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Song Parodies -> "You're Insane"

Original Song Title:

"You're So Vain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"You're Insane"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

I wonder if anyone has had a similar experience, I havent but.. if ya have this is your song
You moved into my condo
Carrying all the bags that you brought
You had asked to be a roommate of mine
Your breath smelled of apricot
You moved into the bedroom
While I had slept on the couch
I wanted to see what kind of people would have you as a roommate
You as a roommate and

You're insane
Someone else would've went and kicked out you
You're insane
Someone else would've went and kicked out you
Out you out you

You all the root beers I had
You ate all of my beans and cheese
You dumped spaghetti and then got some in my hair
I thought youd never leave
You annoyed me with one thing you
Did, with food seasoning
That wasn't pepper that was grounds from the coffee
Grounds from the coffee, and


You're insane
Someone else would've went and kicked out you
You're insane
Someone else would've went and kicked out you
Out you out you



That wasn't pepper that was grounds from the coffee
Grounds from the coffee, and


You're insane
Someone else would've went and kicked out you
You're insane
Someone else would've went and kicked out you
Out you out you





Well, then you drank up all my Coca Cola
My reaction was just no fun
Then you drank that beer like it was potion
You tried to moon and show me your buns
You once ate up all of my french fries
I got annoyed, and then I
Kicked out of the condo and got a new roommate, who's kinda different
Who's kinda different, and

Not insane
He doesn't eat all of my French fries, fool
Not insane
He doesn't eat all of my French fries, fool
Fries, fool, fries, frool , Fries, fool


You're insane
Someone else would've went and kicked out you
You're insane
Someone else would've went and kicked out you


You're insane
Someone else would've went and kicked out you

You're insane
Someone else would've went and kicked out you

Out you out you Out you
2004 Jack Wilson

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Johnny D - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good, Jack! Lots of funny lines, and your pacing continues to improve - well done.
Guy - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Jack's back! I liked the coffee grounds thingy. Well done Jack!
alvin rhodes - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
roomies suck....but not this parody...5s
Serafina - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm back too...after a week and a half of vacation. This one was good; I liked the part about grounds in the coffee, too. 5-5-5.
Jack Wilson - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny, Guy , Alvin and Serafina!
2Eagle - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I hope the next roommate isn't on the Atkins diet.
Peregrin - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one Jack, and welcome back! This is a good companion to the M&P parody, "You're A Drain" :

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/carlysimon5.shtml

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