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Song Parodies -> "Your Thread Veins"

Original Song Title:

"Your So Vain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Your Thread Veins"

Parody Written by:

Paul Sta Without The R

The Lyrics

Girl to marry soon discovers to her horror that she has thread veins ! Tries to disguise them using sunbed, fake tan etc.
I walked in to your party,but your predicament I'd forgot
Your skirt strategically dipped below one thigh
Your calf it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror as, you rang to tell your friends
And all the girls dreamed that they'd never get them
They'd never get them and........

Your thread veins, they're probably the best thing about you
Your thread veins, they're probably the best thing about you
bout you, bout you....

Well you got them several years ago
When you used to live with Steve
He said that they made an unpretty pair
And that he would even leave
But you showed him all the things he loved
And then you came to me....
I had some cream so you met for coffee
Met me for coffee and...

Your thread veins, they're probably the best thing about you
Your thread veins, they're probably the best thing about you
bout you, bout you....

Well I heard you went up to see a doctor
And he said what could be done
Then you knew you'd cheer Ed up coz one of them looks
Just like the total eclipse of the sun
They're where they shouldn't be all the time
And when they're hot they itch
And they're so embarassing you've got no close friends
You've got no close friends and...

Your thread veins, they're probably the best thing about you
Your thread veins, they're probably the best thing about you
bout you, bout you....

I had some cream so you met for coffee.....
Fade......



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Jeff Reuben - November 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Very original idea. I haven't seen many songs on here written in this vein :)
Paul Sta without the R - December 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comment Jeff ; got more to come.
Dai Larfinn - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Superb totally original idea and veinly refreshing following a timely thread throughout. 5's across the board.

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