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Song Parodies -> "Hot Night In Vegas"

Original Song Title:

"Big Yellow Taxi"

Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Hot Night In Vegas"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

I rolled pair-a-dice
Sure nuff I crapped a lot
Found a pink ho, Nell, a looker
With a slip-ry wet spot

Chorus

Don't it always seem to blow
That you don't know
Where's your cash till it's gone
I rolled pair-a-dice
Sure nuff I crapped a lot
Win not not not not
Win not not not not

I looked for some sleeze
Found some in a sleeze museum
They enlarged the peephole
A hundred and a half just to see em

Chorus

Hey hooker hooker
She put away her penicillin
Got some spots on my gonads
And these big ole crabs
Take some killin

Chorus

Late last night
I toured a mean whore Pam
And her pimp fellow Max, he
Took away all my clams

Chorus

I'm dead

Chorus

I rolled pair-a-dice
Sure nuff I crapped a lot
Win not not not not
I rolled pair-a-dice
Sure nuff I crapped a lot

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 9

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Johnny D - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh wow, this is freakin' hilarious! Especially "a sleeze museum", that really made me chuckle! ;-D 555!
Royce Miller - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Dee Range: Have you written parodies under another name on Amiright?
Dee - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D., glad you liked it. I'm becoming a good fan of yours. Royce, I just found this site last week
Rod Worden - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Sure glad you did, Dee, 5s!
Tim Hall - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, but the original artist is Joni Mitchell
Dee Range - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Tim, thanks, and you are absolutely correct. Just a brain fart, because I saw Joni do it on VH1 last week, which inspired this
John Barry - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I rolled three dice, and they all came up 5. This is very funny.
Dee - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Rod, thanks
Dee - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
John, thank you
Jeff Reuben - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good...I've had my own Vegas parody (different song) on my plate for a few months now, still have to work on finishing that up.
Dee Range - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Jeff, thanks . And after reading your awesome CROSS EYED GIRL, I quit working on CROSS EYED SQUIRREL. It wasn't very far along, and not half as funny as yours anyway, which is one of those songs that is so good I wish I had written it. Again, great work!
Johnny D - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
+++Restoring vote lost due to 7-28-04 Amiright vote-history bug+++
Rick D - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Looks like unlike Vegas, you'll fit right in here. Anyone who does Joni songs gets points from me. She's not easy. (lyrically, anyway)
Dee - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick D., thanks. This is my mom's favorite song of Joni's. I haven't heard a lot of her stuff, but this one just jumped out at me because I have rolled some dice in Vegas, and lost every time. Thank God the hooker stuff is just made up.
Rick D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
You made it to ten. You're on the list. I am looking forward to seeing you get to twenty-five when you can post a bio. Your name does remind me of Lee Ving, of the punk band Fear. ( I used to know him and the band)
Stephen - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
This is pretty f****** funny. It paces very good.

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