I walked into the party,
Like I was walking onto a stage,
I had my head shaved & grew some monkey chops,
Not bad-looking for my age,
I had a joke for everyone I met,
And one of them was me,
I'm schizophrenic, so I get the big bucks,
I get the big bucks, 'cause....
I'm insane,
But I don't think this song is about me,
I'm insane, ( Insane. )
'Cause I don't think this song is about me,
No I, don't I....
....Married several years ago,
But it was just for a lark,
She was from Teheran & a crazy bitch,
Who's bite was worse than her bark,
But she gave away her true intent,
And so I had to leave,
But she still comes up,
So I try to win her,
I buy her dinner, 'cause....
( Chorus )
These are the wrong words,
But I keep on singing,
I keep on singing, 'cause....
( Chorus )
....Hear I'm suff'rin from schizophren'a,
'Cause I think that I'm God's son,
But I flew the coop back at the looney bin,
Even though it was so much fun,
Now I'm where I should be most of the time,
And when I'm not, I am,
'Cause I can still be in two places at one time,
Places in one time, 'cause....
( Chourus ) ( Repeat )