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Song Parodies -> "You're So Vile"

Original Song Title:

"You're So Vain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"You're So Vile"

Parody Written by:

Chris Caillouet

The Lyrics

There were so many different ways this could have gone -- so much material, so many parallels. "...insane" for the refrain is the obvious choice, as evidenced by nine other YSV parodies on AIR that went there, but methinks "vile" flows more like the original and is so much more apropos to the subject, with all the evocative nuance of meaning it bears (see bottom comments).
You walked into the White House
Like you were going to take a dump
Your cheeks dramatically clenched, likewise your teeth
Your trunk turgid, taut and plump
The "First" Lady really was the t'ird
Wrapped in Papier von Trump™
And all your kids hung there like dingleberries
Like dingleberries

You're so vile
There's not a single good thing about you
You're so vile
There's not a single good thing about you
So true, so true

You slipped in a few years ago
With hamberders up your sleeve
Well, you knew that you didn't want to be there
But now you don't want to leave
You just rant and tweet and make up things
That only you believe
You have a head filled with clouds of covfefe
Clouds of covfefe, and

You're so vile
You can't deny this song is about you
You're so vile
You can't deny this song is about you
Can you? Can you? F.U.!

You dreamt of moats filled with crocs and covfefe
Crocs and covfefe, and

You're so vile
There's not a single good thing about you
You're so vile
There's not a single good thing about you
So true, so true

Your whole tenure's under investigation
And you cry, "It's a witch hunt!"
When you're forced to look upon your own reflection
You say it's unfair -- it's such an affront
When your small hands aren't grasping at straws
They're grabbing your own ****
While visions of Vlady are dancing in your head
Dancing in your head, and

You're so vile
You can't deny this song is about you
You're so vile
You can't deny this song is about you
Can you? Let's just can you now

You're so vile
There's not a single good thing about you
You're so vile
You can't deny this song is about you
You're so vile
Hey, Orange Guy! This song is about you
Synonyms for "vile": foul, nasty, unpleasant, bad, disagreeable, horrid, horrible, dreadful, abominable, atrocious, offensive, obnoxious, odious, orange, unsavoury, repulsive, off-putting, repellent, revolting, repugnant, disgusting, distasteful, loathsome, hateful, nauseating, sickening, base, low, mean, wretched, trumpian, disgraceful, appalling, shocking, ugly, vulgar, sorry, shabby, shameful, dishonourable, execrable, trumpish, heinous, abhorrent, deplorable, monstrous, wicked, evil, dark, dirty, bedonald, vicious, iniquitous, sinful, corrupt, sordid, depraved, perverted, debased, reprobate, degenerate, debauched, dissolute, contemptible, despicable, reprehensible, diabolical, diabolic, devilish, fiendish, hellish, damnable (informal) yucky, sick-making, gut-churning, icky, gross, godawful, low-down, rotten, sick

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Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 6

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Arch Vile - November 18, 2019 - Report this comment
It looks like you're giving me ideas if I ever decide to change my name on AIR.
Rand - November 18, 2019 - Report this comment
Rancid trash.
Darius Whitehead - November 18, 2019 - Report this comment
This parody is so vile.

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