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Song Parodies -> "You're So Drunk"

Original Song Title:

"You're so vain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"You're So Drunk"

Parody Written by:

Nan Patrick

The Lyrics

Alcoholism & drugs both illegal drugs & prescription drugs are eroding away at society and is ruining many peoples lives both the ones that are suffering from substance abuse and the friends & families that have to deal with the heartbreak of dealing with those that are substance abusers. ------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------
You staggered onto the
dance floor like you were
walking in an earthquake.
Your clothes were a wardrobe mistake. Your hair was all in disarray.
The crowd was watching
In complete dismay.
You had your hand on a
bottle of Liquor and yet
You thought all the girls
dreamed they'd be your
Partner
They'd be your partner
And
You're so drunk
So drunk you smell just like a skunk
You're so drunk
I bet you want to drink
some more vodka
Don't you , don't you?
It started several years
Ago when you were just
Eighteen.
you took up a dare
And drank a whole pint
Of gin, got obscene
And then caused a scene.
But then you couldn't
Stop and you lost
Everything you loved and
One of them was me.
I used to have dreams for us but they just turned in to tears on my pillow , tears on my pillow
and
You're so drunk
So drunk you smell just like a skunk
You're so drunk.
I bet you want to drink
Some more vodka
Don't you , don't you?
We used to have dreams
But then you drowned
them with Liquor
Drowned them with Liquor
And
You're so drunk
So drunk you smell just like a skunk
You're so drunk
I bet you want to drink
Some more vodka
Don't you , don't you?
Well I heard that you lost
Your job because of the
Liquor
Then you ended up in Jail
Because of the ale
Now you're out on bail
and back at it again full scale
You used to have dreams
But then you drowned them
With Liquor
drowned them with Liquor
And
You're always drunk
You always smell just like a skunk
You're always drunk
Why don't you sober up
And get some help at AA
Right away
Please don't delay
Ooooh baby It's not too late.
Hope Awaits
Hope Awaits
Hope Awaits...................

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