-> "Kerry's So Very Bitter"
Original Song Title:
"Nobody Does It Better"
Parody Song Title:
"Kerry's So Very Bitter"
Kerry's so very bitter
As his lies are laid to rest;
Now he's wasting time at the New York Times:
His tale's failed the test.
Swift Boat Veterans have beaten him soundly;
He hates them for proving he lied.
Now, like some kind of zombie, Kerry the Commie
Keeps digging up his case that's long since died.
And Kerry's so very bitter;
This obsession just can't be good.
Someone check his wine cellars now, won't you?
Has he had more than he should?
He ought to go surfing, or maybe go skiing.
There's nothing magic about that hat.
Yeah, instead of punting, he should go duck hunting.
Why is John Kerry such a spoiled brat?
Well, Kerry's so very bitter;
One-eighties get him distressed.
If he won't dare reveal what's really true,
Fool believers--give your rants a rest!
You're all too obsessed.
Give his case a rest.
(Please, give your rants a rest!)
(Oh, give his case a rest!)
(Don't whine 'cause you're obsessed.)
(Give your dumb rants a rest.)
Give Kerry a rest.
(You're all way too obsessed...)
He has failed his test.
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