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Song Parodies -> "You're So Martyr"

Original Song Title:

"You're So Vain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"You're So Martyr"

Parody Written by:

Assad

The Lyrics

(Son of Osama)
You walked into the supermarket
Like you were walking into jihad.
Your hand grenade strategically tucked below your belt,
Your headgear it read "HAMAS".
You had one eye out for the Israelis as
You watched the Shin Bet pass by.
And, all the virgins dreamed that they'd be your brides
They'd be your brides
They'd be your brides.

You're so brave,
You probably think martyrdom is meant for you,
Bet it is for meant you,
Bet it is meant for you.

Well, I heard you went up to the American Air Base,
Which naturally you blew up.
Then you sent commercial jets into the WTC,
And watched the Pentagon burn some.
Well, you're fighting where you should be all the time,
And when you're not,
You're with Doctor al-Zawahiri
Or some of the Sheik's aides
Some of the Sheik's aides

You're so brave,
You probably think martyrdom is meant for you,
Bet it is for meant you,
Bet it is meant for you.
http://www.global-war.com

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