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Song Parodies -> "No Buddy Don't Unfetter"

Original Song Title:

"Nobody Does It Better"

Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"No Buddy Don't Unfetter"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

No buddy, don't unfetter
I'd prefer that you stay dressed
Nobody wants to see that much of you
Dude, I'm feeling stressed

I wasn't looking but you danced around me
Your little friend in the spot-light
And don't tell me you love me
No one above me
You oughta keep your secrets out of sight

So, no buddy, don't unfetter
Already seen more than I should
No, buddy, I can't stand the sight of you
Would you zip it up for good?

"Come on, baby, hold me
I love how you scold me"
I feel fairly tragic beside you
I'm gonna start running
To avoid your plumbing
What makes you think I'm that into you?

Please, no buddy, don't unfetter
Didn't even like your chest
No, buddy, I don't care what it can do
Baby, baby, darlin, keep it dressed

I've but one request
Baby, please stay dressed
Man, give up your quest
Is that thing possessed?
Again, I must protest

Please stay dressed!!!!

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 13

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AFW - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha, ha...I believe this should convey the message to Buddy....and funny to everyBuddy...5's
Michael Pacholek - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I was gonna get a witty comment up, but now I'm too nervous. So I'll just leave a five-rating hanging.
alvin rhodes - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
clever twist on the OS...5s
Rex - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Buddy sounds really penile..PUERILE! I MEANT PUERILE! YAAAP. (Yet Another Awesome Arwen Parody)
Serafina - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice to see another great parody from you... I really loved it. Clever title, too. Anyway, here's another perfect 5-5-5 for ya. =)
carol - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
2 thumbs up and three 5's
stuart mcarthur - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL - definitely reminds me of another one of yours, whose title I can't recall - and I loved "To avoid your plumbing" - 555
PMS - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL. "is that thing possessed"?
Meriadoc - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Very clever title and lots of funny lines... :-)
Peregrin - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
"Little buddies" everywhere are lamenting! Very funny :)
John Jenkins - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good job of making all of your rhymes for "dressed" work.
Arwen - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
AFW...thanks! =)

Michael...oh come ON! Half the reason I write anything is to get a witty comment out of you. Oh, wait...I think you might have snuck one in there...thanks!

alvin...thanks very much!

Rex...well holy moly, mister! Three cheers for my new favorite acronym!! =)

Serafina...always nice to get a comment from you...thanks a ton!

Carol...a perfect combination! Thanks!

Stuart...must be "Pull Your Pants Up, Please," which I almost mentioned in a pre-parody comment...Thank you!

PMS...thanks! The question, by the way, is still yet to be answered.

Merry...ah! I feel like I haven't seen you in forever! Thanks very much! I actually sat on the title for a while...finally some lyrics strolled along to join it...=)

AND Pippin...Hooray! 2 hobbits in one day! Anyway...thanks so much...LOL on your comment!

John...thank you...=) I was worried about those lines, but am glad that they worked for you...
Kristof Robertson - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
The more parodies of yours I read, Arwen...the more I understand how disturbing your life really is...;-) 555
Phil Alexander - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
That's exactly what I was thinking, Kristof :-) Do you think there really are that many sad old men around, or is Arwen just statistically very unlucky?
Arwen - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Kristof...good thing you put that wink, life is freaking FABULOUS!!!

Phil...hee! I like to think of myself as very lucky...I'm granted with wonderful parody fodder daily...=) Thanks!
The Real Tony - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Boy, you keep meeting all the wrong phallus -- er, fellas.
Arwen - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Heehee! You've got that right, Tony!

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