Strong Fighter" "John Spoof"
"The Right Thing to Do" "(Buggin' You's) The Right Thing to Do" "Warren Baker"
"The Spy Who Loved Me" "Nobody Knows Me Better" "Glynn Leaney"
"The Spy Who Loved Me" "Our Spies Have Bugged You" "Wendy Christopher"
"The Spy Who Loved Me" "The Guy Who Loved Me" "Glynn Leaney"
"The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of" "The Stuffy Smell In Those Rooms" "Phil Nelson"
"Two Sleepy People" "Two Sheepy People" "Airfarcewon"
"You're So Vain" "Ball And Chain" "Aurelius"
"You're so vain" "Blood Donor's Blues" "Lillian O'Donnell"
"You're So Vain" "Bore Throat Veins" "John A. Barry"
"You're So Vain" "Claire's Insane" "Bilbopooh"
"You're So Vain" "Darth Bane" "Steve Kalafut"
"You're So Vain" "Dorsal Fin" "Malcolm Higgins"
"You're So Vain" "Ease the Pain" "Ragdoll"
"You're So Vain" "Fighting Games" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Your'e So Vain." "Football Shame." "HeTalkinCrazy"
"You're So Vain" "Got No Brain" "Philenius "Pooky" Koala"
"You're So Vain" "Have No Brain" "Philenius "Pooky" Koala"
"You're So Vain" "Horse Lo Mein" ""
"You're So Vain" "I Complain" "Arwen"
"You're So Vain" "I'm In Pain" "Airrider"
"You're So Vain" "I'm Insane" "Fred Snider"
"You're So Vain" "John McCain" "Chris Wolvie"
"You're So Vain" "John McCain" "Michael Pacholek"
"You're So Vain" "John McLane" "Michael Pacholek"
"You're So Vain" "Kurt Cobain" "Alvin Rhodes"
"You're So Vain" "Kwai Chang Caine" "Michael Pacholek"
"You're So Vain" "Kwai Chang Caine" "Rex Ungericht"
"You're So Vain" "More Propane (Redneck Symphony)" "Kristof Robertson"
"You're So Vain" "My Ceturylink Order" "Onslaught"
"You're So Vain" "Posed Hussein" "William Tong"
"You're So Vain" "She's A Pain" "Andria"
"You're So Vain" "Troll" "Angel Beaty"
"You're So Vain" "Trump's Insane" "Jeff in Richmond VA"
"You're So Vain" "What's His Name?" "Lionel Mertens"
"You're So Vain" "Who's To Blame?" "David Chrenko"
"You're So Vain" "You Cause Pain" "Royce Miller"
"You're So Vain" "You Drain Veins" "Tim Mayfield"
"You're So Vain" "You Need Rogaine" "Fred Snider"
"You're So Vain" "You're a Drain" "Merry & Pippin"
"You're So Vain" "You're A Pain" "BB Blues"
"You're So Vain" "You're A Pain" "Phil Nelson"
"You're So Vain" "You're Cocaine" "The Comedian"
"You're So Vain" "You're Hussein" "Callmelennie"
"You're So Vain" "You're Hussein" "Chris Bodily TM"
"You're So Vain" "You're Insane" "Andy Moon"
"You're So Vain" "You're Insane" "Jack Wilson"
"You're So Vain" "You're Insane" "Malcolm Higgins"
"You're So Vain" "You're Insane" "The Offenders"
"You're So Vain" "You're Insane" "Walt Conner"
"You're So Vain" "You're Insane" "William Tong"
"You're So Vain" "You're John Wayne" "Porfle Popnecker"
"You're So Vain" "You're Klegane" "Callmelennie"
"You're So Vain" "You're No Brain" "Dee Range"
"You're So Vain" "You're Shrub's Brain" "William Tong"
"You're So Vain" "You're Slow Brain" "Randy Hearn"
"You're So Vain" "You're So 'Bain"" "Jeff in Richmond VA"
"You're So Vain" "You’re So Drained" "John A. Barry"
"You're so vain" "You're So Drunk" "Nan Patrick"
"You're So Vain" "You're So Lame" "Cactus Impersonator"
"You're So Vain" "You're So Lame (I Bet You Break Light Bulbs)" "Cactus Impersonator"
"You're so vain" "You're so lame (I can't believe your song is about shoes)" "Ethan Mawyer"
"You're So Vain" "You're So Martyr" "Assad"
"You're So Vain" "You’re So Plain" "John A. Barry"
"You're So Vain" "You're So Slain" "Alvin Rhodes"
"You're So Vain" "You're So Slain" "Guy DiRito"
"You're So Vain" "You're So Thain" "Timmy1000"
"You're So Vain" "You're So Vague" "Leough"
"You're So Vain" "You're So Vain (parody)" "Michael McVey"
"You're So Vain" "You're So Vain (You Prob'ly Think This Show Is...)" "Melanie Lee"
"You're So Vain" "You're So Vile" "Chris Caillouet"
"You're So Vain" "You Suck Veins" "Alvin Rhodes"
"You're So Vain" "You've No Brain" "Alvin Rhodes"
"You're So Vain" "You Waste Gas" "Lydia Theys"
"You're The One" "Mister Ones" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Your So Vain" "Your So Plain" "White Trash"
"Your So Vain" "Your Thread Veins" "Paul Sta Without The R"


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