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Song Parodies -> "You Suck Veins"

Original Song Title:

"You're So Vain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"You Suck Veins"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

you're stalking certain parties
yes, you were stalking until they're caught
your fangs strategically dipped when they're applied
you scarf up the blood they've got
you don't show up in a mirror
your complexion's not so hot
and all the girls screamed
when they saw your horror
they saw your horror....cause

you suck veins
you've got the stink of death all about you
you suck veins (you suck veins)
you've got the stink of death all about you
don't you ?...don't you ?

it happened several years ago
you died, but was not bereaved
though you're dead and depraved, you're so debonair
or so you make folks believe
but you always slay the ones you love
and one of them was me
you made me scream
now i drowse in a coffin
drowse in a coffin...cause

you suck veins
you've got the stink of death all about you
you suck veins (you suck veins)
you've got the stink of death all about you
don't you ?...don't you ?

well, i hear you grew up in transylvania
where you folks naturally come
then you flew off later to pennsylvania
and you're avoiding a glimpse of the sun
and it seems you're hungry all the time
you kill the folks you're with
you netherworld guy
i've no life, since we been friends
life, i must transcend...cause

you suck veins
you've got the stink of death all about you
you suck veins (you suck veins)
you've got the stink of death all about you
don't you ?...don't you ?

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Johnny D - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Totally brilliant, Alvin...superb writing and very funny! 5's
Kristof Robertson - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Again, a fangtastic effort...555
Arwen - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
This is my favorite of the day, Alvin!!
Stuart McArthur - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
excellent, Alvin - maps perfectly onto the OS - "you always slay the one you love" - 555
John Barry - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Best Halloween parody yet. Great job!
Agrimorfee - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Vampires suck, but your parody doesn't (easy joke, I know)! 555
alvin rhodes - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you all...happy almost-halloween
Meriadoc - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Love the "drowse in my coffin" line! :-)
Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
"Bloody" good job--5's all round!
alvin rhodes - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks merry and ingeborg...happy halloween to ya
Ripp - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Wikd! NEARLY roflmao when it came to "Drowsing in my coffin"...but then it struck me. Shouldn't they be a vamp now? And why would they be singing if they were "Drowsing in my coffin"? But then again, anything can happen. ;) 5's all round! Well done!
alvin - August 20, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks ripp

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