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Song Parodies -> "She's A Pain"

Original Song Title:

"You're So Vain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"She's A Pain"

Parody Written by:

Andria

The Lyrics

Here it is, folks, it is my self-attacking parody, written from the viewpoint of a nonexistent person who doesn't like my parodies and comments and probably would hate me intensely if he/she were to meet me. Enjoy! *Stanza 2 of Verse 3 refers to my author page, which I earned after having written and submitted 10 parodies. I hope to be one of AmIRight's Top 10 parodists someday.
She came on AmIRight
In the fall of 2006
With four subpar parodies
That were not any good at all
She had her mind in the gutter
As she wrote her parodies
And everyone thought that she was a moron
That she was a moron, and...

She's a pain
She doesn't think this song is about her
She's a pain
I wrote this song about her
I did, I did

She resumed several months ago
And she now has a page*
The age of her brain, I think that it is three days
Now, that I would believe

But I voted 1s on everything
Written by Andria
I have the hope that she would drop dead
That she would drop dead, and...

She's a pain
She doesn't think this song is about her
She's a pain
I wrote this song about her
I did, I did

Well, I heard that she wrote more than 10 parodies
Lots of 5s, she certainly won
Then she wrote a song about Alvin Rhodes
And his favorite breakfast food

Well, she's on the parody lists almost all the time
But that's not where she should be
She should be offline
Or six feet under
Or six feet under, and...

She's a pain
She doesn't think this song is about her
She's a pain
I wrote this song about her
I did, I did

She's a pain
She doesn't think this song's about her
Does she? Does she?
Note: I don't really think of myself in the same way that I wrote this parody.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 16

Voting Breakdown

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 3   1
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 4   0
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 5   9
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User Comments

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Christie Marie M - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job on a self-attack parody. You wrote it like you said you would. I do hope you'll make it to AmIRight's Top 10 Author's List. I need about 2 more parodies to write to catch up with you (considering the fact that you submitted 13 parodies). For me it takes me a long time to write a great parody. Who knows, maybe you'll make the top 10 after all. Keep it coming!! 5's!
Andria - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie Marie, your comments are always very much appreciated. : - )
alvin - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment
yaaaaaaaaaaaaay....love it....if you're a pain i'm a masochist
Andria - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, lol. Your comments are always appreciated.
AFW - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Good song selection...very well done
Andria - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW.
Jason - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment
I like it. I think you are a right pain in the... nah I can't say that! I like you! Just imagine if Dr Music wrote a self-attacking parody!
Andria - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jason. I think that you are pretty cool, too. If Dr Music were to write a self-attack parody under any pseudonym or as Dr Music, it would be very funny, but Chucky G would probably shoot it down before it made it to the parody lists. : - )
2Eagle - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment
You're not Andria Wolfson, oim shurr.
Andria - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2Eagle, I'm Andria Kilgore, not Andria Wolfson, just so you know.
Andria - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I have a clarification to make for anyone who has seen my author page: I submitted my first parody in 2001, not 2006. I just wrote in "2006" for pacing purposes.
Serafina - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I think it's pretty good. I didn't even know you'd been around the site this long; I've only seen your name around here since the middle of last year. Anyway I gotta say that I loved reading this, and I give it a perfect score. :)
Andria - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Serafina. I've been around off and on since 1999, but I've only submitted parodies and comments since 2001 and jumped in head-first around the time you mentioned.
Doc M - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Awesome job Andria. It takes a lot of guts to write a Villain Sucks self attack parody but I think you pulled it off nicely. 555 for you!

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