-> "I Complain"
Original Song Title:
"You're So Vain" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Your chili was too hearty
And not to mention, was far too hot
Did-n't believe when you said that was peach pie
It tasted like apricot
Couldn't make myself much clearer, when
I said, "This tastes like rot!"
You couldn't mask it with sauce made from tartar
Sauce made from tarter, and
Wishing that you'd made chicken or beef stew
Because I can't stand the things that you do
Oh, last night when it was time to go
Out to meet my best friend Eve
Well, I asked you to shave and to comb your hair
You're sloppy; there's no reprieve
I don't know what you were thinking of
Your shirt was so wrink-ly
Stuck to your sleeve there was chocolate and toffee
Chocolate and toffee, so
"You oughta pay somebody to dress you"
"You've gotta find some pants that match your shoes
(incessant whining to the tune of an instrumental interlude)
Last Halloween you dressed up like Khadafi
Dressed like Khadafi, man
'Cause we had a-greed on Winnie the Pooh
"I gave you the choice of Piglet or Roo
When you go to bed, dude you wear a toga
Though you're no God of the Sun
And that time you pissed off all the guys at OSHA
When you screamed "Safety at work isn't fun!"
"What's with these lemons? I wanted limes!"
I'm taking off, forthwith
I gave you a try 'cause on me money you'd spend
Yeah, money you'd spend, but
I think I'd do much better without you
'Cause lately I have started to doubt you
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