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Song Parodies -> "Ease the Pain"

Original Song Title:

"You're So Vain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Ease the Pain"

Parody Written by:

Ragdoll

The Lyrics

Now, I encounter 2nd semester of senior year, starting afresh again. And again and again and again.
(whispered) Over and done...

I looked down at the sidewalk 'cuz I was drowning fast deep in thought
My tears predictably streamed from sad brown eyes
My life it was after thought
I risked one glance at a puddle as I saw myself "not hot"
And perfect guys ran so scared from my shadow
Scared from my shadow, and...

Ease the pain, a dead girl will soon be resurrected
Ease the pain, I'll bet you think her life has now ended
Dropped dead, dropped dead

I knew me way back in 9th grade when you had not crossed my path
And I worshipped you like you were the Lord himself
Perhaps I'm a psychopath

I broke 5 school rules for your birthday, breaking hearts while I did
I had some dreams that were not so G-rated, not so G-rated and...

Ease the pain, a dead girl will soon be resurrected
Ease the pain, I'll bet you think her life has now ended
Dropped dead, dropped dead, dropped dead

I had some dreams that were not so G-rated, not so G-rated and...

Ease the pain, a dead girl will soon be resurrected
Ease the pain, I'll bet you think her life has now ended
Dropped dead, dropped dead

Well I heard you danced close with my childhood friend and her heart you somehow won
Then you rode your green bike up to the town library to just get some thermal chemistry done
Well you're the model boyfriend of all time
And when you're not you're with
A sweet, stalker girl trying hard not to love you
Hard not to love you, and...

Ease the pain, a dead girl will soon be resurrected
Ease the pain, I'll bet you think her life has now ended
Dropped dead, dropped dead, dropped dead.

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Below Average Dave - January 01, 2007 - Report this comment
You are lyrically gifted--555
Meriadoc - August 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Brought here by the random feature - I really liked this, pacing pretty much spot-on and something that 50% of the population can relate to. Excellent job!

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