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Song Parodies -> "You're So 'Bain""

Original Song Title:

"You're So Vain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"You're So 'Bain""

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

Ladies & Gentleman, we have a bona-fide Wall Street crook running for President.......nuff' said......
They're talking in your Party; they say you talk like an idiot
You have repeatedly flipped; The folks all want the spark that you haven't got.
You take both sides on an issue, then.....you tie yourself in knots
And all the newspapers say you're a vulture
say you're a vulture, and

You're so Bain
You probably think we're all gonna' vote for you
You're so Bain
I'll bet you think we're all gonna' vote for you
Don't you? Don't you?

You campaigned several years ago
The Party chose John McCain
Then you said you could make a couple million bucks
(you) decided to stay at Bain
But you outsourced every job there was....
And one of them was mine
I had some dreams; now I'm slaving at Wal-Mart
slaving at for Wal-mart, and

You're so Bain
You probably think we're all gonna' vote for you
You're so Bain
I'll bet you think we're all gonna' vote for you
Don't you? Don't you now?

(Guitar Solo)

I had some dreams; now I'm slaving for Wal-mart
slaving for Wal-Mart, and

You're so Bain
You probably think we're all gonna' vote for you
You're so Bain
I'll bet you think we're all gonna' vote for you
Don't you? Don't you?

Well, I hear you went down to Sarasota
And Florida's glad that you won
Then you took your bulls**t up to North Dakota
To try and win the nomination
Well, you're hair is perfect all the time;
Your lies are not, and Mitt......
You're underdog now ,'cause Obama is closing
Obama is closing in.....

You're so Bain
You probably think we're all gonna' vote for you
You're so Bain
I'll bet you think we're all gonna' vote for you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?



You're so Bain
You probably think we're all gonna' vote for you
You're so Bain
You probably think we're all gonna' vote for you
You're so Bain
You probably think we're all gonna'vote for you

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Michael Pacholek - January 16, 2012 - Report this comment
You could do another Carly Simon song: "We haven't got time for the Bain."

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