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Song Parodies -> "You're A Pain"

Original Song Title:

"You're So Vain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"You're A Pain"

Parody Written by:

BB Blues

The Lyrics

This is a song describing my extreme hatred for Tom Hanks.
You're not much of an actor
You don't even own a yacht
Your films started off good and then went bad
You really quite a cad
You think you are a great guy
But really that's all a lie.
And all those fools believed you, they must be morons
They must be morons and

You're a pain
You know Mr Hanks, i do not like you.
You're a pain
You know Mr Hanks, that i do indeed hate you
Do you? Do you?


You're not talented at all
And you think you're so tall.
Well, you said that you would make a great movie.
And i wish you would leave.
But you gave away those films you starred in
And one of them was Big
I have some dreams, there are clouds in your future
Clouds in your future, and


You're a pain
You know Mr Hanks i do not like you
You're a pain
You know Mr Hanks i do indeed hate you
Do you? Do you?


I have some dreams they are clouds in your future
Clouds in your future, and


You're a pain
You know Mr Hanks i do not like you
You're a pain
You know Mr Hanks indeed i do hate you
Do you? Do you?


Well, I hear you have a son named Colin
And he is so much more cooler than you.
Your movie career is all gone up in flames
You've had your piece in the sun
Well, i'm sick of you all the time
And i wish you would die
Of some bad disease, or get murdered
get murdered and


You're a pain
You know Mr Hanks i do not like you
You're a pain
You know Mr Hanks i indeed do hate you
Do you? Do you?

You're a pain
You know Mr Hanks i do not like you
You're a pain
You know Mr Hanks i indeed do hate you
Do you? Do you?

You're a pain
You know Mr Hanks i do not like you
You're a pain
You know Mr Hanks i indeed do hate you
Do you? Do you?
Thank you.

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Yoidy - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Tom Hanks blows...but I wouldn't want to kill him. It's better to let him live and suffer from his own mediocrity.
TH - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
If you could write parodies half as good as I can act, this wouldn't suck near as much as it does. This is crap, pure and simple
Michael Pacholek - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody wasn't very good. The pacing was bad. The rhyming was worse. Little Forest doesn't like it, either. Lieutenant Dan really doesn't like it. And that's all I have to say abuot that.
Fitu Petaia - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Well at least i didnt wrtite it
BB Blues - May 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Tom, you're a moron. You know that? And 2nd....you're a lousy actor! The only good movie i saw with you in it was Splash and that's only because John Candy was in it. And Michael- you're a jerk! Leave me alone goddammit!
CH - May 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Don't listen to my dad BB. My dad's a lame-o. I'm way better than him and i say good on ya for writing this. I WISH ALL OF YOU WOULD SHUT UP ESPECIALLY YOU DAD AND TAKE A LESSON FROM BB HERE ON HOW TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE!
GhostOfJohnCandy - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Shut up Hanks! Not you Colin, i'm telling this to your dad! The only reason Splash was good was because i played your brother! Leave us alone Hanks before i get really mad and decide to sit on you! Got that?
GhostOfJohnCandy - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Shut up Hanks! Not you Colin, i'm telling this to your dad! The only reason Splash was good was because i played your brother! Leave us alone Hanks before i get really mad and decide to sit on you! Got that?
Dark Helmet - June 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Who is that moron who thinks who can act? (Sanders: That's Tom Hanks, sir!) I see. You, Hanks! You call yourself an actor? You're an idiot! I've seen Mr Hasno Brain do smarter things than you! So shut your yap or else i'll do this....(holds his scwartz ring up to TH's crotch).
W Conner - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Parodies are like a box of chocolates...
John Candy - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
"Parodies are like a box of chocolates" That's the understatement of the year.
Andria - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
This parody and most of its comments appear to have been written by Dr Music, who was banned last year for numerous reasons and most but not all of his parodies were removed.

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